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Human parasites-backstage

Parasites refer to organisms that absorb nutrients from their hosts and become malnourished. The story begins with an ordinary cosmetics factory, and the protagonist Deng is an ordinary employee. Since he worked hard, he has been parasitized by magic eggs. Magic eggs can be parasitic on people's spine to hatch, grow and swallow, and at the same time become stronger for people parasitic on magic eggs. How will the fate of Ah Wu (the nickname of the hero of the story) swing in this battle for the survival of the host parasitized by invisible worms?

In the ordinary Zhongshan Mei Jia Cosmetics Factory, everyone is working hard as always. The treatment here is good and the work intensity is not great. The only big department is the warehouse. Because of the processing of raw materials and finished products. However, the means of transportation in Mei Jia are relatively backward, and they are basically moved by hand.

Deng, the warehouse supervisor who worked hard in the company, suddenly received the news that the superior department wanted to transfer him to Guangzhou to run business. Wu (that is, the pseudonym of the hero of our story) feels very strange. Because he learned that the company's business in Guangzhou is close to saturation. If you go, your communication skills are not very strong. It is not easy to win an order in Guangzhou, and it is difficult to survive with a basic salary of 2000 yuan in first-tier cities. More importantly, he always felt that the cosmetics business should be done by girls. It's a bit strange for a big boy to do it himself.

Wu thinks the company treats him well at ordinary times, so he gives it a try. If it really doesn't work, it should be no problem to transfer it back. The time is one week later, I will pack my things and leave for Guangzhou.

Just when Ah Wu was thinking, Xiao Wu heard people in the production workshop pulling raw materials for production.

"Small arms, small arms, I'll get the raw materials. Please open the door. " The speaker is Li Yudong, who lives in a dormitory with Xiaowu. Everyone calls him Dong.

Then, Xiaowu opened the door to Adong gloomily and took him to the warehouse to find the raw materials he needed to receive. Adong seems to be in a bad mood when he sees Xiaowu. So I asked why.

"What transferred you to Guangzhou for sales? Isn't the market there saturated early in the morning? And you are a man, and you don't know much about the company's cosmetics knowledge. How can you sell it? You did a good job in the warehouse. Why? Is the rumor true? " Adong said angrily.

Xiaowu recognized Adong as if he knew something, and hurriedly asked him. "adon, what do you know! Can you tell me? "

Adong sighed and said, "Actually, the eldest brother Liang Baijin, the fourth son in prison, Liang Yongdi just got out of prison yesterday. The boss asked him to choose a department to be the manager in order to let him take care of him. I learned later that he actually chose the warehouse. The manager of the warehouse is Liu Jie, a veteran of the company. The boss certainly doesn't want to let her leave for no reason. So I told him to choose another department, and the production department was also good. However, he insisted on being the team leader in the warehouse. Faced with his insistence, the boss felt that he might have educated the prison and become independent. So he chose the warehouse to work from the bottom. Because the warehouse is a hard department. Maybe that's why I want to get rid of you. After all, there is only one leader in the warehouse. "

Ah Wu's mood is very complicated. After all, he has no background in this company. However, after all, he has worked hard for the company for so long and has no complaints. I didn't expect the company to give up. However, he still has hope for the company, hoping that the company can transfer him back one day. After all, his brother and girlfriend are near Jia Cosmetics Factory in Zhongshan. Decided to go to Guangzhou to give it a try. Maybe even fight a new way out. When you have achievements, you may be transferred back to the company to be a business bookkeeper, or better yet, a business planning position. It's much easier than warehouse.

Four days later, Ah Wu was ready to hand over his shift, and the boss's son Liang Yongdi had not come yet. Wu began to think that the boss's son was a little pitted. Strangely, Adong seldom comes to collect raw materials himself recently. What happened, and since knowing that the boss's fourth son is coming to work in the warehouse, his mind seems to be heavier than before. Don't Dong and the boss's four sons have any problems?

Finally, he realized that he was thinking too much. Adong used to be good classmates with Liang Yongdi, the boss's son, but now he has changed from a material picker to a supervisor. Got promoted. Wu knew it, and said with a wry smile, it turns out that he is so stupid, a person with no background, and he should be careful of people with background.

On the fifth day, the boss's son Liang Yongdi. Finally, he is not as arrogant as he thought, nor is he fierce. On the contrary, it is very friendly to everyone. On my first day at work, I helped deliver the goods. When you are free, look at the information prepared by Ah Wu on the desktop. You will know it by heart soon. If you don't understand, ask manager Wu and manager Liu Jie immediately. He is approachable and more like a seasoned manager. Politeness and ability made everyone in the warehouse agree with him quickly. When it was time to eat, I went to the company canteen with everyone. It turned out that Liang's boss, that is, his father, wanted to go out for dinner with him. However, he refused. While eating, he was still sitting in the warehouse team, chatting and joking together.

When eating in the canteen, Wu glanced at the canteen to see if Adong was there. I haven't seen him for several days. And he seems to have been avoiding himself recently. What the hell happened?

"Brother Wu (the boss's son Liang Yongdi's nickname for Ah Wu), what are you looking at?" Always ask Wu.

Ah Wu replied, "Nothing, just looking. There are not many people in the dining hall. I just want to make another bowl of soup."

I'm glad to hear it forever. "Wu elder brother, I give you a bowl! Thank you for your teaching today. "

Then, today, the whole company is saying that Ah Wu has a background now, and Ah Wu is also happy. I think if I go out and do a good job, I may get a better chance of promotion.

So, Ah Wu happily accepted the soup from Yongqiang. Ah Wu looked out of the dining hall window a little proudly. Suddenly he found that since Adong was floating in mid-air and staring at himself, Ah Wu immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

Manager Liu Jie saw it and said, "Wu, you have nothing to do today!" It seems that I have been in a daze all day. What's outside the window! Is it necessary to go to Guangzhou for sales? It's stressful. If you don't want to go, I can help you apply for another department. Anyway, I think it's strange for a man to run cosmetics sales. "

Ng Wui said, "No, I just seem to see Adong looking at me from the second floor window."

Everyone laughed when they heard it. The company canteen is on the second floor, and there is nothing to stand on it nearby. Did Dong fly to see you? You have such a good relationship with him. You must miss him very much these days.

Ah Wu said nothing, just smiled awkwardly.

At six o'clock in the evening, only Awu and Yongyi were left in the office to sort out the delivery materials. By the way, two people paid.

Wu suddenly asked and said, "Yongdi, you and Adong are college classmates. Actually, I want to know more about him. Can you tell me? "

After hearing Ah Wu's question forever, I laughed at first, then showed an evil expression, and my sitting posture became very casual. He said to Ah Wu, "Ah Wu, you really don't know. You should know better than to act so cold! Don't you know that he is a Taoist who specializes in magic eggs? You really don't know that your body is full of monsters. That Yudong is very strange. Why do you choose people like you as parasites of magic worms? "

Ah Wu got a fright after hearing this. Is he crazy forever, or does he have any skeletons in his closet with Adong, involving himself? Still crazy.

The boss's fourth son patted Ah Wu on the shoulder and put his mouth close to his ear. "Ah Wu, let me show you!"

Then forever, he immediately became a green freak with a splint on his chest, big wings on his back and tentacles on his head. It looks a bit like a big locust.

Just as Wu was about to shout, he was knocked unconscious. There was a man standing outside the warehouse with a bad red eye. That man is Dong. "Well, that's enough! Liang Yongdi, it seems that it has nothing to do with you who I choose as the parasitic host of the magic egg! You are too nosy. "

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. You XXX, "Liang Yong's eyes turned red and said angrily. "

Adong was surprised. "Did you go through the last stage of evolution in prison?"

Laughing forever, he said, "Dong! Dong, you injected the magic egg into my body and made me his host. You should have expected this day. Let's play the old game again! "

Yudong said indifferently, "I am the founder of that game. Do you think you can handle me? " ? Stop joking. "Say that finish feather east becomes a weirdo and YongSen have similar insect armor.

Yes, release the ice needle forever. I didn't expect Yongji to have absorbed all the ice needles since he didn't dodge. "Here you are, my teacher Yudong." Then, the ice needle spit out from Yongdi's mouth, and immediately shattered Yudong's insect armor. But also knocked Yudong to the ground and vomited blood.

"Joke, Li Yudong, how do you think I spent it in prison? I use the evil of prisoners to cultivate more advanced monsters. Of course, none of the parasitic prisoners and bugs were left for me to swallow and chew. Then, then, then (laughing forever when I say this), I am now the strongest parasite. Well, now you have the same fate as those prisoners. " (End of the first episode)

Preview of the next episode: In the face of the pursuit of parasite Liang Yongdi, whether Li Yudong and Awu escape from the birth or come to an end, please pay attention to the next episode.

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