Funny sand sculpture copywriting

Funny copywriting (selected 64 sentences) 1. From having nothing at the beginning of the month to being penniless at the end of the month, don’t forget your original intention, your busy work this month will be in vain. 2. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked. 3. I just made a very risky investment. If it succeeds, I can earn hundreds of millions in one go. If it fails, my two dollars will be wasted. 4. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, you can have poverty and ugliness at the same time, fat and short can go hand in hand, I am simply invincible! 5. My name is Little Cutie. When I grow up, I will be called Big Cutie. When I grow old, I will be called Old Cutie. When I die, I will be called Dead Cutie. 6. The teacher said, students, don’t fall in love early. What you are talking about now will be other people’s wives in the future. When I heard it, wow, other people’s wives, it’s exciting to think about it. 7. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time. 8. I finally understand why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will be removed for you halfway. 9. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate steps. You should get to know him slowly first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome. 10. People who love to laugh will not have bad luck, but I just want to know how a person can laugh if he has always been very unlucky. 11. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have a double chin and want double eyelids. 12. We have always been in a state of having a surplus of heart but not enough sleep, a surplus of heart but a lack of IQ, a surplus of heart but not enough balance. 13. My dear girl, stay up late as much as you like! Anyway, the person you are thinking of is probably already asleep, the quilt is well covered, and the dreams are sweet. Apart from the possibility of sudden death, you have nothing left for you this night. 14. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add filters, whiten, and smooth the skin. When you don’t like someone, it will instantly change to the original image. 15. In some families, a few noodles can sustain the hot days; in other families, a pile of gold coins can make their days miserable. 16. Sometimes, things that you think belong to you are actually very fragile, just like leaves and trees, it doesn’t matter if there is a gust of wind. 17. There are only two results of unrequited love, either to achieve enlightenment or to become a Buddha immediately. If you take a step back, you will realize your own blue sea and blue sky. 18. Love is like cold air. It always hits you suddenly when you think the sun is shining and the sky is warm as spring, catching you off guard. 19. Sometimes I am as optimistic as shit and always think I can shake the world. 20. Holding the hot charging mobile phone, and putting life and death aside, this is a rare brave moment in my life. 21. I don’t need everyone to nod when I do things. I live to make those who don’t like me even more unhappy. 22. Being confused does not attract people, and being smart does not necessarily attract people; only when you are smart and confused, everyone will be happy. 23. Generally, when people ask me if I am busy, I will say busy. According to my experience, if you say no, the other person will most likely make you busy. 24. Legend has it that there are two types of people left in the love scene: men without money, and women who don’t know how to package. 25. The so-called obedience is the unusual patience shown before achieving some ulterior purpose. 26. Those obstacles that you can’t overcome are all because of your short legs! 27. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm. 28. You think that by confiding your feelings to others, you will get a kind of salvation. But maybe, listening to your counterpart will give you an axe. He hissed ferociously while slashing at you. 29. Behind every successful man there is a woman; behind every unsuccessful man there are two women. ?Bernard Shaw 30. Even if a good-looking person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people cannot be forgiven by others just because of their appearance, let alone whether they have made a mistake or not. 31. The beauty of a woman lies in being so stupid that she has no regrets; the beauty of a man lies in being so stupid that he can tell lies in broad daylight. 32. Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half of our lives looking for the exit. 33. If you like a girl, you should study hard and work hard to make money. When she gets married in the future, you can give her more money. 34. The so-called growth means hearing the four words "turbulent waves" and no longer thinking of the sea. 35. I think we should provide students with chairs like the judges of "The Voice of China" in class. If they think the lecture is good, they can turn around and listen to the lecture. If they think the lecture is not good, they can turn their backs to the teacher and play with their mobile phones. 36. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream finally came true.

Enough talking, it’s time to cook for my wife. 37. Not good at work, not good at love, not good at makeup, not good at singing karaoke, not good at appearance, not good at figure, not good at financial strength. I have been thinking about a question: What has sustained me for so many years. 38. The doctor just pricked a primary school student’s finger to check the blood. As soon as the needle was inserted, the primary school student farted loudly, and his tough mother said: "Ah, did the injection leak for you?" ? 39. I’m warning you, don’t make me smile when I’m unhappy. Because when you smile, I want to laugh too. I’m embarrassed, you know. 40. Falling in love with an immature man is like raising a son. You teach him how to love someone, and in the end you will find that you have a daughter-in-law. 41. Why is it more difficult to coax a mother-in-law than a girlfriend who is also a woman? Because the mother-in-law has already been fooled once! 42. How important is interest: I bought a smart washing machine for my mother, but she couldn’t use it even after being taught N times. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, and she not only knew how to use it, but also repaired it! 43. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduce you, would you obey? I smiled and shook my head, haha, who do you think I am? Am I the kind of person who tells you what I really think? 44. I went to the mall today and saw a big comb. The price was right and it felt good when I combed it. I looked at the brand: Only for dogs. Then he put the comb down silently. 45. A woman’s life: she was naughty when she was young, hunted for treasure when she grew up, worked for gold, got married and was eliminated when she got old. Women, hurry up and do it while you are still young. 46. ??Why do I feel ugly when I look in the mirror in the morning? Because just waking up in the morning is the time of day when judgment is most clouded. 47. If he likes you, no matter how big your temper is, it’s just your personality. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as docile as a cat, he will think you are shedding hair. 48. I am a man who is extremely against domestic violence, but after I got married, I discovered that it was not me who had the final say. 49. I really envy you ugly people. When you are heartbroken, you can at least say, "Who made me ugly?" to comfort yourself. 50. I thought that if I kept a low profile, others wouldn’t notice me. It’s no use. A handsome person like me is like a bright light in the dark night, standing out from the crowd no matter where I am. 51. Being a human is tiring, otherwise how can we be called human! 52. My dear, you must be brave enough to express your love even if you fail ten thousand times. There will always be someone who is blind. 53. What’s so great about having long hair that reaches your waist? Why don’t you have bangs that reach your waist? 54.?I don’t have any hope for love now, I just want to get rich! ?The person who said this is really young. You will know later that you can still think about falling in love. As for getting rich suddenly, don’t even think about it! 55. If you are not full, you will only have one worry; if you are full, you will have countless worries. 56. Some boys don’t even know a girl’s character or character. They just say they like her after looking at a photo. This is not called liking her, this is called buying food. 57. If you are inappropriate, you are poor; if you have no feeling, you are ugly. Zhang Sheng is good-looking when he meets Cui Yuanyang, and he is rich when he thinks deeply. This is reality. 58. If one day you suddenly think of me, please pick up your phone and dial my number. No matter how busy I am or have no time, as long as you say "I'll treat you to dinner", I will appear in front of you regardless of rain or shine. This is my lifelong commitment to my friends! 59. The reason why I am still single: It is difficult to start with acquaintances, and it is difficult to talk to strangers. 60. Go to bed early, exercise more, don’t smoke, don’t drink alcohol, and develop a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early. Over time, when you are upset and troubled and can’t sleep, you won’t even have a friend to accompany you. 61. The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm. 62. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me. 63. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high. 64. Others stay in bed because they are rich, so they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so every meal I can save is a meal.