Classic funny and shocking dialogue that will make you laugh out loud

1. On the weekend, my best friend called me to come and play with me. I asked? Where is your boyfriend? Not going on a date? ? Best friend: ? Hey, forget it, his wife won’t let him go out! ? I. . . 2. Went on a blind date. While chatting with the woman in full swing, a little girl about three years old walked up to me and timidly called daddy. I broke into a cold sweat and quickly explained to the woman: She is not my daughter! The woman said calmly: I know, she is my daughter! 3. A: I want to go see a movie with my girlfriend recently. Is there anything you can recommend? B: I heard the left ear is very good. A: No, I just want to recommend someone who can be my girlfriend. B: Get out. . . 4. Man: Master, does my life still have meaning? Master: Young man, what do you do? Man: I am a prodigal. I drive every day from the east city to the west city, from the southern suburbs to the northern suburbs, wandering exhaustedly among many women. Occasionally when I am tired and want to take a rest, they will call me like crazy. Master: Young man, aren’t you just a courier? Can you stop being so awesome? ! 5. A couple was sitting on the lawn. The boy remembered that in the idol drama, the hero hugged the heroine and rolled on the lawn. It was so romantic. He also picked up the girl and started rolling. . . He stood up and cursed after just two laps? Who the hell is walking the dog on the lawn? ? 6. ?Actually, I have always relied on my face to make a living. ? ?What? Even your face is called face. . . ? ?Ni sister, really!? ?Then tell me how you rely on your face to make a living. ? ?I sell facial masks in Moments. ? 7. A friend went to a restaurant to eat. He asked the boss: Is your restaurant hygienic and environmentally friendly? The shop owner said: Don’t worry, it’s absolutely environmentally friendly, even our cooking oil is recycled! 8. I asked the insurance broker: Why does this insurance contract cover some serious injuries but not minor injuries? ? The insurance broker explained: ? Because there will be no compensation for minor injuries. ? 9. In the coffee shop, he sat quietly opposite me, carefully tasting a cup of cappuccino. He was so dazzling that he attracted the attention of everyone. After all, I couldn't hold it back and cautiously looked at him. He said: "I remember I just saw you, at the corner of the street." ? He stared at me with a smile on his face: ? You are tired from work, relax. ? I was speechless and choked up after hearing this. After all, there are not many such literary and artistic beggars nowadays. 10. They say that if you meet an old lady, falling to the ground with her is a good idea. You can pull her down, now the old lady is relying on me and says that I slept with him. I have to take full responsibility. . . . . . I hate you guys who come up with blind ideas! ! !