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Look at the car quotations first, sobbing ~ ~:

Car: Kim HeeChul should have the style of Kim HeeChul ~

Qiang Ren: Brother, who do you hate most in SJ?

Che: You?

Qiang Ren: Ah ~ Why? !

Princess: (seriously) Do you want me to give you a mirror?

Che: When did he come?

Enkh: To tell the truth, the atmosphere can only be active when you are with me ~

Car: The atmosphere is alive and the picture is dead!

Say, "Che Xi, your fingers are really beautiful!"

A: "Then you haven't seen my toes."

Yi Zhe: You've been knitting scarves for a month just to make such a joke? !

Kui Xian Che: This kind of joke? Are you laughing at my joke? !

Yi Zhe: No, then ..

Car: (Step by step) Jokes are 99% efforts, 1% inspiration. Crisp laughter comes from this kind of joke. I've been preparing this joke for a whole month, but you don't care! (fierce eyes)

Yi Zhe: Sorry.

Che: (laughing at once) Since I'm sorry, forget it!

-Rainbow romance.

Leave a message on Tete CY: one is one, not two; Two is two. It won't be three; Three is three, not four (until 200).

Conclusion: This is what you did to me!

-Eh ~ You are too wordy! Watch the fun!

What is the secret of the princess's popularity?

Che replied, "It has a lot to do with looks, but there are other factors. Don't judge me just by my appearance" (bragging all the time)

Of course, the first issue of X-Men and Myeong-soo Park.

Car: Are you Snow White? Is the poisoned apple Snow White? ...

Does the prince of the sea look like you? ! Then what fried chicken shop do you open? You should sell seafood,

In the East China Sea, Qiang Ren said Tete is the oldest.

Te: "Actually, I am the same age as Che and Han Geng.

Car: "What does it have to do with me? I didn't say anything. I just stayed aside. "

Moderator: Car, please show your charming angle. "

Extremely narcissistic smile: no angle, just look at the camera and you are all very handsome. "

Yi Sheng: "I feel that I can't move my head ..."

Car: "Is your head too big ..."

-& lt; Mysterious Tracking 6- Part 1 Set >

"I want Masha chicken. When you arrive in Thailand, you must eat Masha chicken. Otherwise, I will go back to Korea by boat. "

= = = = = = = = = = = Bank of Thailand

"Where do strawberries smell?"

Put P in the elevator and call your pp strawberry fragrance.

After the princess wrote a poem.

Qiang Ren: Anna, do you love Xi Che?

Anna: Of course.

Xi Che: Huh? Falling in love with me so easily?

Qiang Ren: It seems that Anna loves me unilaterally.

Princess: That's the only way. Kim HeeChul was born to be loved by women all over the world. It's not my fault. My parents made me look so handsome. (quite excited when talking)

X-men: The car played "of course" with a woman.

The car approached Jane Doyle's face, looked her in the eye and said, "It's beautiful ...! "

Hearing this, the woman looked shy and at a loss.

Car: "I mean me in your eyes! ! ! "

There is nothing wrong with flower beauty, but there is something wrong with butterfly. ....

= = = = = = = = = < Bad family >

Myeong-soo Park: "The life of teenagers is very difficult ..."

Xi Che: "I didn't ask you to live like that ..."

Han Geng participated in the radio program hosted by him for the first time. When introducing Han Geng, Che Che said a lot of compliments: "I love the people very much ..."

Then ask Han Geng aimlessly: You can only say one person you are most grateful to!

G: ten yuan.

Princess: "Is it because ten yuan Chinese is better?" "I also taught you a lot-ugly words ..."

"I am a child on the team." "Maybe many people are not very satisfied with their looks, but people around me often say that I am handsome."

Che: the cruel thing is ... the sad thing is D. the beautiful thing is Y. ..

J: I don't know what this means ...-; ; ; ;

Che: the cruel thing is * * * ... the sad thing is death ... and the best thing is you. ..

The car said to J: Ah ~ Get a puppy -_-v The white one is called "cotton candy" and the black one is called "cinnamon".

Mysterious tracking 6 Li ...

Source: I believe that the church will be blessed by God and live on.

Xi Che: So I'm cursed now. Am I still alive? ...

Love Letter Season 3 Third Generation Tapping Game:

"I will let everyone know that I am more than just appearance!"

At a mental sports meeting

Girl: Xi Che is good at everything except thinking like an alien.

Car: "Is this what you can see on earth?"

Confess to Ayumi: looks, intelligence and talent all have temper, of course not! Don't you think I'm fine? Love letter

] Go shopping with Anna and buy her a toothbrush.

Car: There are red ones. ..

Anna: I don't like red.

Xi Che: I like it! Just buy the red one!

-full house 1

It turns out that no matter how brave a man is, he will become a coward in front of the person he likes. Because of this, "I love you" has become the hardest sentence to say in this world.

-Rainbow Romance

A night's heart is in the air.

MC introduced: "This is handsome ~ Kim HeeChul from SJ ..."

The audience howled, "Beautiful, beautiful ..."

As a result, the car didn't care, and he said, "Hurry up, hurry up, I'm tired of listening."

When Han Geng answered MC's question, the car was always beside him, so Han Geng said loudly, "Stop it."

Xi Che shouted, "Oh, I won't translate for you. Who can understand what you are saying? You say it yourself. Who can read it? It's really ... "

Xi che's diary

"After four days of suffering, I will not be tired because of the stage." "I don't know where to go, but I won't stop refueling in Kim HeeChul! ! "

This is a very frustrating day. So I called Han Geng in my room.

Me: Geng. . .

G: Why did you call me?

Me: so depressed. . .

G: Didn't you just say that you were in a good mood?

Me: I want to have a girlfriend. .

G: Say the same thing every day.

Me: girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend! !

G: ah, what a noise! Turn off the game first! You only play games every day!

Me. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Me: ........................................-_? ++

* Kifan announced his return *

G: If you want to have a girlfriend, give up playing games first. You only play games every day. .

Me: OK ~ I won't play games when I have a girlfriend (name, I don't know).

Fan Ji: Do you want to play games all your life?

Me: Hey ...-Don't you have a girlfriend?

Fan Ji: (natural connection game)

Hey ~ I'm different ~ Brother, do you only play games _

Me: ....................... (-_-) A.

Basic model: ...................... (-_-) A.

Me: Let's open an Internet cafe (game bar) together in the future.

Fan Ji: Ok, Brother Jiaxian, let's go together.

Are we three men bored?

Anna and Ava come here and play English games together:

Car: This is a CD! !

Anna Elva: This is a CD! ==!

Car: no, no ~ CD! Subtitle: Who taught whom?

-full house 1

26. If Xi Che makes his debut in xman. ....

"Look at your appearance, like a hybrid. Oh, is it a hybrid? "

"No, I am a native of Jiangyuan ... I have never been abroad."

27. Everyone praised Xi Chejiangyuan Road for his lovely hometown dialect, and asked him to speak a few more words ... "(Hometown dialect) If the whole program lets me speak dialects, my image will be miserable."

28. In love letters ...

Bada: "Please come out of the fish that swam into my sea." (Bada means sea in Korean ...)

Kim HeeChul is out of line. ...

MC: "What kind of fish are you?"

Kim HeeChul: "I am a shark ... sharks are terrible to other fish, but weak to the ocean."

29. Moderator: Xi Che (Why did you come out? )

Leader: red trousers, pink pants, flower pants, I have them all.

30. An X-Men issue: Car plays "of course" with a woman. The car began to become very gentle and asked the woman if she was tired from playing games just now ... Then her attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees and she said sternly to the woman, "You just hit me, which hurt a lot. Are you a bison? " ! "Then he turned into a blank face, leaned close to the woman's face, looked into her eyes and said," It's beautiful ...! " "Hearing this, the woman looked shy and at a loss. I saw the car and said, "I mean me in your eyes! ! ! "

3 1, "Hello everyone ... I'm Kim HeeChul, playing a fixed role in superjunior."

"ng! ..... As far as I know, you are the biggest in superjunior ... "(In fact, it is the biggest in the team ...)

"Because it looks small, it is a child's face."

Oh ... then go on. "

"Hello, I'm Kim HeeChul, and I play a fixed role in superjunior."

32. Cui, who played a couple with the car in "Poor Family", commented on the car like this: (Screenshot) Is it prince syndrome in real life? ")

"In fact, he is a very polite boy, but the only drawback is that he doesn't have the same idea as the people on earth ..." (Laughter)

"Che looked at Cui ... It's really hard to see me on earth. "

(The whole audience collapsed ... The screen printed "The prince is seriously ill" ...)

Cui was very excited: "This is his real personality, really!"

Xi Che laughed, looked up and snorted ... (The screen typed "The Prince's Terminal Disease" ... = =)

33. After commenting on Bai jj like that in ten thousand yuan happiness, Bai jj changed money.

Later, when I saw Bai jj, I wiped out all the walkers.

White jj is a bolt from the blue.

"It's really hard and kind, but it's no use. People should know about this plan. . Kim HeeChul will have the style of Kim HeeChul. "

34, and at 0304 Admiralty ... when everyone was discussing whether to accept pet dogs when confiscating property ... he proposed:

"What if the property loss caused by the dog's escape is not compensated, and the porcelain is accidentally broken when moving?"

Audience: "Oh.

At this time, mc said a classic sentence: "wuli Xi car is not only beautiful but also powerful, unlike Te Li who only knows how to pick up girls."

Xi and Te Li laugh wildly behind him ... (This is a spoof of chasing Lu every time = =).

35. I want Martha's chicken.

When you arrive in Thailand, you must eat mashed chicken or go back to Korea by boat (urchin, absolute urchin)-"Thailand trip"

G: "will you miss me?"

Car: "(looking at the computer screen and finding that it's not on it, look at Geng) Who? Me? "

G: "Hmm"

Car: "Are you taking the wrong medicine?"

G: "(laughs ... so sweet ...)"

Che: "(looking at Geng) I see ... Bo, please have a look ..." (SJ show 22 ~ the night before Geng Bao went home ... the most classic picture of Geng Che ...)

37. Full house

Scene: Qiang Ren is going back to Seoul.

Car: If you want to make a phone call-turn it off (hehe ~ ~ ~ ~)

38.FH Li 10 Ask the teacher: Can you do something disgusting? !

Car: It's disgusting even if you don't do anything ~

39. The game link is described by Enkh as Anna.

Che (immediately): I quit!

Stand up: because my mood is so low ~

So you can't let us go to this game!

40. Qiang Ren: I think you are the most beautiful artist I have ever met.

Car: come on ~ buddy ~ my friend ~ yo

I love you, thank you.

You are very beautiful ~

I only asked to say come on ~ ~ but I said so much ~ I was excited when Qiang Ren said he was beautiful ~ I also imitated the feeling of black people saying RAP ~ (The princess is really off-line ~ ~ ~ cute)

43. The princess and Quan Huibin play sitcoms in love letters.

Quan Huibin: Che Xi, I have something to confess to you.

Princess: What?

Quan Huibin: I really love you.

Princess: Yes, put on your clothes. It's very cold.

Quan Huibin: The clothes were bought with your credit card.

Princess: What's the matter? Aren't you rich?

Quan Huibin: There is nothing now. Because of my mother's mistake, my home is gone.

Princess: What do you want? (cold)

Quan Huibin: Don't you love me very much? I have a wonderful family. Can you help me?

Princess: (gently touching her hair) I love you not because of your money, nor because of your face, but because of a woman named Quan Huibin, born in 1983, you idiot.

Moderator: Everyone can wake up. This is the plot of a TV play.

44. Princess: I am a thief. I stole the stars in the sky and fell into my eyes. (Snapping his eyes)

45. Princess: I am blind because you are sunny. I'm blind because you're too smart.

47. Kim Jong Kook in X-Men

Princess: Her eyes are very affectionate (Kim Jong Kook's eyes are very small).

Kim Jong Kook: Knowing it's a man makes you excited when you see your eyes.

The princess sang: Open your eyes and look at me, eyes, eyes, eyes.

Kim Jong Kook Sang: A man opened his eyes when he saw you.

48. Park Jung-young in X-Men

Princess: Do you know that I am more beautiful than you?

Park Jung-young: So I came out. Is super junior only active in supermarkets?

Princess: Good face! Did you eat inkstone? (square face)

Parker Ying Zheng praised the princess.

Princess: I didn't hear you clearly. would you please say that again. Did you hear me clearly?

Princess: If you just said you ate the inkstone, I'll take it back. The inkstone is black and your face is red. You should have eaten red inkstone. (Park Jung-young knocks down)

49. In X-Men and Chae Yeon.

Princess: You are very beautiful. Look at your nails. Didn't you wash your hands after eating grapes last night? Wash (grape nail polish)

Chae Yeon: Bitch, it will look better if you put your hair down.

Princess: Am I pretty? Does it look good? Does it look good like that? Jealous?

Chae Yeon: You are beautiful, but can you be as sexy as me? (doing sexy moves)

Princess: I met you about eight months ago. You are much fatter than then. How much do you eat?

Chae Yeon: Ask me how much I eat. Ask Brother Dong Hu.

Princess: Eat five meals a day and you won't get fat. Is it okay? Are you so happy at the same level as Dong Ge? (Chae Yeon knocks down)

50.SJ: There are beautiful women traveling with us.

Princess: Is there a beautiful woman getting on at the next stop? (Two beautiful women in the car are angry)

5 1, origin: what is money? Loyalty is important.

Princess: If you do this again, we will be tired.

52. Ishihara paints and writes poems, which both Anna and Ella like very much.

The princess shouted, You are a nasty ghost.

53. MC: Make a poem with Ayumi's name.

Princess: Ayumi's eyes

As transparent as glass.

Are you crazy, me? (big reversal)

Princess: She is very handsome and can speak English, so it will be very hard for her brother.

55. Han Geng's Return to China

Car: In the past, many people said that China people were Koreans, but now they seem to have disappeared because they have become close.

It will be a little inconvenient to communicate, but I will communicate with my heart. I am closer than the Korean who lives next door and Han Geng who is far away from me. I only drink with Han Geng.

G: We can really communicate with each other.

Che: We don't talk much, because we pay for drinks together and think about each other.

Eat more.

Haha ~ ~' That's too strong ~ ~'

56. In X-Men ....

Che: the cruel thing is ... the sad thing is D. the beautiful thing is Y. ..

J: I don't know what this means ...-; ; ; ;

Che: the cruel thing is * * * ... the sad thing is death ... and the best thing is you. ..

(so talkative ~ ~ ``)

57. Anonymous said: Do you also upload some pictures?

Xi Che: I don't have a camera. Please bring me a camera when you come back, or don't come back.

58, mysterious tracking 1

Xi Che said to the team: "It's 23 years old, don't always pretend to be cute!"

Tate: Where am I? Sheng Min is pretending! "

59.<x-Men> In the "of course" link,

After uncle Myeong-soo Park's absurd attack, the princess said politely, "Let's call it a day!" " (Everyone is very nervous)

The princess bent down and looked up seriously and innocently: "Can you see me?" (refers to Uncle Park's small eyes)

(PiaoShu a surprised, the princess nifty made a face. )

Park: "Of course. I heard that your nickname is Cinderella? If you are Cinderella, then I am Snow White. "

It's a belly princess-it seems that Kim Jong Kook said it, which made everyone laugh. Park can only sigh)

Car: "Of course. Then I agree that you are Snow White, but did you become like that by eating poisonous apples? "

(refers to Uncle Park's appearance ..., everyone laughs)

Park (speechless): "The face is like this not because of poisoned apples, but because of aging (? ), it is the years.

Witness! You said you were Cinderella, right? Are you waiting for your prince charming or the prince of the sea every day?

(The Prince of the Sea is a song sung by Uncle Park. ) Which prince is it? "

(The princess definitely came down, and the uncle danced strangely and confidently.)

Che: "Do all the sea kings look like you? (MC kicks aside in a simple way) But does the sea prince also fry chicken legs?

(Uncle has a fried chicken shop) How nice it is to catch some fish for seafood, why fry chicken legs! "

In everyone's laughter, Uncle Park knocked down)

60. Play English games all over the house ~ `Ah!

Xi car VS Han Geng:

Car: You look like an apple. You look like an apple.

You look like a chicken. You look like a chicken.

Be depressed ~ ~ ~ ~

Che: You look like a monkey. You look like a monkey.

G: you look like a pig (Korean)

The car suddenly broke out ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ````.

G: (rightfully) I come from China ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (so my poor English is excusable).

I'm still Korean! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

6 1, "Full House 9﹀" Li Che and he went on a mission to buy books that adults can read. It seems that all foreigners in the bookstore took them upstairs.

Ask them (in English): Which of the Harry Potter series do you like best?

Car: ...?

Boss: Which book do you like best (twice)?

Car: OK ... (Say OK unconditionally if you don't know)

Hector's saying, okay ... ...

The process of buying books has also been saying OK.

Finally, I bought a book that seems to be read by children (because adults don't like to read words, and there are pictures and tapes)

Finally, when the task failed, the car began to explain: this is true, grandpa and grandma. When you were a baby, you began to read English from books, while Hector turned to Korean.

Elva: I don't understand a word of English. I might as well speak Korean.

Car: Is my pronunciation wrong?

62. "Full House 9"

Origin: In Europe, there are many things to eat in the streets.

Xi Che: Have you ever been there?

Shiyuan: Yes. Have you ever been there? (Ask a strongman)

Donghai: Have you ever been to Mokpo (your hometown)? (Stand up)

Xi Che: Have you ever been to gangwon? (Stand up-)

Subtitle: Shout out all the names of your hometown! !

Geng Bao ~

I think the most classic is this sentence ~

Hello, I am a member of China sj. My name is Han Geng.

My major is Chinese ~ ~ ~

Xi che is a poisonous tongue ... so it's easier to remember what he said ~

Geng Bao usually doesn't talk much on the show ~

But ... basically, everything you say is very ... classic ~

And ... Mizi ... Mizi is a sensitive person ~

I remember him saying before ~

"If you get1000000, spill it from the Tokyo Tower ~"

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