The classic funny quotations with super personality are easy to hide, but hard to prevent.

2. We should look ahead and not miss some bad dates without knowing what is good.

The world is very dirty. What makes you say you are sad?

4, the fox is not refined, purely too young.

5, my life is not decided by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

6. Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

7, people want to face the tree to skin, telephone poles to cement.

8. Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and women speak a little.

9. Even if I want to cry again, I will smile at you: Fuck you.

10, don't ask me questions, Baidu knows more than me.

1 1. Men are liars. A lucky woman has been cheated by a man all her life, while an unfortunate woman has been cheated by many men for a while.

12, I will solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.

13, don't pretend to be a ghost, don't pretend to be a god, don't pretend to be tight, don't pretend to be pure.

14, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

15, don't say love easily, don't stubbornly open the door of ta's heart, and then leave with a joke.

16, don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world doesn't belong to you.

17, youth is running wildly, and then falling gorgeously.

18. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.

19, the prison won't fail, I won't learn well, the prison won't collapse, I won't go home, detention is nothing, sentencing is a bird, life is a pension, and shooting is a blackout.

20. I saw a penny by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it! ... who threw up so round?

2 1, all kinds of postures, all kinds of strokes, all kinds of surges, all kinds of waves.

22. A woman is a sister-in-law, and a woman is a cousin.

23, the fox is not a demon, sexy and not coquettish.

24, the average boy is generally proud, and the average woman is generally dependent.

25, the man was dumped, the problem of money. When a woman is dumped, looks are a problem. I got dumped. You're out of your mind.

26. Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

27. Learning is risky, so you need to be cautious when entering school.

28. Many girls have Han Hong's disease, but they don't live like Han Hong.

29. No one can see that if you don't study for a day or a week, your speech will get rough, and if you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

30. I once thought desperately, but now I forget desperately.

Funny jokes are easy to hide, but difficult to prevent.

Funny jokes are easy to hide, but difficult to prevent.

1, hard life needs no explanation.

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

Money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.

4. The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

5, driving is not difficult, I am afraid that there will be new people.

I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.

7, listen to your words, hang the southeast branch.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

9. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

10, it is easy to hide in the open, but difficult to prevent in the dark.

1 1, think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

12, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is telling stories.

13, don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

14, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.

15, after seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

16, even believe the advertisement, you are stupid to read it!

17, don't call me if you have nothing, let alone something.

18, Ning had a fight with a wise man and didn't talk to someone.

19, birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.

20. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

2 1. What money can solve is not a problem.

22. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

23. Don't look back. My brother only loves your back.

24. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

25. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

26. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

27, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.

29. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

30. Marriage is like a maze, and those who build it have lost their way first.

Funny quotations from non-mainstream personality are easy to hide in the open and difficult to prevent in the dark.

1, don't wait for everyone to say that you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly!

2, chess, calligraphy and painting can't be done, washing and cooking are too tired.

Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance.

4. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

5. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

6. Red beans don't grow in the south, but on my face. I really miss them.

7. Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

8. It's all water. Why do you need wine? You're a pervert. Why are you pretending to be a sheep?

9. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

10, when you come, I will send text messages to call for communication, frequently send text messages to each other to call for letter climax, be bored to send text messages to others to call for letter harassment, be indifferent to only receiving and not sending letters, and call for letter incompetence only without writing text messages.

1 1, I'd rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

12, a person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you can pull out is a fart.

13, give me an oil well, and I will create a climax for the earth!

14, if beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

15. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

16, I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

17, grandpa is from grandson.

18, freedom is not given by others, but pursued by ourselves.

19. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

20, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

2 1, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

22. If you make a mistake, forget it. It's over anyway.

23. The public can be likable or out of favor.

24. The brain is the noblest organ-because it tells you.

25. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander around.

Qq, talk about your mood. It's easier to hide than to prevent.

Qq, talk about your mood. It's easier to hide than to prevent.

1. Drink Besunyen slimming tea, whoosh, my chest is gone.

2. Actually, do I think I have a good figure? Fat but not greasy.

A slap on the wall can't button you up.

We are thick-skinned, tough and powerful queens.

5. How does a flat chest flatten the world?

6. Men with perfect scores are hard to find, and men with zero scores run around.

7. It's a wonderful life with food, drinks and computers.

I never drink bottled water. Give me a bottle of 1982 mineral water!

9. The greatest thing in life is to put a mask on mosquitoes and gloves on flies.

10. Hide and don't see me, because you are not in my eyes at all.

1 1. You're out. My sister is priceless.

12. You look for flowers and I'll ask Liu.

13. Sisters are often imitated, but never surpassed.

14. My endurance may be out of line. Please be reasonable.

15. I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability.

16. Lose weight is like a spell, and then you eat it.

17. I only have one heart. Look at the injury.

18. I won't say anything until I'm killed. You haven't played the honey trap yet.

19. I've delivered it to your door, so just watch and give it.

20. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me.

2 1. Destroy people tirelessly.

22. At the beginning, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.

23. Smiling at you is purely polite.

24. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

25. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

26. Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

27. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I always stay at home.

28. Why did you make a mistake? That's my patent.

29. When you think that the person you like also likes you, you usually think too much.

30. Don't say I'm good, I'm not that good. Don't say I'm not good, I'm not that bad. I am me, love it or not, you are free.

3 1. I have a learning heart, but I just gave birth to a life of failing. There is a heart to lose weight, but it just gives birth to a life of eating goods.

32. It is said that people's heads should not be used indiscriminately. The longer it takes, the more the owner will like it.

I can't die with sleep, cigarettes, family and friends.