Complete works of naughty sentences suitable for making friends.

1. I'm blind, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd!

Please pay attention to the food around you. If you are not careful, you may die.

Don't worry or panic about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.

Good night now means, don't be blind with me, I will continue to play with my mobile phone now. Say good night to each other and stay up late.

5. What is maturity? Your mother didn't rush you. You put on long pants. What is youth? Your mother urges you, but you still don't wear long pants.

6. I gave you the skin and the position. Now you tell me that you are a man, even if you are a man, you should stay with me.

7. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

8. After this village, there is this store, because it is a chain store.

9. Live well, because we will die for a long time

10. Pretend to be a city resident. Now the earth is called a village.

1 1. The TV is full of: I will give you tens of thousands and keep my daughter. The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter.

12. I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

13. Being in love is like driving a car. When the car breaks down halfway, the novice will find someone to cry, and the old driver will put on the spare tire and go on the road.

14. The boss has a super sweet love.

15. I still remember that day, one person made a mistake in his homework and the whole class made a mistake.

16. Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and fatness in the sky depends on this sentence.

17. As long as I take the initiative, I won't be tired. I'm afraid you'll get bored one day.

18. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

19. Someone actually laughed at me for my cowardice. They are so brave and envious.

20. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. This is a waste of resources.

2 1. It's Valentine's Day soon. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

22. Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

23. Don't eat when you are sad. Do you think you can eat your sadness in one bite? It will only be eaten into meatballs in the end.

24. The secret of telling male compatriots that you don't have to wash the dishes is that my wife deliberately breaks the bowl every time she asks you to wash the dishes, so that she won't let you wash the dishes because she is distressed. This is my experience on the washboard!

25. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year to light up your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

26. How can I make a phone call and let a man come rain or shine? Come and drink, all women!

27. How strong does it take to support your filthy soul?