What is the humor about the epidemic?

1, I was isolated at home. I have been trying to disinfect myself with 50 ml of 53-degree alcohol and insist on atomizing myself with a cigarette for half an hour. I am in good health now, but I can't supply medical supplies. I hope that caring people from all walks of life will donate Chinese cigarettes and airlift a batch of Maotai. Used for subsequent isolation work.

2. The 202 1 Spring Festival tour route was grandly launched in special period: the living room-kitchen-bedroom-bathroom cycle tour.

I advise you not to go out. It's really boring. You can find me for online dating. Come to the scene as soon as the epidemic is over, together. Only those who have experienced Where Will You Go know how to love and cherish. Eternity is always when you wake up from a dream, and attachment is always after parting. Online dating, please transfer me to 520 yuan. I'm afraid you will lie to me.

The weather is very good today. I stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to play in the living room.

5. This year's Spring Festival travel rush plan: don't move on the first day, the second day, the third day, the fourth day, the fifth day, the sixth day and the seventh day.

6. It's finally time to lie at home and do nothing to contribute to society. Treasure it!