Interesting. Tell me what it is.

What's funny? In daily life, many people will share their stories in the circle of friends, and some stories are very funny. These interesting stories are widely used by people. Let's share some funny stories and have a look.

Tell me which 1 1, the body and soul are always on the way to eat.

2, to go out for a walk, after all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

3. The school is a caring institution, and never kills anything, because there is no chicken in the stewed chicken with potatoes.

There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

The water in school is super pure water, because I have never found a grain of rice in Xiaomi soup.

6. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in China history, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

7. Why do you remind me that "money is not everything"? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

8. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

9. My mother told me from an early age that you can't make irresponsible friends. I think I did it all, and I did it well. Because all my friends are idiots.

10, there is a kind of friendship called "frozen hand friend". I will reply to your message in time, no matter how cold my hands are. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing your hands.

1 1. The canteen manager is hired from Carrefour, because whenever a leader comes to check, he will sell it. Fifty cents can buy a chicken leg and a tea egg.

12, I heard two girls talking about who in the elevator. One said, "Why just wear ugly clothes on him?" The other thought for a moment: "Maybe it's because he is ugly. Let the clothes look good!" " "

13, the school's financial situation is very good, which can be said to be deep pockets, because every dish in the school is full of salt, and it never cuts corners.

14, with so many women in the world, I think I will definitely make money by selling sanitary napkins in the future. Create your own brand called "Shure". I have thought of all the advertising words, that is, "Skynet is long, sparse but not leaking."

15, during the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of concubines who cannot have a prince in the harem. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people laugh at you.

16. After quarreling with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.

17, the most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

18, my parents really think I'm lazy and don't want to go out. If I have money, you can't even meet my people.

19, someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I threw a math book in his face.

20. A funny loser during the day and a depressed monster at night.

Funny talk about what 2 1, being a man is tired, otherwise how can you call it being a man.

Be my girlfriend, and I will protect you from my other girlfriends.

3, sell yourself, I don't want it, although it is cute, but it is too tired to raise.

The sentence "I like you" is a bit heavy, so I'll put it here first. Please hold it for me.

I always thought that pigs couldn't climb trees until I saw a word-"Mao".

6. Dad said, "Why are your answer sheets like lottery tickets now?" The son replied: "In fact, the nature is similar. ~"

7. If a person like me who never listens well in class suddenly looks up, it must be for you to answer the question.

8. When I was a child, my father often told me the story that he went out to work and shouldered the heavy burden when he was a teenager. After listening to this, I secretly vowed to be a braggart like my father when I grow up.

9. A: If one day my life depends on equipment, please help me turn it off. Really? A: Mm-hmm. B: ... Emma, damn it! Why did you turn off the labor router?

10, yesterday we had a party, during which we talked about losing weight. What did my eldest brother say about my eldest sister-in-law? Walking the dog downstairs every day for two months, people didn't lose weight, and the dog lost weight. Now the dog is shivering when he comes home from work. ...

1 1, donor: "Master, it used to be difficult to fall, but now it is difficult to rise. Why is it so difficult to make stocks? " Zen master: "Come back after closing the door." Donor: "You mean, if I want to be a good investor, I have to face the ravages of the disk?" Zen master: "trading time should not affect my order."

12, at the door of a public toilet, everyone is waiting. A man looked very anxious and said to an elder sister: Elder sister, please let me go first, I can't hold on any longer. Big sister said: big brother! It's not that my sister won't let you go first, but that you still have room to pinch, and my legs are numb!

13, a teenager once went to play in the mountains and met a fox on the way. On a whim, he shouted at it: "evil animals!" Why don't you show your true colors? ! "The fox paused for a moment and suddenly said," This is the prototype! " ""oh, my god, there's a monster! ! ! The boy ran away with a loud cry, and the fox groaned and ran after him, shouting, "Where is the monster?" "Don't leave me! I'm freaked out! ...

14, I went to the subway after work, and I saw that girl was very beautiful, but I was embarrassed to strike up a conversation. So he walked up to her and dropped the bus card on purpose. I thought she would help me pick it up so that I could strike up a conversation. Who knows, my sister took a small step forward, stepped on my car card, then bent down to tie her shoelaces, picked up the card and held it tightly in her hand, and then left as if nothing had happened.