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Domineering but warm-hearted talk about 2022 brand-new

Everyday doesn't love me, so I don't love my everyday.

When you talk to a woman, I talk to ten men. You can come out for most of the day, and I can come out for three days and three nights. If you don't reply to my message, I can ignore it. If you wave at me more than you do, you are a man. What's not simple? Everyone is equal. Why do I feel wronged and deserve it? It's all my fault that you are angry.

I'm not simply jealous, but jealous of a ton of gunpowder.

You don't have to worry about the difference between me and the photo. I am fat or thin, tall or short. You must know that I won't live with you in the future.

For things like boys, if he is fine, you have a dry cough. He thinks you have cancer. If he plays games, he can't see you commit suicide in front of him.

You have to stare and laugh, and you have to shake your face. This is not your toilet. Why do you pretend to be happy after eating shit?

I loved you very much yesterday. I don't love you today, but tomorrow depends on my mood.

Throw away things you don't like, and people who don't like will join the blacklist. When you are unhappy, you will have a big sleep. Delete photos when you are tired of them. When you meet someone you like, you will confess. When you are hungry, you will eat what you like. Well, you have to clear your mind. From now on, don't pour bitter water, don't get drunk and don't cry for worthless people.

People who have no money are not as good as ghosts, soup without salt is not as good as water, and a kind heart is not as good as a good mouth.

It is better to break the influence of decay.

You don't have to worry about the difference between my photo and myself, whether it's fat or thin, tall or short. You should know that I won't spend the rest of my life with you.

You think dogs are our friends because of everyone. Are you out of your mind?

I was worried about offending people before, afraid to stipulate, afraid to say that I did something wrong, afraid of embarrassing chat, afraid of being ignored, afraid that the other party would be unhappy, and afraid to deal with everyone with trepidation. Unfortunately, I didn't get the corresponding attention. Then I gradually spoiled myself and got used to myself. If you are late, I will leave first. If you don't want to do it, you will never succeed. I just watch my mobile phone while chatting, just want to know myself. The rest is none of my business.

If you get married in the future and the bride is not me, then I will move to your neighbor's house and check your children's intimacy until your daughter-in-law begins to doubt life.

Shut up, there's nothing to talk about except loving each other.

Be a handsome man, drink only half of carbonated drinks and never look back when you leave. As soon as the alarm clock rings, you get up and even say goodbye with your hands in your pockets. You never feel sad, you don't care about your eyes, you just walk around smartly.

No one can ask me to lower my head unless he kneels.

It is not easy for grandchildren to write papers and children to patrol exams.

I can have feelings for you. I can change you. I can love you very much or leave you. You say you love me, but you never say you only love me. If you love me, you will love others. If you miss me, you will never meet the second me in this life. If you can't defend me, you are a loser after all!

I drank the strongest wine and fucked my favorite person.

I am too young to know whether it is a man or a dog.

If you have a stomachache, you should drink more. If you have no appetite, you should stop eating. If you feel uncomfortable, you should swallow laminated glass. If you can't sleep, you should take more valium. If you don't want to live, you should jump off a building and commit suicide. In short, do whatever you like, just don't talk to the person I like, and don't think you can fuck the person I like very much.

When you talked about me behind my back, you had already lost. You talk about me as a topic of discussion, but I don't think you are worth mentioning.

There is no need to stand at the highest point of social morality to attack others and say something that should not be said. How I live the life I like is none of my business.

I won't raise my hand again, lest you misunderstand that you are number one in the world.

Drink if you have a stomachache, abuse yourself if you are uncomfortable, and commit suicide by jumping off a building if you are depressed. Don't find someone I like to accompany you.

I wish you a sudden and unexpected death while gossiping about me.

Describe the whole process of World War II: the former Soviet Union lol was on the list, while China was on the list full of meat resistance, while France brushed the wild and weak chickens, relying on the middle road, and France made do without sending people's heads. In the early days of the United States, our ancestors built a collapsed middle road leading to amethyst, but unexpectedly, they had gone to the fortress to win the first place. France is quite strong, but the pig-like teammate Spain is weaker. It's really an ambush, and Japan, where I don't know if it's good or bad.

Now my situation and mood are not what I want, they are all brought by myself.

What is that? Don't forget your new feelings now, that is, the old shoes I lost before!

Every result will be a new beginning.

I don't want to please someone because the money is spent on the wrong person. This is my view of love. I earn my own bread. I just want your love. Equitable feelings are about, you have toast, I have it. Let's talk and talk about the object. A woman's better dowry is herself. I don't have to love someone because of money, nor do I have to feel too low because of my heart. This is also the reason why I should be diligent as a girl.

There is a real intention hidden in every joke.

I don't want to hate each other. It's resentment not to talk about acne. I like cleanliness very much. I just want you to die.

I'll only give you my head down once. If I stay, I'll only tell you once. Do you like to stay or not?

One person is afraid of loneliness, two people are afraid of missing it, three people play landlords, four people play mahjong, five people lol, and a group of people play tricks.

Drink the strongest wine and go to a good hospital for treatment.

No common goal, no common goal, no common goal. Dogs and people walk in different directions.

I admit that I am shorter than you, but if you make fun of me for it, I can cut off your head to smooth their differences-Napoleon.

Be a difficult person, slap people who don't like you, sweet talk to people you love, be willing to live two years less, just want to be honest.