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Do you have any classic life experiences?

79. I am a little bit narrow-minded, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!! 80. I chase flies when I eat, kill mice at work, chase away cockroaches at night, swat mosquitoes when I sleep, and get rid of the four pests. Everyone has a responsibility. 81 Everyone has a song of their own, not because of how beautiful the melody is or how beautifully written the lyrics are, but because the song is telling your story!!! 82. No matter you are on an uphill slope It is still going downhill. You must know how to stop yourself when appropriate. Stop and look back in order to move forward better. 83. Dissatisfaction is a suspended replacement, which makes people constantly have the desire to climb up in comparison. 84. Silence does not simply mean not speaking. People who cannot hold their breath are prone to failure. Timely silence is a kind of wisdom, a skill, and a mentality of having an advantage. 85. The fable of the cat and the tiger tells us that we must keep everything for ourselves. 86. If you want to be famous in front of others, you will have to suffer behind others. 87. Dogs chew bones to practice their mouth strength. 88. If you want to learn well, you must learn from a master. 89. When others are pretending to be serious, I have to pretend not to be serious. 90. There are only two things I don’t know in my life, that is, I can’t do this and I can’t do that! 91. A heartfelt statement: Promise is like "fuck you". It's often said but hard to keep. 92. The so-called "person" means that if you add anything to it, it will no longer be a "person". 93. There is no comparison between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity. 94. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life. 95. What’s wrong with having a girl? Even using some sanitary napkins can save a number of sanitary napkin factories. 96. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, the world is actually just ready to forgive our naivety. 97. We move so fast that our souls can’t keep up. 98. Why sleep for a long time while alive? You will sleep forever after death. 99. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig! 100. The world is noisy and life is lonely.

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