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Tell me about the personality that makes you smile from ear to ear.

1) Sometimes when you lose a cloud, you do not necessarily lose the entire sky, but sometimes, when you have a cloud, you make the entire sky happy.

2) You can watch in Minecraft, but you cannot speak.

3) The most devastating thing during the exam is that I vaguely remember that the teacher said this question, but I clearly remember that I didn’t listen

4) No one is simple all the way to the end, but please Don’t forget your original self

5) I want to walk with you. I can walk with you single-handedly. Even if I fail and there is no one behind me, I will not give up.

6) I’m sorry, There are no public toilets for your gender.

7) The only thing in the world that can rise without effort is age!

8) There is an angel living in my heart. What a coincidence, your name and your appearance match It's the same.

9) Don't cry every time you feel sad. Crying can't solve the problem? Go to death.

10) The second person will not feel my kindness to you.

11) Then just let go. Anyway, love is something that no one owes to anyone, so from now on, it will just be a stranger.

12) When you say bad things about me, can you please stop adding more fuel and vinegar to it, just to make it a stir-fry?

13) Prepare to sing: I hope your life is not as good as mine, that you die earlier than me, that you don’t eat or sleep well, and that you look very old. ?To people who treat me badly.

14) I couldn’t sleep last night. Count the moon and fall asleep halfway through the count.

15) A common problem among women is that they want to get to the bottom of everything but can’t stand the stimulation of the truth

16) The most regretful thing in my life is that I don’t have many normal friends. .

17) If you listen too much, your ears will get calluses, so it doesn’t matter. People who don’t care, words are not lethal.

18) There are some people who can play with me. There are two types of people: those who can tolerate my nerves and those who are as crazy as me

19) The most romantic thing I can think of is for you to drink 1 liter of shower gel and blow bubbles. Show me

20) Whenever I chat with others and laugh, I always laugh secretly in my heart that this person is stupider than the other person but I don’t have any smile at all

21) I am a Neurosis has been lurking in the world of normal people for many years

22) Except when I am not cute, I am cute at other times.

23) Don’t use my patience as a tool for your arrogance!

24) Don’t talk to me and affect my IQ.

25) The reason for the contradiction is that you can neither give up nor give up.

26) I told you not to sing in the classroom all the time. Those who don’t know think that There is trouble in our class

27) Is my brother an honest person? He won’t pay back the money if he says he won’t.

28) [?Why didn’t you drown if you had water in your head? ]

29) Uncle, can you please control your wife’s aunt who always bullies me? Daughter-in-law

30) The teacher asked: What does it mean to repay kindness by a drop of water compared to a spring? Classmate: It means someone throws a drop of water at you, and you throw a bucket of water at him?

31) What is being caught off guard when you turn around and the tip of your nose is touched?

32) I think you understand something, but it’s hard to explain clearly due to lack of time and insecure location, so you just need to Just remember the first four words

 33) If it doesn’t make me thin, then let everyone around me get fat.

34) My mother gave birth to me as a limited edition. There will be no second me. It’s up to you whether you love me or not.

35) The great thing about Xinwen Network is that Even if you keep changing the channel, you can still watch a piece of news completely

36) Summer is here, whoever installs the air conditioner for our class, we will marry the class teacher to you

37) The most hateful thing about the only channel in my heart is that there are no ads

38) People are in heaven, and money is in the bank; people have no money to spend when they are alive, and they have not spent all their money when they die.

39) Slowly you have to get used to the gradual alienation of anyone.

40) I want to be a hooligan with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

41) I have never been cheated by anyone, because everyone who cheated me Not a human being.

42) I would like to see your face that is so painful for someone, it is exceptionally beautiful

43) ?Come on, you are not alone. You are not a human being?

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44) Don’t treat my love for you as a game, otherwise I will cheat and kill you.

45) ?I seem to be changing my mind. Please tell me a word to help me settle down?

46) Summer vacation and I are holding hands, but there is something called homework in the middle

47) Even at the end of my life, I will never look back for those dogs that betrayed me

48) I was thin before and will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now. Life is not perfect

49) What is the happiest thing? It’s a question that top academics can’t do, and I got it right!

50) Don’t say I’m copying homework, I’m Just a porter of nature!!!

51) Seeing you smiling so happily, I really can’t bear to say? I don’t understand?

52) Not many people can After being rejected, I continue to like you without any loss of enthusiasm

53) When reality slaps you, you should give him a high-five

54) I’m online , you are offline, I am invisible, you are online, I am alive, why don’t you die?

55) You said that infatuated people are always deaf, blind and stupid, then I think I will be cured soon

56) True love is probably when you fall in love with someone who doesn’t look the way you like

57) My class is, to put it nicely, colorful and ever-changing, but to put it ugly, it is Mental hospital for the insane.

58) When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

59) I like boys and girls whose whole bodies light up when they smile. , are you talking about the Tathagata?!?

60) Those who promised to live in ruins are now wandering wherever they are.

 61) This is how I love to be strong. In fact, I am just trying to be strong. I love to stand up and speak without going through my brain. I am not weak at all, just like a strong man. I love being clingy and shameless.

 62) I can compare to good people. I can be kind, and I can be more vicious than bad people. I will do whatever I want others to do to me.

 63) ?Turn off the foodie mode and officially turn on the academic mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function. ?

64) I hope you can give me a big hug, and I hope my hope will not always be hope.

65) Loneliness is when you buy a cup of coffee or milk tea and suddenly want to go to the bathroom but don’t know where to put the cup in your hand