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Let's talk about it cute and playful.

1, you are my little pride, I can't love you too much!

2. Pride comes from shallowness, and arrogance comes from ignorance. Pride is the beginning of failure, and complacency is the end of wisdom.

3. Cherish the people around you. If you are cold, you will never be warm.

A little pig learned to fish in troubled waters and got mixed up with a tiger. Too bad!

You are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful existence in my heart.

6. The old vine fainted, the price of the school canteen increased, and the students were hungry. The sun was going down and I wanted to go home.

7. Your appearance is an insult to the urban management.

8, memory, I really want to use you as a paper towel, wipe it clean and throw it away.

9. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.

10 Many times, what we can't change eventually changes us.

1 1. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat

12, I began to doubt that there are things in this world that will not expire.

13, one corner of autumn clothes is tied in autumn trousers, and the other corner of autumn trousers is tied in socks, which is the most basic respect for winter.

14. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

15, tell me what makes you unhappy and make me happy.

16, God, give me a bowl of big white rice and a plate of hot and sour potato shreds.

17, the real letting go is not letting go of others, but letting go of yourself.

18 In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.

19, I still remember when I was a child, I was eating with relish with spicy strips in one hand and ten cents of water in the other.

20. In a person's life, there are two kinds of people who regret most: one is that you can't get the person you love; Second, the people you love can't be happy.

2 1, I think I am too successful in front of you, because you are a typical loser.

22. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

Your name is engraved in my heart, which is hard to forget.

24. I haven't seen Conan for a long time I don't know when Naruto will become One Piece.

25. Whether it is friendship or love, you come to give me a warm hug. You go, I let go.

26. Make friends with interests, then you can go straight now.

27. It's none of my business that she is better than me, and it's none of your mother's business that you are better than her.

28. If we have not forgotten the past, it is never because we miss others, but because we miss ourselves in the past years.

29. Are you the ever-victorious general of the legendary invincible fairy tale series?

What others think of me has nothing to do with me, but depends on what I think of others.

3 1, I thought I was the most handsome when I was a child, but why are there so many more handsome than me now?

32. Youth is running hard and then falling down beautifully.

33. Don't say it's too shameful to abandon the old for the new. Just insist?

34, can't write the most beautiful ending, can only give you the most touching start.

35. Remember, those who have character win the world, and they should be convinced by virtue.

36. It is said that women are made of water. This is a serious water pollution recently.

37. Not loving love is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

38. It's mine. Do not move. It's not mine. You put it there, too

39. In the vast sea of people, it only takes a wink to lose someone; Find someone, but look through your eyes.

Let me tell you that you are deeply poisoned by my feelings, and the only way is to marry me.

4 1, God, lend me a stick and let me whip him.

42. If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around.

43. This young lady looks familiar in temperament, much like my next girlfriend.

44. The road ahead is still far. You can cry, but you must persist and never stop.

45. There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever.

46, be a rogue with temperament, not a woman.

47, don't take a person's past, to doubt a person's essence.

48. You don't even know the meaning of the word shameless. You have to go back to primary school.

49, if goodbye can't red eyes, I can paint your face red.

50. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. I can't if everyone else blows away. That's a real pity.

5 1, use up all the love in the next life. Because in this life, I just want to love you.

52. I hope my ex-boyfriend will live a long life alone.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

54. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

55. I am an aristocrat and single, and I just want to talk about a marriage with you.

56. Some people say that they will kill the teacher with homework, as if you can switch to the action industry.

57. You take your overpass and I'll take my secret passage.

58. I thought you would like me if I made you laugh, but the result was too much. You treat me like a laughing stock.

59. Where you fall, get up there, and you always fall there. I suspect there is a pit there.

60. Maybe we met in a sea of people, but I have no color in Lian Xiao.

6 1, in the face of powerful opponents, we must resolutely show our swords, even if we fall, we will turn into a mountain and a ridge.

62, falling red is not heartless, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers.

63. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

64. When I look forward to life again and again, I am always greeted by fraud.

65. When I was a child, I often wondered whether I would go to Peking University or Tsinghua when I grew up. Now that I think about it, I thought too much.

66. What do you love and don't love? How do you feel? You are all looking at your faces.

67. People who don't know me are qualified to point at me and don't understand.

68. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

69. After the English listening test, I realized a truth. Some words are only said to people who understand.

70. It's too good to appease others, and you will lose proper limit when it's your turn.

7 1. The only difference between marriage certificate and health certificate is that it is not hung on the wall.

Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate, because I can talk to everyone.

73. Love is often based on the supremacy of money. I don't think money can buy true love.

74. Sometimes you need a heavy fall to know your position.

75. I know I am not your favorite person, but you are the most important person in my heart.

76. I am neither a glass nor a crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

77. Go your own way, do what you want, and let the cat and dog call you!

78. Even if you can see through my soul, it doesn't mean you can see through my heart.

79. I said don't chat with me. You have a responsibility to talk about your feelings.

80. Children, this is the last summer. How should I spend the last hundred days?

8 1, you must have no idea how much I regret letting go of your hand now.

82. When one person walks into your heart, others will be driven out. This is love.

83. The seven-year contract ended this summer vacation! And ushered in the next three years.

84. What is a best friend? Is to be nice to others and stab them in the back. And then you love the same man.

85. In the end, we should be shallow, even if we can't bear to see everything become mottled and barren.

Cute and playful personality.

A single woman just moved home and suddenly the power went out.

Second, do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Please recommend a 10,000-10,000 sports car with good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort and fashionable appearance. It would be better if it were a limited edition. I used it as a wallpaper for my mobile phone.

As an experienced person, I told you not to come here.

Fourth, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleepy, summer sleepy and autumn sleepy.

In diving class, I jumped the three-meter platform for the first time.

Actor: Director, please give me a real brandy. Without real wine, it is difficult for me to express my realistic feelings.

7. Today, the teacher said I was a troublemaker in my class, so what is my classmate?

Eight, be a koala in the next life, sleep for a few hours every day, eat for a few hours, and be in a daze for a few hours. This is the perfect life!

Nine, when sorting out the mobile phone, I found that there are many people's black history in the mobile phone photo album. I hope they can buy it back when they have money.

Ten, if you don't marry in ten years and I don't marry, then we will be miserable, really miserable.

I want to buy an ipad. What brand is better?

12. A student's parents visit the teacher. Parents: What's the teacher's name? Teacher: Oh, my name is Jinlian Wang.

Thirteen, I'll change your remarks to the original appearance of your first and last names.

14. Xiaohong is doing her homework at Xiao Qiang's house and asks Xiao Qiang: What is the time unit of one hundred years? Xiao Qiang thought for a moment and said: Century.

Fifteen, my boyfriend's voice is a little urgent and he has been panting.

16. Chatting in the same language without * * * is like a mess. I don't need the wind to blow. I want to take a shower after a few words.

Seventeen, no amount of time can compare with the silly years together.

As long as we hand in blank papers together, we can all be the first. Why kill each other!

Nineteen, I met a female netizen who had been in love for a long time, and I met her at the Erqi Road Forum.

When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

Twenty-one, it's so boring, I can easily fall in love! ! !

Twenty-two, one day my wife and I didn't bring our keys, but it was already night. I plan to stay in a hotel for one night. After I checked in, I took my wife's ipad to see if there was wifi, so I asked my wife what the password was. My wife quickly told me that she was so smart that she cracked the hotel password so quickly.

Twenty-three, when I was a child, I often wondered whether to take an examination of Tsinghua or Peking University when I grow up. Now that I think about it, I really thought too much.

Twenty-four, people lose weight, waist and thighs, why do you have to start with brain cells?

Twenty-five, how much is always worth insisting on, and how much is always worth forever.

Twenty-six, there is no swearing in this world. If you do more homework, you will.

Twenty-seven, I heard that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.

Twenty-eight, someone asked me what you girls usually do. I replied that we should cook, wash clothes and do housework. He fainted on the spot and used humor to deal with these perverts.

Twenty-nine, there is no wife in the old woman's cake, there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, and it is understandable that there is no chest in the bra.

If I meet you again, I will definitely pull you into the bedroom, press you madly on the bed, cover our heads with a quilt and tell you that my watch will shine.

Girls are playful and cute. Say short sentences. Girls are naughty and lovely.

1. Recently, I read the news that it was dangerous to walk and play with my mobile phone, which scared me to play while running.

2. The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting stomach jumps.

It's very hot, and I want to find someone to fight.

Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, the world doesn't belong to you.

6. Everyone is working hard, and I'm still lying in bed anxiously playing with my mobile phone.

7. Girls who love to laugh are always more likely to have long eye lines, dry lines, fine lines and crow's feet than others.

8. There are two plants of green bristlegrass on the top of the mountain, which are the gentle eyelashes of the sun.

9. When you come into this world, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.

10. The store selling soybean milk is steaming, and the color of the sun has gradually changed. Cars, horses and emails are slow, and you can only love one person in your life.

1 1. Appreciate all the encounters and company.

12. Sunshine in eyes, generosity in smile.

13. The favorite month of the year is February. You only need to be single for 28 days this month.

14. When you need to grow up, don't be a child.

15. May all the beauty and warmth come as scheduled.

16. When you wake up every morning, the sunshine is with you. This is the future I want.

17. Time will tell us that simple love is the longest; The company in the ordinary is the most reassuring; People who know you are the warmest.

18. The glass is transparent and the orange is bright.

19. The store selling soybean milk is steaming, and the color of the sun has gradually changed. Cars, horses and emails are slow, and you can only love one person in your life.

20. Sometimes I feel ugly. I took out my ID card and looked at it. I'm so worried.

2 1. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way and let others find out.

22. Coke with ice, love me with your heart.

23. I don't want to be affectionate and righteous, just want to have money and you.

24. Broken clouds, the reflection of the sunset, the clouds above the sky, and several flowers depend on each other.

25. I imagine that all charming people are spoiled, which is their attractive secret.

26. Don't worry about getting old. You must be lovely when you are old.

27. When you come to the earth, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.

28. I bring delicious food every day. Everyone can eat it, and you can eat it.

29. Don't worry about getting old. You must be lovely when you are old.

30. Just after five minutes of homework, my mobile phone became jealous and I was coaxed for two hours.

3 1. My family has nothing of value, and the only thing I can get is me.

The lovely personality of energetic girls talks about Daquan, cute and playful girls talk about simplicity.

1. Every day when I get up, there will always be a performance with my dear quilt: kissing and touching.

It doesn't matter whether you laugh or not.

You don't need to mention it Throw me the money.

"I like you" is a bit heavy. I'll put it here first Please hold it for me.

It is not my alarm clock that wakes me up every day, but my beauty.

Every time I walk alone at night, I'm afraid that it's so dark and I'm so beautiful that others can't see me.

Even if I am poor, I don't want to ask anyone.

8. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

9. Close my eyes and I see my future.

10. Quilts are a branch of paradise on earth.

1 1. Years, I don't rush what should come, I don't rush what should go, and I don't chase what should be chased.

12. You are at arm's length, like wind and fog, and never let me see or approach you.

13. If you are really loved, you don't have to look so good.

14. If I can generate electricity, I can light up the whole world.

15. Our love has gradually found its initial stability in the chaotic world.

16. Start from happiness, go through sadness, go through pain, and reach happiness.

17. People who like you want your gift. People who love you will give you the future.

18. Have you lost your mind to know a person through other people's mouths?

19. I can show you what you like about me.

20. As long as you have the face to say that you miss me, I have the face to come to you.

2 1. You see, my lollipop is delicious, but I won't give it to you. You don't like me.

22. It's easy to be my friend. You don't need to understand me, just praise me.

23. I came from far away and didn't bring a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

24. My friend owes me 5 yuan, and the tone is that he is not going to pay it back.

25. If you say that we have met, it is only when my thoughts are like a dream.

I will listen to your voice many times, not the content but the voice.

27. Your eyes are getting darker and darker, and boiling water tastes like wine. You have no tears, but you just think of someone.

28. Because of lack of sleep, I have a bad temper. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

29. When you see the deer in your heart, you start to waltz.

30. Tell me secretly if you can do magic to make me like you so much.