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Let me know if you can't get up.

1. I have tried my best, but I still can't get out of bed.

It's time to get up with perseverance and have the courage to take a bath. ...

3. I have been suffering from insomnia recently./kloc-I wake up every 0/6 hours-people who have difficulty getting up.

4. Getting up should be: wake up naturally, feel the surroundings with your eyes closed, or have birds singing on sunny days, or hit the window eaves on cloudy days with cold rain. Take a nap if you are still sleepy, or you can think about something. Twist a few brand-new sleeping positions, stretch, yawn, watch your mobile phone and listen to music, or talk and laugh with people at the bedside and get out of bed happily. Instead of: before dawn, the alarm clock rang, you jumped out of bed in a panic, your body was fast, and your soul was lying there unprepared. It's called playing dead.

People who can get up before eight in winter are forced by life.

6. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

7. Watch the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep. ...

8. It took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have beaten 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

9. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that I was covered with a quilt.

10. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting texts, from all WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

1 1.20 15 It's funny to get up in the latest version-there is a slacker around every alarm clock who doesn't want to get up.

12. Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

13. I have to watch the Forbes rich list every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

14. Since I set my alarm clock to restless, I have been rolling and crawling every day.