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Talking about celibacy

1. A group world, one listens to songs, one walks, one drinks, one is sad, one is happy, one mumbles, one hums, one waits for the moon to set, one gets up in the morning, one walks through ups and downs, and one is alive. Really lonely.

Second, a real coward should have the courage to face beautiful girls and a bleak single life.

Third, I promise you happiness with nonsense, and you give me pain with a knife.

Maybe I am lonely, but I don't want your sympathy and charity. Bottom line: I prefer arrogant celibacy to humble love.

Great people learn to stand and do things on their knees.

Six, years, fleeting, how many lonely flowers, awakened leaves, no direction of hesitation, I do not know where is the starting point.

Seven, some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited.

Eight, single girls is mostly a good girl, single men are mostly bad hooligans.

Nine, I heard that those girls who are temporarily single have gradually become the men I want to marry most.

10. Never take a nap in the middle of the night. 30 to 60 minutes is appropriate. No one will lend you your shoulder to rest.

Eleven, the secret of waiting already exists in everything: Snow Mountain, Snow Lotus who learned to wait endured hardships, survived in adversity, and finally bloomed beautiful flowers; Haohao Qiu Tian, waiting for Dapeng to stand by calmly and calmly, finally flew over for nine days; However, under the clear sky, the young butterfly, who can't wait, is impetuous and impatient, sticking its tender body out of the pupa and finally has no chance to embrace the vast sky.

Why are you still single? I used to like a group, but now I like a group.

13. The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever, and it will never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle in your heart and you can't pull it out. If it wants to hurt you, you have to hurt it.

Fourteen, years can't keep the confusion of youth, and years can't take away frivolous.

Fifteen, one group is afraid of loneliness, and two groups are afraid of constraints.

If you have a bad sense of direction, remember to bring a map. No one will take you away as a compass.

Seventeen, I really can't laugh, even reluctantly.

Eighteen, three couples are about to break up, three couples are about to break up, and three couples are about to break up. For single dog, the thought of these is almost inspiring.

I am silently waiting for your love, and I am quietly waiting for you to come back.

I am proud of being single. I save rubber for my motherland. I'm ashamed to be single. I waste paper for my country and my family.

Twenty-one, how many times have flowers bloomed and how many times have beauty been lost; How many times did the leaves flourish and how many times did the yellow leaves fall? How many times the spring rain is raining, how many times the winter snow is fluttering; How many times the grass grows, and how many times the grass grows; I am constantly waiting, quietly waiting, patiently waiting, because I believe that in the end, you will definitely appear.

Twenty-two, I have been single for so many years and there is nothing to explain. On the whole, I am witty and have no enemies!

Twenty-three, I insisted on being single for two years just to wait for you to be single.

24. I feel very lonely in front of you, although a group is very comfortable, greasy and natural. I don't want to find a group to understand how great and unusual I am. I just want to find a group with the same mentality and similar preferences to talk, chat and do a lot of things together.

Twenty-five, never blame others for being heartless, cruel and ideal, only blame yourself for not being ruthless, not good enough and not thorough enough.

I don't want you to be apart, but I still don't want to stay because of my strong self-esteem.

27. Blame me me for being so romantic that I mistakenly thought that he would understand me as long as I paid.

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

Remember to set the alarm clock before going to bed so that you can attend class on time the next day. No one will wake you up as an alarm clock.

Thirty, in the long river of memory, there is always a lot of waiting. Perhaps, waiting can get my best hope. The wait may be long, but at that time, you may get the most precious wealth in life! The picture of life is always colorful!

Thirty-one, single, unscrupulous, looking at handsome guys, there is wood.

32. Is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only am I ugly, but I always think others are ugly!

The sadness of being single: Being single for a long time makes you suddenly afraid when you meet someone you like.

1, in this world, anything can be done as long as there is no way to get married. Because what you want is not a certificate, but a married life. From marriage to old age, you have decades of life. Can we make do together for a lifetime?

In fact, it takes a lot of thought to be funny and single. People with this talent can create interesting marriages.

3, single for a long time, and then meet the person you like will suddenly be afraid, smiled and shook his head and said forget it.

4. The taste of celibacy may not be unpleasant. But the thought of spending the rest of my life with someone I don't love. Singles day. It won't be so unbearable.

5. Come to me if you want me. Don't lose face. You know my temper, I look up when you say it.

Being single doesn't mean being weak, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

7. Getting married is to find a group to accompany you for a lifetime, and pay more attention to the synchronization at the physical level. Life is long, short and short ... if you find the other half, it is almost the most tormenting thing.

8. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

9. The deepest loneliness is not a lasting group, but that there is no hope in the heart.

10, those who say they will never leave have been scattered all over the world.

Signature of a single man

Signature of a single man

1, even if the worker is single.

I will cherish what I care about with my life.

You take your overpass and I will take my underground passage.

I don't need others to love me. I love myself more than anyone else.

5, you grow up, you are crazy, you are nostalgic, this is your own business.

6. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

7. The memories you mentioned are nothing at all.

I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

10, as long as your heart is cruel enough, nothing in this world will make you sad.

1 1. Others say that you have changed because you have not lived according to his ideas.

12, some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

13, since you chose to run counter to me, don't look back.

14, some mistakes, once is enough, don't make it again.

15, for me, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.

16, I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

17, I am me. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

18, when you hurt me, don't be too light, be cruel, I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.

19, if you can't keep anything, just throw it far away, maybe it will bounce back after hitting something.

20. If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion.

2 1, I'm not a delicate girl, I don't need protection, and I can be fine alone.

22. You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

23. I want to be the only one for you. I can't copy or paste.

24. If you don't talk about love, you will feel sorry for yourself. Everything is just singing for love.

25. Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.

When I am able to leave, I will never stay for half a second.

27. When it is dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What are we afraid of?

28. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

29. If my love hurts someone, then I will give up my love.

You have no choice but to love me. Otherwise, you will eventually drown in my overwhelming thoughts.

3 1, I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. This world doesn't belong to you.

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

Don't say you will change, it will hinder my pace and waste my youth.

35. Sorry, I have my first hero and don't want to be your second daughter. thank you

36. I keep telling myself that I don't want it if I can't think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

I don't mind giving up halfway if everything becomes boring.

Not everyone can fall in love with their lives!

I can't give you the whole world. However, my world is all for you!

Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

4 1, I have enough ambition to satisfy anyone's madness.

42. If it's mine, don't move. If it's not mine, just leave it there.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

No one can tell me to lose unless I don't want to win.

45. I can't do it alone. I have never been tough, so no one needs to worry.

46. Only you in this world can have the right to hurt me, and I gave it to you.

47. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

48. I will do anything except love you.

49, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister will make you nosebleed.

If you are not me, you'd better not interpret my life with your own understanding.

On the love of long-distance love: Long-distance love is warmer than single dog and lonelier than lovers.

1, the reason why long-distance love is not lasting is probably the reason for the interval, which makes people see a group clearly. It's actually quite good. It doesn't hurt to be in a long-distance relationship for a while If you can live, you may be able to walk a longer way.

2. Long-distance love is warmer than single dog and lonelier than lovers.

3. Long-distance love is a pK of mind and interval. Love is a good interval, heartless people get married, interval feels good, and they lose to interval in different places.

4, real gold is not afraid of fire, true love is not afraid of long-distance love.

5. When we get through the long-distance relationship, we will get married.

Knowing that it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. Knowing that there are no consequences, we have to start. Long-distance love is the result of a hug, but we are in a hot war. Envy people who are still together in a long-distance relationship, and it is life that the long-distance relationship has survived.

7. Long-distance love is when I cross mountains and mountains for you, but I don't care to see the scenery.

8. The most important thing about long-distance love is trust and persistence! In the eyes of others, long-distance love is so unsatisfactory. I think two groups that really love each other will not let go of each other just because there is a gap!

9. You are the happiest couple who are ready for long-distance love and have been in long-distance love, because you have met the person you love the most; You are the most miserable, because you met the person you love the most.

10, many people think that long-distance relationships are insecure, and even mistakes are excusable. In fact, long-distance love is increasingly testing the loyalty and character of lovers. The heart is there, and the horizon is also the horizon; If you lose your heart, it will be the end of the world. Don't vilify innocent intervals with unbearable loneliness.

1 1. Love without any interval seems inseparable, but in fact, most of them die no slower than long-distance love.

12, if you really love each other, it is really not easy to fight for this love.

13, long-distance love is because they believe in love. They believe that this road will be completed one day, and the interval between them will be extended desperately. They are also more willing to believe that the next time they meet, they will hug each other tightly and will never be separated again. Long-distance love is not terrible, but don't let it last too long.