Talk about chubby humor.

1, my three major shortcomings are: first, fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

2. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

3. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

His face is round and big. His eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed, and the meat on his face looked like an "oil ball". The whole looks like a kind-hearted "Maitreya Buddha".

5, don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.

6, long time no see, you are fat if two people!

7. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

8. Smiled, eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

9. Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

10, if you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

1 1, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face for so many years.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

13, pigs are animals, but they are also synonymous with fat people.

14. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

15, a fat man actually claimed that he was not a clown.

16, give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

17, don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

18, every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

19, Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

20. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

2 1, a fat man is fatter than others.

22, the meaning of fat is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

23, chubby meat is dripping, and it is almost oiled.

24. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

25. You can order anything you like. Don't worry, I'm here.

26. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

27, everyone lined up to weigh themselves, someone just stood up when the electronic scale rang, please come one by one, don't fuck two people at a time.

28. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

29. At this moment, the door was pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

30. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind. Return to Sohu to see more.

Hope to adopt, thank you!