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Talking about the mood of love, I learned to smile. He said his ass was up and he knew you wanted to do it.

1, don't be unwilling, the empty joy he gives you just lets you know who is really worthy of your love.

2. Sorry, I can't love you. I'm afraid Mr. Wang's promise of going away for a lifetime doesn't count.

3, nothing can't be put down, just not enough pain! No matter how much a woman loves, she needs a modest dignity!

4. Love really needs luck! It's really hard for you to meet someone who likes each other.

The greatest love is not being together, but I hope you are happy. Even if I can't accompany you to the end.

6. I heard that two boys fall in love with one person at the same time. Put the shallow down first, two girls fall in love with one person at the same time. Let go of the deep first.

7. Love also needs courage. If you want to start a relationship, start it, and accept whatever the outcome is.

8. It's a pity that life is like a trip, and both good and bad are scenery.

9. A person is not that bad. When you look back a few years later, you will find that this difficult time has made you better.

10, the future, the future, this moment is tired, I see through it, it's time to listen.

1 1. The dog blood script comes from life. Looking at life from the audience's point of view, life is a comedy.

12, I learned to snicker. He said he'd know what you want by raising his ass.

13, when I first met you, I was only happy. Later, sadness is better than happiness.

15, I will always be there, occasionally I can't control myself, and occasionally I feel inferior. Happiness and unhappiness are really related to you.

16, sometimes I get up early and send a message to a person, betting on the mood of the day.

17, if time can go back, who will wait for me in memory? The world is safe, and the Tathagata will live up to it.

18, why not let the person in that memory go with you? ...

19, not only the immediate suffering, but also hot pot and crayfish, ice cream and big watermelon.

Tell me to shut up! How do you know if it's soft without kissing?

1. You always say that my mouth is shut. How do you know if it's soft?

It seems that there will be many inexplicable feelings, but I just don't know who to tell.

It's not easy to meet people with the same three views in this era, so please cherish the people around you.

The doctor said that my hypoglycemia needs sweet talk.

5. Be happy. Friends are not worth your grief.

6. It's even worse to lose another day after ten days.

7. Do you know that I am a blessing that you have cultivated in your life?

I started smoking for you, and then I felt sorry for myself.

9.mc brother Yu is wearing mink, carrying a bag and holding his little sister.

10. Actually, I think you need a lot of cigarettes.

1 1. I remember showing off you to others.

12. You are happy without me, aren't you? Well, have fun and don't come back to break my heart, oJBk.

13. Look forward to it. You may die tomorrow.

14. When you are old, you have to have your period, let alone a man.

15. You have only lived your whole life. Why do you say mine is wrong?

16. Will you protect me like your penis?

17. You said you played games at school. Sorry, we are not suitable. Ha ha ha ha ha.

18. Don't make me sick of things like you. I have heart disease, high blood pressure and cerebral thrombosis.

19. Thank you for calling me out to play with my mobile phone.

20. I miss you so much that I don't want to find you. I prefer winning.

2 1. I hope you understand that I am open-minded in everything and it will not affect my hatred.

22. Help me tell your girlfriend that she is no match for me.

23. What bothers me most in my life is the little girl movies that I overreach myself.

24. I'm fine. I think it's time for bed. It's not good to stay up late thinking about you.

25. If you don't like to play well with other girls, you just don't like it, have a bad temper or be willful.

26. Those who love pigs are crazy, those who love ink are black, and those who love me are sweet.

27. The tortoise evolved into the Teenage Ninja Turtle, the pig evolved into Peggy the pig, the sheep evolved into Pleasant Goat, and I evolved into your wife.

28. Can I love you?

Classic mood quotations: don't warm others, you will be hot for them.

1. Some things, I don't know if I don't do it. Some things are not known until they are wrong. Some things, you don't know until you grow up. In fact, growing up is forcing you to be strong alone.

I saw an old woman selling oranges and wrote a sign with four words on it: sweeter than first love.

We always look back on the past, but we don't know that our present days are the past we will miss in the future.

Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

I used to want to keep everyone around, but later I found that no matter whether it is a big partner or a new friend, I don't have to insist. Those who are willing to accompany you in your most painful time, those who are willing to spend the difficult time with you, those who are willing to throw cold water on you to sober you up, and those who are just talking, you don't have to stay at all. Willingness is more important than anything and lasts longer than anything else.

6. In junior high school, you cried, and the whole class gathered around to ask you what happened. When you were in high school, you were very sad. Several good friends told you, as well as us. College, nobody cares about you. After work, people will only think that your acting skills are great.

7. I will only show the unreasonable side to the people I trust most, because I think they can be relied on.

8. Good feelings will not make you dizzy at once, but spoil you over time.

9. She is not beautiful, she is too rude, she always curses, she has a bad temper, she is suspicious, she is insecure, she has bad habits, she is strong, but she has nothing.

10. I can only tell why I don't like someone, but I can't tell why I like someone.

1 1. For some people, you may never be good enough; But for those who deserve it, you are always the best.

12. If one day, I don't even know myself, please tell me what I was like before.

13. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the sarcastic voice and cheer yourself up. Smile confidently, and then do what you should do confidently. Be brave, it's really no big deal!

14. I don't like flashing lights, sudden noise or strong smell of crowded people.

15. Don't say sorry to me. Sorry can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

16. For you, you really never got it, but you feel lost hundreds of times.

17. Every time my elders see me, they say that I am so quiet, and I will miss this group of ignorant humans!

18. Not everyone can let me transfer data traffic when wifi can't send messages.

19. Did you find it? The crying child has milk to eat, and the noisy girl has pain. Generally, girls who are too sensible are unlucky

20. It is unfair that boys have stories called vicissitudes, while girls have a past called filth.

2 1. Don't let others warm you.

22. I straighten your hair, remove your makeup and change your interest. I did so much just to change your sentence. I like you.

23. I wrote everything for you, and you didn't respond to any movement all over the world.

24. People in the landscape can't tell whether the people around them are true or not. Only when you are down and out can you see the people around you, whether they are people or ghosts.

25. The most authentic photos of girls are always in friends' mobile phones.

26. He and she are deskmates and have been together for 20 years. They are used to talking on the phone at night. On this day, she said to him on the phone: What if I like being alone? How can I express myself? He was a little bored and said angrily, hold it! There is no sound on the other end of the phone. He asked, why don't you talk? She said unjustly, you let me hold it.

27. The most inspirational slogan in high school: rival in love is reading a book.

28. You can't give a person happiness, but at least you can make way for her.

For your own mood phrase: don't let others warm you, just give him a fever.

1. If one day, I don't even know myself, please tell me what I was like before.

I saw an old woman selling oranges and wrote a sign with four words on it: sweeter than first love.

We always look back on the past, but we don't know that our present days are the past we will miss in the future.

Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

I used to want to keep everyone around, but later I found that no matter whether it is a big partner or a new friend, I don't have to insist. Those who are willing to accompany you in your most painful time, those who are willing to spend the difficult time with you, those who are willing to throw cold water on you to sober you up, and those who are just talking, you don't have to stay at all. Willingness is more important than anything and lasts longer than anything else.

6. In junior high school, you cried, and the whole class gathered around to ask you what happened. When you were in high school, you were very sad. Several good friends told you, as well as us. College, nobody cares about you. After work, people will only think that your acting skills are great.

7. I will only show the unreasonable side to the people I trust most, because I think they can be relied on.

8. Good feelings will not make you dizzy at once, but spoil you over time.

9. She is not beautiful, she is too rude, she always curses, she has a bad temper, she is suspicious, she is insecure, she has bad habits, she is strong, but she has nothing.

10. I can only tell why I don't like someone, but I can't tell why I like someone.

1 1. For some people, you may never be good enough; But for those who deserve it, you are always the best.

12. There are some things that you don't know until you do it. Some things are not known until they are wrong. Some things, you don't know until you grow up. In fact, growing up is forcing you to be strong alone.

13. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the sarcastic voice and cheer yourself up. Smile confidently, and then do what you should do confidently. Be brave, it's really no big deal!

14. I don't like flashing lights, sudden noise or strong smell of crowded people.

15. Don't say sorry to me. Sorry can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

16. For you, you really never got it, but you feel lost hundreds of times.

17. Every time my elders see me, they say that I am so quiet, and I will miss this group of ignorant humans!

18. Not everyone can let me transfer data traffic when wifi can't send messages.

19. Did you find it? The crying child has milk to eat, and the noisy girl has pain. Generally, girls who are too sensible are unlucky

20. It is unfair that boys have stories called vicissitudes, while girls have a past called filth.