Funny than funny, talk about words.

1, I killed two mating flies, which is a terrible sin.

Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity when cooking. 3, fat is presumptuous, thin is restrained. When there is nothing to say to each other, this relationship is over.

5. Men don't want to be heroes. Women can't be beautiful without spending money 6. What's the point of keeping you in the dark? Better hide under the covers. 7. When others get angry and drunk, I get angry and buy drinks to fill my stomach.

8. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba. 9. When I am rich, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital. 10, sorry, I can't come back after disappearing, I have my pride. 1 1. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

12, what is the most unbearable thing on the bus? A: No one molested me. 13, Doudou is a doctor but plays a fool, and Kim Soo Hyun is a fool but plays a professor.

14. What should I do when I get old? Those square dances look so difficult. 15, be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you. 16. My quilt is so soft, fragrant and comfortable. Do you want to cover it together?

17, math teacher: I don't care if you are a good student or a bad student. Say it and get out! 18, I admit that I am timid and don't let anyone know that I liked you. 19, I vowed to lose weight before the summer vacation, but I didn't lose weight after the summer vacation!

20. If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God. 2 1, you want to be with her, but you don't look at yourself. Do you deserve it? 22. The woman who wanted to be a big brother finally became a big brother.

23. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I felt. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy. 24, what can't be done, eat nothing left, change your brain capacity and stomach capacity!

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes. 26. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but a panda! 27. If you can't be amazing, it's ugly. 28. Once I was playing on the ground, the male god patted me from behind, and then I farted loudly.

Please don't harass, I am harassing others. 30. I want to be the first person to wake you up in the morning and the last person to watch you fall asleep at night.