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What are the classic abstinence languages?

The classic language of abstinence is as follows:

1, I promised to give up drinking and have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking!

2. Quit drinking and smoking.

3, wine is enterotoxic, and if you drink too much, you will die of poisoning.

Drinking other people's wine is other people's money, so it is better to give up drinking.

To tell the truth, I must be cruel, because I can't fail, and abstinence is ok.

6. Alcohol can be addictive, but what about love? Don't persuade me to give up drinking, don't persuade me to fall in love. If you are stubborn, you are afraid of ghosts.

7. It is difficult to quit smoking and drinking; It's easier to quit you. I have successfully quit many times.

8. I don't want to miss you more after I get drunk. What should I do? Then stop drinking.

If I were a man, I would never give up drinking in my life.

10, alcohol and tobacco are my lovers. Don't quit, self-harm.