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Fiona Fang said that feelings are not in the service area.

I left the sadness, I also got happiness, and finally I tasted helplessness.

Even if youth is used to squander, I won't squander it on you.

Don't make a promise to me easily, the oath will only be a lie in the end.

Loving someone is not about how much you give, but about how much you give.

Tears have already fallen unconsciously, but also in my heart.

Every color should be in full bloom. Don't let the sun leave only black and white.

When tears come down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.

Time starts from scratch, but the story cannot end at the end.

Parting and reunion are the dramas that are constantly staged in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

Happiness is that as long as you hold hands, you won't be afraid even if you lose your sense of direction.

The more you love someone, the less you can say sweet words.

Too persistent and hurt, but I can't let go.

The biggest mistake is that I shouldn't go to Myanmar. It won't create me now, but I like drugs,

It is good for the rich to have a good ending, but the poor can only do it behind the scenes.

If I don't love you these years, why should I waste it with you?

I like to sing your taste with my tone.

A person's world, even crying is meaningless.

Don't come near me unless you wholeheartedly, I don't need it.

Not every eternity can come to an end.

If love could be controlled at will, I wouldn't be so embarrassed.

Heart stopped, love is in arrears, and feelings are not in the service area.

In that turbulent era, Nuo Nuo's oath was forgotten.

You married a beautiful wife. But I hid my face and cried.

You swagger around with your happiness, and I can only hide under the covers and cry.

I'm not sad at all. Not that deep. I am still alive.

Why haven't you kept your promise to me so far? ! !

If missing is just an extravagant hope, then forgetting is not a compensation.

It's okay to cry. I gave you love, but you scattered it all over the floor.

Today, we can only use lies to interpret the sadness of parting.

The person you missed is no longer in the service area, please consider it later.

I hope the people I like don't get involved, and I hope the people I don't like get out.

Don't make your girlfriend depressed! Blue is blue, you are green!

If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always make people say sorry for you.

The function of the school is to do what you want, but it won't let you do anything.

There used to be a hide-and-seek company, but the boss hasn't found it yet.

The so-called low-key, is not a trace of high-profile.

Only envy Yuanyang, not fairy, happiness is endless.

The pervert should come early, and if he comes too late, happiness will not be so good.

If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

Just like you, I've watched it for too long, and I don't want to watch it anymore!

If you don't spend money, you might as well regard life as a play.

I face the cruelty of the world with the joy of pulling eggs.

Funny Quotations: The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not here.

Praise a person, it is best to use official documents; Criticize a person and try to use the phone.

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason. Classic statement

Want to learn from me, find some essence, don't let me see through you at a glance.

There is no man who is not a playboy, only a man who has no playboy ability.

We are all passers-by, but fortunately we didn't hit each other!

To be exact, I am not superstitious at all except believing in God!

Your love is like a vending machine. Anyone can have money.

The person you missed is no longer in the service area, please consider it later. A shocking quotation

The secret of popularity is to endure it when it is unbearable.

Reason is like a big liar, and sensibility is like a psychopath.

If you don't love me, I will drown you in my overwhelming thoughts.

Only after I met you did I know that dinosaurs could actually reappear.

Put love at one end of the scale and life at the other.

Steamed bread is the most honest food in the world. It's really touching to bite down with meat and noodles.

If you can make a bunch of friends with no ideas, you have to be a wizard without boundaries.

Want to marry a rich man, find someone to marry Altman.

Don't think I'm sunbathing, but I'm actually saving energy.

There are too many cars, and the road is indigestion.

The past is unbearable, and the situation is not as good as before.

You laugh that I am different from you, and I laugh that you are all the same.

Fiona Fang said that she would not live up to her youth.

There is a saying that when I shed tears for you, because I still love you deeply. If one day, I stop crying for you, because my heart is broken, and I slowly learn to give up. Why didn't my heart hurt when you said this? Perhaps, we are not on the same road, each has its own happy world, and nothing can't be let go. When we are sad, we will naturally let go. Later, even the heartache lost consciousness.

If the truth is a kind of harm, please choose a lie. If a lie is a kind of harm, please choose silence. If silence is a kind of injury, please choose to leave.

If one day, you walk into my heart, you will cry, because it is full of you! If one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry too, because there is no me there! -if one day in the future, you say you want to leave me, I won't keep you, I know you have your reasons! If one day, you say you still love me, I will tell you that I am still waiting for you!

If someone really loves you, they will learn to forget. I don't want to show too much sadness after being injured, so I am quiet, silent and learn to forget.

Your moon, my earth, will unswervingly take you away. I use my mobile phone to express my love and make a request for love. Please allow me to look at you affectionately and walk around hand in hand. It is hard to love someone. The farthest you are my recent love, and I have been bound all my life. I think you are because of you. The greatest happiness in my life is having you by my side.

God is really fair. When fate closes a window for you, it will open another window for you. Everything in the world is multifaceted, and what we see is only one side. This side makes you miserable, but the pain can often be transformed. Any misfortune, failure and loss may become our favorable factors.

Some injuries can never be forgiven. Some pains can never be healed. Some wounds never heal. Some scars never go away. Some debts can never be made up. Some pains will never be forgotten. No matter how hard you try, no matter how hard you force yourself not to mind, no matter how loudly you speak, it will hurt, and it will always hurt.

You can tell me that I don't love you, but you can't tell me that you are sorry. You say you don't love me, which proves that you have put me in the position of lover, but you say you are sorry, which only proves that you regard our meeting as a courtesy.

The past was a road, and now it is a road. I am walking on the road. Luckily, I met you on the road. With the wonderful meeting that year, we have been friends with the world of mortals for seven years, and we live a vigorous life.

In the last relationship, I devoted myself wholeheartedly and was seriously injured. So I kept it for fear of getting hurt this time. This means that the rotten person who hurt you last time got the most complete you, and this time the developing lover got a very cold you. I know you are protecting yourself, but if this is business, your store will definitely close down. Bad customers who never come back get the best service, and new customers come to the door, but they are left out in the cold. Why can't this store close down?

When love is a thing of the past, don't complain or hate. What is most needed at this time is understanding, giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. To love and be loved is a happy thing. Don't let this turn into pain. Now that you have experienced it, after many years, I occasionally think that hope is a beautiful memory.

Some love doesn't help even if you give everything. Not loving is not loving. No matter how much effort and waiting, it's all in vain, and the rest is just humility. So turn around smartly and give yourself a strong reason to find the next exit. In the face of cruel reality, love has too much helplessness. Even in the face of rare true love, you can only endure the pain and let go. Has dispersed, faded, leaving behind regret, memories have become the only warmth.

We are too close to memories and too far away from freedom. Sometimes I can't forget it, but I just fall in love with memories. A hesitation, a betrayal and an accident are enough to make it wither. Get rid of everything and disappear.

Some people left. What we should do is not to be sentimental. We should learn to cherish. Cherish what you have now. Many years later. When I start to remember those people or things that have passed away. I will be open-minded, pout and smile. Smile and remember everything. Including you. Including myself who once lost myself.

Fiona Fang said it was the most interesting thing he had ever seen.

I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

After listening to your words, you hung up the Southeast Branch.

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will still succeed.

I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as camera, microphone, and myself.

I can't see my loneliest time, because I am the loneliest only when you can't see me.

Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done!

I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

Life is like a millstone that keeps turning, crushing hope a little.

As long as Taiwan Province Province is not recovered, I will pass Grade 4 in one day.

I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

Life is like a millstone that keeps turning, crushing hope a little.

Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by ourselves.

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you get is a fart.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

I have been sad, tearful and heartbroken. This is the price of "two".

I won't show you my sadness, I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.