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Why do people think zodiac signs are accurate?

For me, I believe in zodiac signs, and a person’s zodiac sign is very important to me.

The general direction of personality found in horoscope books and horoscope websites is just a general concept.

As people who don’t believe in zodiac signs say, are there only 12 types of people left in the world?

In fact, this is not the case. In my long-term observation, people with the same zodiac sign have surprisingly consistent reactions when encountering the same thing.

Seeing the answer from Chuqing after the snow upstairs, she said that she was a Taurus, and according to the zodiac sign, she loves money. She thought that there was no one who didn’t love money. This statement was inaccurate.

This is a forced misunderstanding of horoscopes, and some websites and horoscope books are indeed very misleading.

Actually, I am also a Taurus, and I love analyzing zodiac signs, so let me tell you.

What is the definition of love for money for us, Taurus?

To put it simply, we only love our own money, not other people’s money.

Moreover, Taurus does not have a particularly specific concept of money. For example, how many thousands should I earn a year? Taurus rarely has this idea.

It means that you have to earn enough for your living needs, and you have enough wealth for a Taurus to be luxurious, and that’s OK.

This amount of money will give Taurus an unprecedented sense of security.

Yes, Taurus loves money and the sense of security represented by the money they earn.

It’s not just the superficial love of money.

Taurus are almost all pessimists and like to prepare for the worst in everything, so that if things go smoothly, Taurus will be very happy.

The same goes for buying things. We always make the highest estimate of how much it will cost, so you will be happy when it is much cheaper than the estimated price.

In the eyes of outsiders, it does seem that Taurus really loves money. Is buying a discount product worth being so happy? Illusion

If I want to continue talking about this topic, I will probably type a lot of words, so I will briefly talk about the characteristics of other constellations.

These are all things I have verified and summarized in my daily life. Questions about zodiac signs must be specific to things.

To talk about zodiac signs in general and macroscopic terms is indeed nonsense.

Let’s take the twelve constellations one by one!

Let’s start with the earth element. Taurus has already mentioned it, so I won’t go into details.

Virgo

I have been with Virgos for a long time. My former roommate and my former supervisor were both Virgos.

If nothing else, Virgo people have such a remarkable characteristic.

They like to let others make decisions. For example, if you ask a Virgo, where should you go for lunch?

They will say, it’s up to you to decide!

But if you really make your own decision, they will point fingers and say this is not good and that is not good, which seems to make sense.

Ask Virgo, it’s up to you to decide! When they do, they will look at you innocently and say, no, no, no, it’s up to you to decide.

Capricorn

Capricorns are actually domineering CEOs. They are not good at words on the surface, but they are very capable of adding drama to themselves on the inside.

Thousands of words in my heart finally turned into one word, "Oh."

The way to treat people well is to buy them for you.

Because they only use buy buy buy to express their emotions, whether they are male and female friends, family members or classmates.

If a Capricorn has a good relationship with you, they will be very willing to spend money on you.

Aries

I have countless bad connections with Aries. My mother is an Aries, and my best friend was an Aries.

The enemy I have trouble getting along with is an Aries, and my ex-boyfriend who I have been in love with for seven years is an Aries.

I may have stabbed the sheepfold in my previous life, but I have met so many Aries in this life.

So I want to black sheep!

The most striking characteristic of Aries is that they are scumbag! They seem to be passionate, talkative and outgoing

But they simply don't care about people they don't like or have no value in their hearts.

They are only passionate about the people or things they like, and they don’t even bother to deal with things that are not within their goals.

Leo

Most of the people I come into contact with under this zodiac sign are my leaders or bosses

They are easily attracted by new topics and thus lose their focus during meetings. When the topic went thousands of miles away, there was no way it could be brought back.

If you have a Leo boss, you may often have lengthy overtime meetings.

Sagittarius

From my experience, Sagittarius is a very suitable constellation for making friends, eating, drinking and having fun together.

They are usually good playmates and are very playful.

Emotionally, they will never admit that they are playboys. In fact, saying they are playboys does them an injustice.

They are dedicated and serious about every relationship, but the duration is a little short

Aquarius

This sign has quick thinking It's scary, almost like an alien existence to me.

Aquarius people can't understand me, and I can't understand them either. They often think one thing at a time.

I really don’t know how to evaluate it.

Once I told an Aquarius, let’s go and have lunch.

She thought for a while and gave me an answer. She said, OK, let’s buy scissors.

She explained to me what she was thinking. She said that she wanted to eat something at home yesterday from when she was eating, and then she couldn't open the packaging bag.

After looking around, I found that the scissors were lost, so I had to buy a pair of scissors.

emmmmm I can’t understand this constellation, goodbye!

Gemini

I have little contact with Gemini girls, but I just want to say that as a group of Gemini men, just listen to what they say.

No matter how the Gemini boys look, none of them are bad at sweet words.

What they think and what they actually say are always two different things.

Don’t be easily distracted by Gemini men, their hearts are definitely not what they show.

Libra

Libra’s phobia of choice is well known, but only in severity.

And so lazy! He quite likes to instruct his relatives and friends to serve him.

I often suspect that their phobia of choice is due to laziness.

Some Libras also have this characteristic. This is not very accurate, but for some Libras who are ambitious, this is obvious

They often make friends with a purpose. It's not that he makes friends because he admires the person.

But this person is very good, and being friends with this person will increase his own worth.

Pisces

Pisces has many scumbag men, and is basically the zodiac sign that receives the most resentment.

But I feel that it is always pleasant to get along with Pisces. They just talk to everyone very well.

And they usually don’t have much ambition

Cancer

As a Cancer, I am very attracted to Cancer men, and I pinched them in several paragraphs. All the bad guys are Cancer men.

Cancer men are also scumbags. They are not proactive, refuse to refuse, are irresponsible, and are well-behaved and wait for teasing.

But it’s easy to deal with Cancers. As long as you tell them that I will always be with you, they will be ready to take the bait.

I like Cancer girls very much. They are gentle. Water, you are so considerate!

Forget it about Cancer men. One of the distinctive features of Cancer men is their tortoise hair, and they are always obsessed with confusing details.

When I was playing Werewolf before, a player No. 6 always struggled with small details. Some people found it annoying and asked him if he was a Virgo.

I smiled gently and told them that this must be a Cancer.

Brother No. 6 was stunned and asked me how I knew he was a Cancer.

Scorpio

Don’t mess with Scorpio bosses, Scorpio bosses are really gentlemen and it’s never too late to take revenge after ten years

On the surface, they are smiling with you, etc. When they get the chance to fuck you to death, they will spare no effort to vent their suppressed anger

When it comes to love, they like to set a personality for themselves, and then love their partner according to this personality. Half

Whether they actually think so, over time, they often don’t know it themselves

Fuck, I finally finished talking, I’m exhausted, so the conclusion is me Said before.

The issue of horoscopes involves specific things, and macroscopic generalizations are all nonsense.

Finally, let me give you an example. This comic is a typical example of a specific problem that embodies the personality characteristics of the constellation.

In an empty room, a red figure suddenly appeared on the white wall. button, and there are three big words "DO NOT PRESS" posted above the button. At this time, the door opened, and the twelve constellations entered this weird room.

So in this room with only red buttons and three words, what will the twelve constellations do?

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