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I'll buy you tea.

This work is still immature and contains many mistakes, including pronunciation. So I tried my best to sort it out, but all my promises were correct, and I marked all the obvious mistakes in the original work. But it is absolutely incomplete. Tea culture is extensive and profound. It is estimated that the author only listed the tea names, but did not seriously study every kind of tea. That's understandable. You can't let the actors eat all the dishes on the menu, can you?

Generally speaking, this is a cross talk industry, and it is a matter of infinite merit. The original author has made great efforts in rhythm, which makes the first half of this paragraph not bad. Unfortunately, the second half may be in a hurry or not arranged well, and the air port is very wrong, and many places need to be improved. Welcome to communicate, qq47 1725253.

We have it at home,

Dongting Biluochun, West Lake Longjing, Huangshan Mao Feng, Xinyang Maojian, Lushan Wu Yun, Anxi Tieguanyin, Wuyi Dahongpao, Yunnan Pu 'er, Junshan Yinzhen and Lu 'an Guapian are the top ten famous teas in China (the top ten famous teas are controversial and involve interests, and all tea factories say they are the top ten famous teas, but the summary here is quite convincing. It is worthy of recognition that the original author tried to screen)

That's not enough. In addition, Nanjing Yuhua, Taiping Monkey Kui, Qianfeng Xuelian, Nanshan Shoumei, Anhua Pine Needle, Shangrao Baimei, Putuo Buddha Tea, Huoshan Yellow Bud, Anji Baibei, Jinshan Cui Ya, Tianhua Gujian, Sichuan Biancha, Mengding Gan Lu, Taihu Cuizhu, Fairy Medicine Yin Wu, Jingning Huiming (formerly known as Gold Huiming, Huiming Tea won the gold medal. Take a famous place of origin. ), Crab Zhu Xiang, Tianmu Ding Qing, Bitan Snow, Ancient Bamboo Purple Bamboo Shoots, Fairy Cave Cloud.

Guangdong Dayeqing, Emei Zhuyeqing, Wuyi Rock Tea, Longyan Xiebei Tea, Wanxi Huang Da Tea, Ruizhou Huangbai Tea, Guidong Linglong Tea, Xiapu Yuanxiao Tea (formerly known as Funing Yuanxiao Tea, but without this name, it should be Funing Yuanxiao Green, so it is better to change it to Xiapu Yuanxiao Tea for rhythm), Heshan Ancient Tea, Hanshui Yinsuo, Jintan Queqiao and Enshi Emerald.

Zhou Xiabi Peak (it seems that it is a historical peak, which may be a slip of the tongue), Qinba Fog (the original text is wrong, it is said to be Qinba Fog, which is a bit low-level), Jiuqu Hongmei, and Landscape Dragon Sword.

Xianyu Mao Feng, Mengding Mao Feng, Zunyi Mao Feng, Lanxi Mao Feng, Jiuhua Mao Feng, Yandang Mao Feng, Emei Mao Feng, Gao Qiao Yinfeng Tea, (the original text also said Huangshixi Maofeng, in fact Jiuhua Maofeng is also called Jiuhua Buddha Tea and Huangshixi Maofeng, and it is boring to say the same tea twice. This belongs to the tea name I didn't understand, or it was deliberately listed)

Phoenix Narcissus, wuyi cinnamon

Oolong tea is divided into four categories: southern Fujian oolong tea, northern Fujian oolong tea, Guangdong oolong tea and Taiwan Province oolong tea.

Frozen top oolong, Anxi oolong, osmanthus oolong, ginseng oolong, big leaf oolong, charcoal-roasted oolong, Bai Hao oolong, Zhushan oolong, Alishan oolong, Shiguping oolong, (there is another one behind, I hope this oolong, I didn't hear what it is, please reply from a friend who knows it, thank you) (Finally, a special Tieguanyin really belongs to the craft category of oolong tea, but here it is.

There are too many mistakes and confusions about race and kung fu black tea, so it is suggested to delete them. I won't. Although there is a burden, this flaw belongs to serious injury, so be it.

The passage about scented tea is actually quite wonderful as Guan Er, but the status of scented tea in tea culture is very low. The cultural significance is weak, and the tea name is not particularly famous, which belongs to reprocessed tea. There are so many famous teas mentioned earlier, and the grade here has dropped so much at once. I don't feel it. Very discouraged. So it's better not to say.

Duyun Maojian Tea (Duyun, the original text seems to be pronounced as Du Jun Maojian Tea, Mr. Bai Zi, which really makes people laugh), Jiukeng Maojian Tea, Suoxi Maojian Tea, Shuangqiao Maojian Tea, Jianghua Maojian Tea, Guzhang Maojian Tea, Weishan Maojian Tea, Junshan Maojian Tea, Xuefeng Maojian Tea, Guilin Maojian Tea, Yuan4 Maojian Tea and Baishi Maojian Tea. There are two kinds of floating clouds Maojian tea, Xifeng Maojian tea. I haven't heard much about these two kinds of tea. If you know them, please let me know. Thank you), Shengfeng Maojian Tea, Yunfeng Maojian Tea, Baima Maojian Tea, Changle Maojian Tea, Cai Hua Maojian Tea, Yuelu Maojian Tea and Sheng Di Maojian Tea (I didn't catch the last two teas, so I guess one of them is Sheng Di Maojian Tea).

There is chaos in the back. And morning tea and evening tea. There are also fruit tea, matcha, raw tea, cooked tea brick tea, camellia Abel. Tea, Moore tea cake tea (the production process has all come up). This is a patchwork, saving chicken feathers as a duster, and finally, the grade of the work fell to the ground.

After careful sorting, I still feel that this work has many highlights and essences. I hope it will continue to be tempered among the people and eventually become a classic.