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Master's composition on raising dogs

Every family has a hard-to-read "classic", and my classic is naturally a little girl!

When I arrived at my home, it was full of cuteness, but the palm of my hand was slightly bigger. Its limbs are curled up, covered with white, lying on its hands. Its pointed ears keep shaking, its nose is dark, and it is as quiet and lazy as a newborn baby. Staring at a pair of curious eyes and looking around, it's very cute.

But dogs are naturally naughty. Although I was cute when I was young, I got a headache when I grew up. As soon as you come to my house, you will see a white wool ball rolling around on the ground, which is often the most difficult thing at this time, but after being "destroyed" by my little girl, I have come up with an excellent plan! As the saying goes: dogs can't change their minds about eating meat! As long as I shake a piece of meat, the little girl will rush to my side at superluminal speed, with her feet upright and her claws arched. She will look at me innocently with bright eyes, which will arouse air to come in. Whenever this time, I always Doby it and put the meat up. Every time I mention it, the little girl will jump up with the meat and then launch a second wave of offensive. A pair of black eyes will stare at me, of course, definitely staring at the meat! As if to drop water, as if to say: master, you see that I am so pitiful, just give me the meat-I will always give it to him at this time, and then it "ruthlessly" abandoned me and went to eat meat alone. However, in any case, meat must be given! Otherwise, he will severely scratch your pants with his paws, then stomp his feet humanely and give a fierce "stare", full of dissatisfaction and grievances, just like a child who has lost candy and is angry all day. At this time, we must do everything possible to please it. Of course, unhappy things will disappear one day. One day, we will have close faces to wipe our faces.

This is my lovely little girl, and I am very happy with him!