It is ridiculous to say phrases. As for the injuries, they were all buried by time.

1. Just think about what to eat tomorrow, and life will be full of hope.

2. Does the thin man say that he is fat? Fat people think thin people are showing off.

Don't be silly, choose someone who can make you happy, not someone you can only try to please.

4. Don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.

In the workplace, you should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

6. The face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must, so it has to be.

7. I am in the public toilet, and my husband is waiting outside. If he misses Doby, he will send him a message: Honey, I left my mobile phone in the toilet. What should I do? Husband replied: Is it shit that sends me a message?

8. Is there anyone like me who knows that memories can't go back and wants to remember desperately? Is there anyone who, like me, knows he's gone but has to wait silly?

9. Behind every woman's seemingly weakness, there is a man-like heart.

10. If there is an afterlife, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole world was celebrating. When I died, the whole world was sad.

1 1. The crying eyes can see the years better, and the injured heart will know how to care for happiness better, so let go of his hand and I will move forward with a smile. The love he once gave me will continue to warm my future. As for the injury, it will be buried by time.

12. If one day you have an argument with the person you love, you let him or her win. What did he (she) win at this time? Understand what? The so-called loss, what did you lose? Lose what? In fact, many times, the dispute did not leave any winners or losers, but lost a lot of feelings that should have been cherished.

13. I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

14. Men are not bad, women don't love them, men don't care, it's purely a decoration.

15. The most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the postures with you.

16. Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to say a lot, and when we open our mouth, it becomes a series of ellipsis.

17. Go to the ATM to deposit money at noon. When I was waiting in line, the beautiful woman in the back asked me: Do you save money? Hmm. I just want to withdraw money. Anyway, if you want to deposit it, you might as well give it to me so that we don't have to wait in line. I gave her the money as soon as I thought it made sense.

18. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, but on purpose.

19. On the night of thunder and lightning, the child asked with tears: Mom, what are you hiding? Why didn't you tell my dad's name for so many years? Mom: I don't know your father's name yet, because he never leaves his name when doing good deeds.

20. Tell yourself, I'm sorry, I haven't learned to love myself these years.

22. Love doesn't have so many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.

40 nonsense funny talk about recommendation

1, don't think that God has abandoned you, it's because God has no time to talk to you.

Sometimes, I will stare at you and say silently: I don't believe you don't look at me.

Young man, I came to you through time and space. Why haven't you come to me yet?

I want to study hard and make progress every day. They will be the boss when they grow up, and I will be the boss when I grow up.

5, such a big wind, girl, my hair is really all kinds of postures, all kinds of swings, all kinds of surges, all kinds of fluttering.

6, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

7. Men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

8. Some people test their strength, some people test their eyesight, and some people test their imagination. In short, it's all about personal ability.

9. The champion of Hubei Arts and Sciences is a couple. Seeing this signature, it exploded decisively.

10, I like you, it's none of your business. If you dare, you like me, too.

1 1. Who says the result is not important? Why should I give the fruits of my efforts to others?

12, the main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.

13, one-on-one hit. Although I will lose physically, I will never lose mentally to you.

14, a small shop next to the school, carries all our childhood dreams.

15, losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and picking up ten dollars is happier than getting married.

16, others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog, walking and swimming to see who is unhappy with a bite.

17, my world in front of you is completely dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

18, I thought I was evil, but I didn't know that no one was better than me until I met him.

19, it's best not to use your own photo as the avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

20. During the day, the night is pressed on the bed, and the sun is born.

2 1, my mother said: the prodigal son will not exchange gold, whoever gives me gold, I will exchange it.

22. When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

Honey, stop playing with skin and bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you and give you three sticks?

24. After many years, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

I can't attend your wedding. I will definitely go to my funeral.

26. I remember what I said the most when I was a child, that is, I won't play with you.

27. Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.

28. Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

29, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

30. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

3 1. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

Nothing is free these days, even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

34. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

35. I don't know how many notes I changed for you. I only know from the first name and surname, and finally back to the first name and surname.

36. Once upon a time, her eyes were as dead as Dong Cunrui's.

37. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and has more children.

The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions, and as a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

39. The wife is a TV, and the third is a mobile phone. She watches TV at home and takes her mobile phone when she goes out.

40. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make friends, and it is best to be a man in Qiao Feng and come out to mix with Wei Xiaobao.

QQ is meaningless. Talk about personality and funny mood.

1, dry wood meets fire, which is called Ming Sao. Wet wood meets fire, that's a man's performance.

2. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

I have no sense of hooliganism at all.

I will lie down where I fell.

5. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover goes home to grow potatoes.

7. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

8, the sky is shining, another ice cream.

9. It is not terrible to be lovelorn for 33 days. The terrible thing is that I have been lovelorn for 33 days and my period has not come yet.

10, went to ask for a Buddha's bead in the afternoon. The young monk told me that the abbot had gone to purchase goods.

1 1. In ancient times, I roamed the world with a sword, but now it is a dissolute world.

12, someone: What to eat today? Me: Whatever, someone: I didn't just order this dish.

13, it is said that women like to listen to sweet words, in fact, men prefer to listen.

14, Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.

15, the big chest is just a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are just flat-chested figs.

16, once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find that the world is suddenly enlightened.

17, that man looks, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

18, will you stop it? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

19, without you around, time is simply slower than the startup speed of my computer.

20. Don't think you are a lazy sheep just because you have shit on your head.

2 1, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.

22, the ass is the easiest place to get dirty, because there is a word called falling dust.

23. Uncle policeman, I lost my bag. Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Then you can pay me back.

24. The school doesn't want us to fall in love, but only wants us to wear matching clothes.

25, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has his temper.

26. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

27. Your love is like a virus, which will be swallowed up by 360 sooner or later.

28, life lies in hey, watermelon lies in shooting.

29. Hold you in your hand, you are a cup. When I give up, you are a piece of glass.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

3 1, never feel that you are the luckiest person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.

32. Is the so-called protein a fool+idiot+essence?

33. Growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

34, Yuanyang playing in water, all fucking drowned. Fly with me. They all fell dead.

35. The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

36. If you are fine, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.

37. When I was a child, I cried and cried. When I grew up, I laughed and cried.

38. I am a good girl, and you don't care, young man. Do you like men?

39. I have a bad memory and forgetfulness. I only remember people who are kind to me.

40. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? Because Fahai has no whip.

4 1, it turns out that it is up to people to decide their fate, not themselves.

42, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall, is it that the girl uses Dabao!

43. Three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless.

44. Don't underestimate me. Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

45. The most worrying love in the world: You love him and he loves you, but he is with someone else.

I used to be quite tall, but I often went swimming and shrunk, that's all.

47. One day I suddenly found that you were not on my list, but I didn't delete you.

48. In your buckle, I bear it alone in a crowded crowd, just for your happiness.

49. The fool's mother opened the door for the fool, and the fool went home.

50. First love is not necessarily the first person, but the first person who makes you feel that love makes you desperate.

Funny jokes when bored, the most nonsense funny stories in space, complete works.

1. Do you think you will watch you die? I close my eyes. 2. Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

3. I want to use my homework Korosensei! Don't say that. Sounds like you can move it.

A Lamborghini just passed me and splashed me all over. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

There are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.

6. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

7. Why did I cry instead of hitting you?

8. I like to fall asleep like a dead pig every day, and I will feel particularly satisfied when I wake up.

9. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

10. I don't remember how to pronounce cucumber English.

1 1. Second, she is a no three no four beauty.

12. A woman stared at me with a mop in one hand and a child in the other.

13. The saddest thing is not that you gave birth to me and died, but that the bus came and I was still crossing the road. When I arrived, it was gone.

14. Now I think it's a waste of resources not to go out the next day after washing.

15. Blame me me for being too young to see if I am a human or a dog.

16. I have heard the most absurd sentence in history. His sophomore uncle is a woman! ! Ha ha laugh

17. It's a bit crowded to go to work by bus today. As soon as I got on the bus, I heard a woman calling your mother's feet, and everyone on the bus was shocked. . .

Listen before you speak; Think twice before you act; Earn first and then spend; Try it before you quit.

19. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

20. Busy, have something to say, don't worry about the whole thing.

2 1. I'll write your name on the sole and stomp a few feet every day when I'm free.

22. The highest state of being a woman-Gao Fushuai, the highest state of being a man-can also be set in Gao Fushuai.

23. It is true that a man must be free, and even if a woman is kind to him, she is tired of him.

24. Today is Tanabata, and it is romantic that couples get wet in the street.

25. I want to study hard every time, and then I kneel under the pomegranate skirt of my computer phone!

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

27. Never believe what the lyrics say. They can write anything that rhymes!

28. You can see why there is famine in Africa.

29. Ignoring me makes me too late to dodge.

30. In the countryside, chickens call people in the morning, and in the city, people call chickens at night!

3 1. Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

32. The subscriber you dialed has not installed QQ. ......

33. I hate the sleek one-on-one hit, the vegetable bag is vegetarian, and the skin fades. Three in a cage, seven.

34. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

35. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance and a transformer in psychology!

36. Everyone has an indestructible line of defense in his heart.

37. What are you unhappy about? Say it and make everyone happy!

38. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

39. If you don't take medicine when you are sick, aren't you sick?

40. The boss was holding a bowl and was in tears.

4 1. Fall, get up and cry.

42. The boss won't go to work unless he calls. Hello! Service is closed today, please call again tomorrow!