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Talk about yourself meaningfully.

First, the most taboo in the world is perfection. Looking at the moon in the sky that day, once it is completed, it will soon be owed; Once the fruit on the tree is ripe, it will soon fall. Everything must be short-lived to last.

Second, don't wait for people who shouldn't wait, and don't hurt the heart that shouldn't be hurt; Some people are destined to be passers-by in life.

Third, I remember that I never said anything, and I didn't say anything.

Fourth, hearing that the first child is a boy shows that the mother has a high IQ, but the girl shows that the father has a high IQ and dares to fight with me.

If you can get drunk in the past, your memory is a hangover.

6. unbutton me when you kiss me, and touch her head when you kiss her.

Perhaps the happiest thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

Eight, meet the person you like and do what you want to do, just regard these as the last willfulness in youth.

Nine, you are the person I can't give up, but I still remember it in my heart.

Ten, the water is clear, not because it does not contain impurities, but because it knows how to precipitate; The permeability of the heart is not because there are no distractions, but because you understand the choice.

No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy. Happy or unhappy, the city has no time to wait. You can only remember or forget that the journey you loved or hated, and the day you tried but didn't feel hope, will pass.

Twelve, while young, need to suffer more, will be truly humble. Otherwise, your self-righteous cleverness and contempt for all superiority will destroy you sooner or later.

Thirteen. A: Ha ha ha, I saw a joke that was so funny! B: What's this? Tell me about it! But it is yellow. B: Then skip the yellow part! A: Skip, skip, skip, skip and end.

Fourteen, on the road of life choice, I don't seem to have a bad process, but I am faced with some choices.

15. Be yourself and learn to give up things that don't belong to you.

Starting from happiness, through sadness, through pain, to happiness.

Seventeen, I slept until midnight last night and was awakened by the sound of grabbing things upstairs. A man cried and said, hit me again! Call again! If you hit me again, I'll drop this bowl! Ouch! ! ! A woman replied, you said we have been married for so many years. When did I really hit you? Just to scare you! Man: Scare me? Whoops, scared me to break twice and dislocate seven times?

Eighteen, time is cruel, I won a lot but told me it was growth.

Nineteen, before I appeared, there was no princess in the world.

I like the flowers in spring, the wind in summer, the fallen leaves in autumn, the snow in winter and you every day.

The stronger a person's self-healing ability, the more likely he is to be close to happiness. Be a man of few words, but there is a sea in my heart.

Twenty-two, loving someone is always simple, nothing more than what you want, and you will be happy; It takes a long time to understand a person, but it takes gentleness and patience.

Twenty-three, what are you protected by, what are you restricted by, what can give you shelter from the wind and rain, and also let you see the sun.

Never regret anything, because that was what you wanted.

Twenty-five, if you can change your life and change it into your old self, you will have less regrets, and everything that should come is here.