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If there were no tongue-tied women in the world
Someone posted on a forum, what kind of woman do you hate the most? There were many commenters, both men and women. The top three in the end were: the talkative woman, the scheming bitch and the white-eyed wolf.
The reason why she overcame all the shortcomings and topped the list with an absolutely arrogant attitude is because many gay men voted for the long-tongued woman without hesitation. Since we are talking about the shortcomings of women, women must have more say. Yet gay men speak for themselves. Everyone on earth knows that apart from wars and marriages, most of the trivial matters in life are caused by women with long tongues. This kind of dispute without gunpowder may not seem to have much lethality, nor can it hinder the common development of mankind, but it does form potholes on the road ahead, affecting people's mood and reducing the quality of life.
Tongues are like pimples on a young girl’s face. They pop up one by one accidentally, and another one pops up again and again by carelessness. It is really impossible to prevent them and is very hateful.
I couldn’t help but smile.
Why are there only women with long tongues but few men with long tongues in the world? Statistics show that women speak an average of about 8,000 words a day, while men only speak an average of about 3,000 words a day. A woman speaks as loudly as five hundred ducks in a day. It can be seen that women naturally like to talk. This has nothing to do with whether your hair is long or your knowledge is short. It's probably harder to get a woman to stop talking than to get the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl to meet each other on a magpie bridge or to get me to climb Mount Everest.
If you talk too much, it will inevitably become distorted. Many times, a few unintentional words may get you into trouble.
For example, this morning you told A a few words about B, and when you turned around, A told C. Then C met D on the way to buy groceries. B found out about this before noon and told E and F angrily. The sun hasn't set yet, and even XYZ knows about it. Things went full circle, and finally it was Z's turn to ask you, why did you say bad things about B? You looked around in confusion, not remembering when and where you said something wrong about B. You were splashed with dirty water for no reason, and you couldn't help but gnashed your teeth and became furious.
As for what exactly you talked about with A in the morning? It's just some harmless filial piety, because you have no reason to attack B at all. Similarly, the setters in the middle have no reason to frame you. It is nothing more than that the person speaking subconsciously made subjective assumptions, and then self-righteously added some seasonings and sprinkled some chopped green onions into the language's offal soup. This way of expressing it will be more realistic and will give people an inexplicable pleasure. and comfort, in order to make up for the small hole in one's own psychology.
Three people become a tiger. Sometimes rumors are more unreasonable, colder, more ferocious, and more vicious than you imagine.
"There is a long-tongued woman on East Street, Huanyi City Jing'ao. Passers-by complain to each other, and Xuanhe talks eloquently." Women with long tongues have existed since ancient times. The most vicious person in history was undoubtedly Qin Hui’s wife, Mrs. Wang.
Wang often spoke in Qin Hui's ear with a soft tongue. When Qin Hui wanted to kill Yue Fei but had worries about his future, Wang said in his ear: "Old man, why can't you decide? It's easy to catch a tiger, but it's hard to release it!" This strengthened Qin Hui's intention to kill Yue Fei. determination.
In the animal kingdom, there are actually "women with long tongues".
In the Sahara Desert, there is a kind of fork-tailed agave bird. They will imitate the sounds of other animals in order to snatch food. For example, when the meerkat family is foraging for food, the fork-tailed agave bird will imitate the call of an eagle, and the meerkat will drop the food and run for its life, which is exactly what it wants. But they don’t always stage a wolf-crying scene. Many times they do send out real alarms to let other animals escape in time. Only in this kind of real and fake situation can the fork-tailed agave bird fish in troubled waters. This is also where they are most intelligent.
In fact, everyone has the potential to be a talkative woman. Speak, who can’t! You're lying, you're even more self-taught. Whether to be a talkative girl with evil intentions or to be a kind-hearted and intelligent Mejiajing all depends on one's innate character and acquired upbringing.
What’s interesting is that among the scheming bitches who have their eyes higher than their heads, the talkative women are not worthy of being friends with them. For example, if Daji were alive to see Bao Si, she would definitely disdain Bao Si's little trick of "playing with the princes with beacon fire". People who tend to flock to birds of a feather are often white-eyed wolves.
Because the two are equally matched.
Not only are their life circles similar, often involving the same interests, but their IQs are evenly matched, and they are generally below the horizontal line. So it's not unusual for these two types of people to make friends. The white-eyed wolf will believe whatever the long-tongued woman says. The white-eyed wolf needs to form a gang, and the long-tongued woman naturally raises her arms in response. One side has fish, and the other side happens to have cats. One party has something to say, and the other party is so idle that their toes ache. So we often hit it off.
But how far can this friendship boat sail? Sometimes under the appearance of being inseparable, they are also secretly calculating their mutual interests, secretly laughing at each other's certain flaws, and secretly despising the living conditions of others. But he forgot that he was originally a person who liked to gossip.
What is the best way to treat a woman with a long tongue?
If you are serious about everything and insist on judging the good and the bad, even if you run faster than a rabbit and jump higher than an antelope, you would like to bite your teeth to pieces and bite off your tongue. You will inevitably be included in the shrew clan. When you are ready to roll up your sleeves and fight it out, the real instigators may say a few sarcastic words and then give you sparse applause to encourage you to move forward. Anyway, you are the one who is embarrassed. Those setters can escape unscathed, and prepare for tomorrow's morning tea, lunch, or evening cool time with you as the protagonist.
So, let the rumors in the sky continue to fall like the drizzle in March? Just let that inexplicable malice spread as quickly as the virus in the laboratory and spread with the wind?
The most sensible thing to do is, of course, smile and ignore it.
No nagging, no evaluation, no participation. Everything can end with the wise.
Materialism believes that the essence of the world is matter, and matter determines consciousness. In other words, whether it is a long-tongued woman or a white-eyed wolf, they exist objectively and are not subject to personal will. This is something that no dichlorvos disinfectant pesticide can destroy.
You can't control what others say, how much fuel and jealousy you add, and how many people drift away because they listen to these slanderous words. Heartfelt interpersonal relationships will never change just because of some rumors. Likewise, what can be easily changed is nothing more than plastic flower friendship.
So there is no need to explain, no need to be impulsive, and no need to be serious.
Life is nothing more than sometimes talking about others and sometimes being talked about by others. Sometimes I laugh at others, sometimes I am laughed at by others.
For the rest of your life, please keep some kind thoughts, grow a little more brains, be a little grateful, and stay a little indifferent.
Just think about it, if there was no white-eyed wolf, how could you experience transformation and growth? And if there were no women with long tongues, how lonely this world would be.
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