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Send a circle of friends to say that the weather is cold.

Send a circle of friends to say that it is cold. Article 1 1. In fact, there are two reasons for wearing cotton trousers: first, it is cold; Second, your mother thinks you are cold.

When it snows, I feel like a little pudding on the earth when I go out, covered with coconut milk.

3. Give yourself a hug and warm yourself.

In winter in the northeast, the wind is very cold, and the ice and snow are very cold. Attention. Awe in imposing manner, showing serious awe.

On this cold night, you walk alone.

6. The climate is changeable, so is the greeting. Don't forget to add clothes in cold weather, keep your hands and feet warm, rest when you are tired, and drink more boiled water and exercise when you are healthy. May my timely greetings make you smile and have a warm winter!

7. The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get down is the bed.

8. It's freezing, and geese fly south. Dear friends, the weather is changeable. Please prevent colds and put on more clothes.

9. To friends who have no object: It's cold, please keep warm.

10. If you are sentimental and old, you'd better wear long pants.

1 1. The weather is very cold. When will you come to my arms?

12. There is a kind of love, that is, no matter where you flee to the ends of the earth, your mother will send you long pants!

13. overnight, the city became cold, the wind moved, and the cold became heavier. May everyone have clothes to keep warm and someone to warm their hearts.

14. Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

15. I owe my life to heating.

16. Whether you are a strong man or a slim and pretty girl; Whether you are old and strong, or an unkempt baby. Please pay attention. Don't be angry with the weather. It's very cold. Wear what you should wear and eat what you should eat. Health is the most important thing.

17. There are no long sleeves and blue thin mushrooms.

18. It's very cold recently, and I always want to squeeze into your arms.

19. I remember it was a cold winter. If you don't want to go to class in the morning, just ask my roommate to help me ask for leave, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the school.

20. I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at a high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

Send a circle of friends to say that it is cold. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

22. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed with wifi and endless snacks. If all else fails, can you give me one?

23. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

24. Take an umbrella when it rains, dress when it is cold, laugh when you are happy, and cry when you are sad. If no one loves you, love yourself.

25. It was air-cooled, the places outside the bed were far away, the places beyond the reach of hands were all foreign countries, and the last bathroom was on business.

26. Don't give up because of the cold, you know, every footprint in winter is clearly visible.

27. It's cold, so I suggest everyone go to bed early.

28. It's cold, moon. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

29. Snow is falling all over the sky, Wan Li is frozen, and the cold wind is howling north and south. A crow on the branch curled up and shivered.

30. In the past, elegance was important, but now what we want is warmth and elegance. Before my mother spoke, I had to take the initiative to wear long pants.

3 1. Big Brother, buy a pair of long pants to wear when it's cold.

32. Today, I just want to thank my coat.

33. It's cold. Can you lend me 1500 yuan?

Remember to wear less clothes and drink more cold water when it is cold, so that I can care about you when you catch a cold.

I want to be a ray of sunshine in winter. I am willing to use my little light and temperature to illuminate you and give you warmth.

36. I used to hate mass news, but now I feel warm when I see mass news, and my clothes are heavy when it is cold.

37. Autumn wind, cold dew condensation, cold dew all night, cold day, cold weather, parents pay attention to keep warm, don't forget to add clothes!

38. It's getting cold. Don't be cool. Remember to put on more clothes. After all, I'm not with you.

39. It's really cold. It pains me to think that you are so afraid of the cold, but I am not by your side and can't give you warmth.

40. Winter is coming, the wind is blowing hard, my face is like a needle, and the wind is biting. If children go out to play, adults don't forget to tell them, "wear thick clothes."

Send a circle of friends to say that it is cold. Part III: 4 1. I collect a ray of winter afterglow and give it to you to make you warm as spring; Sending you a snow in early winter will bring you infinite luck; Let me give you a heads-up It's very cold in early winter. Please keep warm. Happy Li Lidong!

42. This winter, the weather is extremely cold. The world put on a white coat, the drops of water on the wires were frozen into crystal sticks, and the pine leaves were frozen. There is no wind at the moment, the world seems to have stopped at this moment, the river has stopped, and only the chimney emits fiery fireworks. People's fingers are frozen into red peppers.

43. It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

44. When the weather is cold, wear more clothes, eat less cold food, drink more water, and cover yourself at night. After all, I am alone.

45. Snowflakes roared and hit the face like needles, biting cold.

46. The weather in the north is very cold, dripping into ice, and the wind is biting.

47. I like big and soft scarves. You can stick your whole face in it when it's cold.

48. The first frost has passed and the weather is cold. May every word I say melt your cold heart; May every word of mine bring you warmth and every message of mine bring you happiness. I wish you a happy life in the first frost!

49. The weather is very cold. Put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel distressed.

50. It's cold, so taking a bath is something you can't stop once you start.

5 1. It's cold, no matter where you are or how you feel, don't forget to pour yourself a cup of hot tea. Warm your hands with a cup, love yourself, and don't wait for other people's body temperature to warm yourself.

52. People who watch the night sky with you don't care about the cold weather.

53. It's cold today. Do you want a loving hug?

54. It's getting cold. If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat

Dear baby, the weather has turned cold recently. Remember to soak your feet and drink milk, apply some hand cream and cover with a thick quilt before going to bed.

Tip: "It's getting cold, so I can't give you a coat or a hug. I can only say, put on more clothes, pay attention to your health, and don't catch a cold. "

57. It's very cold. I wanted to buy a down jacket, but it cost more than 1000. Then I want to buy some cold medicine, which is only tens of dollars. Well, it is better to buy cold medicine.

58. If a girl says she is cold, give her a hug. Maybe you will have a girlfriend.

It's cold, no matter how thick you wear it, you will freeze to death without me.

60. It's cold and the temperature has dropped. I hope you will wear more clothes, eat three meals a day, strengthen nutrition, keep a happy mood and take care of yourself.

Talk about the classic humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends.

Talk about the classic humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends (1) 1. I get upset in traffic jams. When I get bored, I want to eat.

2. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.

This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.

5. High-speed traffic jam. If you are hungry, order takeout. ...

6. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

7. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

As long as you start early enough. You can't catch up with me in traffic jam!

10. It rained all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.

1 1. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

12. Expressway, please charge!

13. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. At present, what I fear most is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home.

15. Blocking, basically biscuits go up in the morning, flour comes down, that's all.

16. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking!

17. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are.

18. It's raining and traffic jams, and the weather is so bad. This is a bloody failure!

19. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.

20. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

Talk about the classic humor about traffic jam in the circle of friends (2) 1. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.

2. Get used to being blocked, and don't worry, slowly hum a tune.

Every time I go home, I always face a traffic jam.

4. Don't worry? When will the digging stop?

The traffic jam at home during the Spring Festival is a disaster of life. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing.

6. The traffic around the city is almost circular.

7. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.

8. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

9. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into the pot and cook it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

10. Honey, let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

1 1. A line of egrets goes to heaven, and Lao Tzu is squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

12. I'm used to traffic jams. Don't worry, hum a little song slowly.

13. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

14. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

15. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked and you can't walk.

16. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things are not optional, such as traffic jams.

17. I am a vagrant who was stuck in traffic for an hour on the expressway and climbed to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

18. On the way home, there was a traffic jam, but my heart was not blocked.

19. Every time I go to work, the traffic jam is a mess, and the red light stops and the green light stops for a long time.

20. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I'll lose!

Talk about the classic humor about traffic jam in the circle of friends (3) 1. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked there and you can't walk.

It's too hard to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.

Don't panic in traffic jams, send a circle of friends first.

4. You are blocking, you are blocking, you are blocking.

Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.

6. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

7. The roads in Guan Dan were blocked for some time.

8. The world is so big, why am I the only one stuck in traffic?

9. In the face of traffic jam, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.

10. Traffic jams make people doubt their lives.

1 1. My buddy, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

12. You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

13. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

14. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road.

15. When will this land slowly ~

16. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

Traffic jam is always a nightmare!

18. It is difficult to get on the bridge, difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

19. Some things have no choice. Like traffic jams.

20. I have practiced, and the traffic is blocked, and the mood is not blocked!

Interesting talk about traffic jam and friends circle

Traffic jam is an interesting story about making friends. Article 1 1. The traffic jam is good enough to get off for a meal.

2. The traffic jam is not terrible, but it is terrible to hold your urine.

The most malicious abuse I have heard so far is: I scold you for going out in traffic jams all your life!

When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

The happiest thing I can think of is watching traffic jams with you at home on National Day.

6. You can watch the scenery every day on the road of traffic jam, and the sports car is waiting in line for you to choose!

7. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

8.? Road construction in Jinan is from south to north, from east to west, expanding, building and rebuilding. There are four wolves every day, smoking everywhere, and traffic jams are annoying.

9. The traffic jam of this car is worse than the god of gamblers!

10. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

1 1. Go out early and come back late. After crossing an intersection for half an hour, there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

12. Every time I go home for the New Year, I am Du Like Jie. I won't be caught in a traffic jam. After a few hours' journey, I finally spent a day, and suddenly my mood was not beautiful.

13.33. The ice crystal gate is jammed every morning. It is said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

14. Whenever there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I am in a hurry, I pump oil and play one song after another, but the road ahead is still endless. ?

15. An hour's journey, an hour's sudden walk.

16. Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.

17. Is it bad? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

18. There is no road in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

19. Mom said that the road of Qingguo College was too crowded and there would be traffic jams. Don't let me take the bus, let me walk by myself.

20.23. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

Interesting talk about traffic jams and friends circle Part 2: 2 1. Never complain about traffic jams again, that's Guotai Min 'an; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

22.? A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

23. The traffic jam during the 11th holiday is always a nightmare!

24. It is not easy to go home, but do it and cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

25. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

26.is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

27. 1 hour, haven't left Jiuting. The traffic jam is blocking the heart, and the subway can't squeeze up! The busy, irritable and hot morning began.

28. Let's watch the sunset. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

29. The century-old precipitation was once blocked.

30. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

3 1. Under drizzle, you are not afraid of fog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, you will encounter traffic jams.

32. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

33. Busy traffic jams, panic traffic jams, leisure traffic jams and happy traffic jams are healthier.

34. Traffic jam, also called calories.

35. At this time, traffic jams began on the ring road. After the National Day holiday, we can be quiet for a few days. I hope you don't get stuck in traffic when you travel.

36. Set out before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the highway at ten o'clock in the evening. At first glance, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave the place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friend. It's not excitement, it's more calm and release. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

37. At this time of the day, passing cars seem to have a party together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time. ?

38. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. It takes an hour to send the children to school and come back in the morning.

39. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Laozi in the middle.

40. I am bored to death. I'm dying of violent traffic jams on holidays. I can't wait to get off for 40 minutes and walk to the subway station. Now I just started. I'll die of depression living in this dump.

About the fun of drinking, talk about making friends (60 common expressions)

About the fun of drinking, let's talk about making friends first. 1. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be kept for her son for 18 years.

Ordinary people don't drink and are not happy at all.

4. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

To tomorrow, and to the past.

6. wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you are;

7. As long as we have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

8. It is nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but it is just an excuse for me to cry.

9. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

10. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

1 1. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

12. All anti-wine factions are tigresses!

13. We are all bosom friends. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.

14. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

15. People in Jianghu can't live without wine.

16. I had a stomachache for a long time. If I drink some wine, it won't hurt.

17. Move your ass to show respect.

18. All rivers belong to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

19. It doesn't rain in the sky and it's dry underground. Does replacing wine with tea count? It's a pity to drink so much.

20. Friends should drink, whether it is good or bad.

About the fun of drinking, let's talk about the circle of friends 2 1 first. You are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road?

22. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

23. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

24. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

25. You can get around without drinking. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

26. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

27. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.

28. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

29. Qianshan is always in love, so drink less.

30. Feelings are shallow, take a lick.

3 1. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

32. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

33. Drink today's wine and drink cold water.

34. One hundred cups to drink and one pillow to pack spring dumplings.

35. Wine gives courage, but it makes people sentimental.

36. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.

37. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who sleeps on the side of the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

38. When called, you can drink when you come, but don't get drunk, get drunk without chaos, get confused without falling, but don't sleep.

39. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.

40. No matter how hard life is, wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.

About the fun of drinking, let's talk about the circle of friends 3 4 1 first. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you turned around.

42. The biggest pain-I am not drunk, I can't get drunk, I can only pay the bill.

43. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

44. If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing your mind and don't drink it.

45. In life, drinking is everywhere.

46. Ordinary people don't drink and have no joy at all.

47. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

48. If others don't know, unless you drink.

49. When young people leave home, old people will come back. I want to invite this young lady to have a drink with me.

50. I have been disturbing the New Year for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

5 1. Would you like to be an old friend? You can also go drinking together if you are white.

52. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

53. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

55. It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than an emotional crack.

56. Drinking is a sign of friendliness. This man is a brother.

57. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

58. The key is the right atmosphere.

59. The commodity economy is in great circulation. Let's have a drink.

60. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.