Humorous sentences of naughty baby.

Humorous sentences of baby pranks are:

1, I really like looking after children. The feeling that you don't listen to what you say, why don't you do it, and your voice is hoarse and nobody cares, is simply flattering. ...

2. I have reason to suspect that you are Pikachu's baby with itchy skin. Be angry with me, kiss me and cure me!

I thought I just gave birth to a child, but I gave myself a pendant. I hung on my body 24 hours a day, let go of my unwillingness, and it exploded in one minute!

4. Is it useful to have children? Of course, it is useful. It can exercise your strength, increase your temper, give you unlimited courage, raise your voice and hold your life!

5. Every morning, my mother is kind and filial. After five minutes, chickens fly and dogs jump, crying before going to bed. Day after day, my old mother is upset on time every day!

6. I am going crazy. Although I am not a parent, I have Xiong Haizi at home.

I didn't look at her for seven or five minutes, and a lipstick ruined a wall. Meditate for ten thousand times about myself, myself, and I have Xiong Haizi at home.

8. There is Xiong Haizi at home, and this stall is collected every night. I am really tired.

9. The bear is so childish that I'm going crazy. When will it begin to understand? Only when the bear realizes that he is changing the atmosphere every day will it get old.

10, the effort to go to the toilet, all works were destroyed, including Xiong Haizi, never stopped.

1 1. I have Xiong Haizi at home, and I can't find a good pen, so I can only use two fried strokes. It's all one temper.