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Talk about water green.

1, medical experts say that the left ear is the closest place to the heart, so sweet words should be said to the left ear.

I know that no matter where I go, you will stay with me. Cry with me, laugh with me, wait with me, blossom with me.

No one can tell us how far it will be forever. I don't know when we will stop believing in eternal promises. Time will be forgotten, engraved in our palms, invisible, intangible, past and tomorrow.

4. Listen to your favorite songs quietly and look at your favorite people from a distance.

No one has ever seen a deep-sea fish cry, thinking that she will never understand sadness. However, that's because she stayed in the depths of the sea, and her tears were invisible to others.

6. In a love scene, there is always a leading role and a supporting role. Tired will always be the protagonist, injured will always be the supporting role.

7, green water is worry-free, because the wind wrinkles the face; Castle peak is not old, it is a snow-white head.

8. If I had known this ending from the beginning, I wonder if I would have been so desperate.

9. The wind decides the direction of dandelion, and you decide my sadness. At dawn, I will set out to go to the unreachable eternity you said.

10, every morning is like a loud slap in the face, reminding me that if I don't learn to forget, I will bear despair.

1 1, don't ask him if he cares about you. If he really cares, he will be more afraid of missing it than you.

12, I would like to believe that every little fireworks that lit up the night sky didn't go out, but they finally rose to the sky and became the stars tonight. It's just that those who set off fireworks have already been scattered in the vast sea of people, and they don't know where to go.

13, the rain that summer, as many as the stars in the sky, gave me a beautiful clear sky. We all have small wounds, mending young love. I will always be by your side and accompany you to the end.

14, the wind decides the direction of dandelion, and you decide my sadness.

Artistic beauty: depravity is actually innocent, but beauty is too decadent.

Flowers bloom again and people come and go. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

Try to put it down, go or not, stay or not, I don't want to understand?

You keep my heart alive.

In the next life, you only belong to my man, tick-tock.

We missed some mistakes, but we can live as usual.

I miss the long-lost time when I could live a carefree life.

Even if we are busy, even if we are tired, as long as we see each other, we will smile warmly and we will keep going.

A woman who can only be sad all day is alive without posture. .

When you say forever, it's just a long time that you can never get.

Listen to your favorite songs quietly; If you like someone, you can see it from a distance.

Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your bad, we will never say goodbye.

If you love, please love deeply; Give up, please thoroughly; Waiting is a mistake in itself.

For whom to sing farewell songs, for whom to say love words, and for whom to write the world.

When you meet love at the corner, there is no future at the corner.

In fact, depravity is innocent, and beauty is too decadent.

Who is lonely and prosperous, buried the end of the world and scattered all his armor?

Whose love is put in the holiday market, bargain and auction its weight.

Who am I here for? The vast sea of people, who will arrange it, a beautiful accident.

I am on this shore and you are on the other. Look at each other in pairs and forget each other in pairs.

Some things are not knots, but scars.

All the past has drifted in the wind, and youth is irretrievable water.

People who yearn for the sky are lonely.

Our youth is so helpless. Too many memories turn into sadness.

A little tired, a little gray, a little persistent; It doesn't matter if the whole world doesn't understand, and it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong!

Those flying years, those madness, those sadness, at a crossroads, the dust settled.

Fate has arranged a place for everyone, even if it is temporarily misplaced, it will eventually return to its original position.

Who gives me calm love, who accompanies me to watch the fleeting scenery.

Acquaintance is always so beautiful; Breaking up is always elegant.

Fate has arranged a place for everyone, even if it is temporarily misplaced, it will eventually return to its original position.

Acquaintance is always so beautiful; Breaking up is always elegant.

Who gives me calm love, who accompanies me to watch the fleeting scenery.

We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise the innocence and beauty.

A game, a rule. Can afford to play, continue; Can't afford to play, out.

Draw a life-and-death game and write an ending for our story.

Some things, some people, when you want to forget, are just reproduced in your heart.

Let you be crazy without me, and let me be strong in a world without you.

You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

I really love you, I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

A little tired, a little gray, a little persistent; It doesn't matter if the whole world doesn't understand, and it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong!

Between green mountains and green waters, I want to hold your hand across the bridge.

I knew you would come, so I waited. -"After the Rain"

In the poet's poems, women never grow old, but the poet himself grows old. But I also comforted myself by saying that I have crossed bridges in many places, seen clouds many times and drunk many kinds of wine, but I only loved one person at the right age. I should thank myself. -"Xiangxing San Ji"

Everything happened by accident, but the result seems to be the inevitability of fate. -"Border Town"

When someone inadvertently read your name to me, my heart trembled and my body sweated! Only on the night when there are planetesimals can I dare to whisper your name. -"I like you"

Why are you struggling? If that's where I want to go, there's no need to struggle. I must give up any desire to resist. It has been sinking. Whether it is salty sea water or bitter life, I will sink to the end. It's like life. This is life.

If your eyes are really that cold, someone's heart will freeze under your observation. -Under the moon

Life is a fragile thing, more vulnerable than a flower. Looking back on life with the eyes focused on nature, I can't help but feel enthusiasm and cherish the vines that happen to people. In the same personnel, the second coincidence will not happen. -"Congwen Jiashu"

Personnel is like this, build your own cage and lock yourself up. Be your own god and worship yourself. Survival is really a poor thing. -"Border Town"

Why are you struggling? If that's where I want to go, there's no need to struggle. I must give up any desire to resist. It has been sinking. Whether it is salty sea water or bitter life, I will sink to the end. It's like life. This is life. -"Water Cloud"

People often ask us how to write novels. If I really answer, I really want to say, "I wish you had traveled to Xiangxi for a year." -"Xiangxing San Ji"

After the age of 20, I was "uneasy about current events, but devoted to the secular world, very suspicious of all customs and concepts, but often staring at the prospects of life." The formation of this character can be traced back to the habit of playing truant in private schools when I was a child. -Selected Works of Shen Congwen

I am most afraid of leisure all my life. When I do nothing, I lose all the meaning of life. -Shen Congwen

Life is a fragile thing, more vulnerable than a flower. Looking back on life with the eyes focused on nature, I can't help but feel enthusiasm and cherish the vines that happen to people. In the same personnel, the second coincidence will not happen. -Letter from Shen Congwen

I thought I was a lonely person. Now I understand that since we were together, I have become a person who can't live without you. -A love letter to Zhang Zhaohe.

A traveler who is slightly interested in poetry and painting will not be bored by squatting in a boat in this river for 30 days. Just because there are miracles everywhere, the boldness and exquisiteness of nature are fascinating. -"Border Town"

Between green mountains and green waters, I want to hold your hand and cross this bridge. There are green leaves and red flowers on the bridge, flowing people under the bridge, moss on the other side of the bridge and white hair on the other side.

All beauty has no home, nor do meteors, fallen flowers, fireflies, and the most chirping queen bird with blue head, red mouth and green wings. Who has ever seen anyone raise a phoenix? Who can bind the moonlight? Meteors have their own direction, and I have my place. The soul is the most beautiful, so the soul has no home and no destination. I think, maybe there is no eternal heaven, because if God is lovely, he has no home.

It's my fault. I left in a hurry with an angry expression. The flag on the flagpole is excited by the wind, which is the fault of the wind. Please forgive me, the wind didn't mean it! -Regret

The sunshine on the small building is beautiful, and I feel at a loss. He is like a defeated soldier, lying alone in the weeds after being injured, and his weapons and strength have been lost. In the afternoon, the autumn sun shines on the bronze armor. There is a small beetle at hand, and I can smell wild horses running in the distance, so I don't feel my eyes moist. My heart is full of fighting ambition, as if everything has passed, and my life is only a fantasy, a review of the past. -"Deep dive"

I have crossed bridges in many places, seen clouds many times and drunk many kinds of wine, but I have only loved one person at the right age. -"Xiangxing San Ji"

Water flows everywhere, fire burns everywhere, the moon shines everywhere, and there is love everywhere. -"Border Town"

Looking at the green mountains and green waters from a distance and grinning at a close look-the complete works of super hilarious edition

The perfect figure, in the eyes of people who don't love her, is also a kind of teasing material.

Small trees can't be used without pruning, and children can't make tools without beating.

Accumulate over time, which may lead to an outbreak; And if it breaks out for a long time, it may lead to collapse.

Respect for the upper, arrogance for the lower, and concealment for the same level.

No matter how hard it is, consider yourself 250. No matter how hard it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

You said your head was backward and you were wearing a hat forward.

The bombarded head is also combed by lightning.

I can't talk. I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting. Please forgive me if it doesn't taste like you.

I know astronomy, geography, pediatrics, yin and yang, gossip, plans and decisions thousands of miles away.

In front of the skull, behind the basalt, the left dragon and the right white tiger.

Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.

Look at the mountains and green waters from a distance, and grin at a close look.

Unconsciously, time flies by in a hurry, and life often lives in regret.

Candles will drain the wick every night. If I turn it into spring soil, I will love flowers more.

Today is not a dog hero, tomorrow is a gossip refugee.

All talk and no practice, real material and real kung fu.

Know how to prove your innocence of pornography by misjudging cases.

How can a woman have a tip if a man is not drunk? How can a man have a chance if a woman is not drunk? Women and men are not drunk, and no one sleeps in the hotel.

If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

I would rather let zg have no virgins than let Japan have virgins.

What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?

Singing will never attract wolves. Really, you will only scare them away.

If you hate a man, turn his woman into Chris Lee, so that he can't enjoy the happiness of his upper body. If you hate a woman, turn her man into Chris Lee, so that she can't enjoy the happiness of the lower body.

His sword is cold, his heart is cold, and his blood is cold. Shit, isn't this man dead?

I really don't want to do it anymore-because the pestle has been ground into an embroidery needle.

The east wind blows, the drums beat, the beauty is drunk, I wish you to return, the good news flies, and the strong man returns.

My hand is broken, my foot is broken and my head is rotten.

Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

Don't chat online, be furious, fairy.

This man is dead and has something to burn.

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Master is organizing a special meeting to study whether to stew or braise in soy sauce.

Tears flow in the wind and pee at my feet.

Mother teaches children to urinate, one zipper, two zippers, three zippers, four zippers, five zippers, six zippers. The little boy has grown up! One day, her mother heard him shout "three, five; Three, five ".

Life can't be like cooking. You have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking.

Fear makes you a prisoner. I hope to set you free.

It is women's love for shopping malls that makes them more and more exciting. Women are the saviors of shopping malls, and the biggest word should be left at the entrance of every shopping mall: thank you, woman.

Summon up courage to bow your head, lower your spirits and raise your head.

Not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

Good temper is the best dress a person can wear in social activities.

Sometimes, we are grateful for the kindness of others, but we turn a blind eye to the kindness of our loved ones for a lifetime.

People who only know justice are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

Although I am not beautiful, I will treat you as a bandit, although I am not fat, I will treat you as a wooden stick.

I don't care that you have money, I only care that you have money.

Beautiful women are no different from ordinary people when they are constipated. Although her words are a bit damaging, they are also the voice of the people after all.