Not bad money sketch classic funny lines

Nowadays, with the development of society, more and more lines are used, which are subject to dramatic actions and have the characteristics of action. Let's refer to the lines we need! The following are the classic funny lines I collected for you, hoping to help you.

1, Xiao Shenyang: "What is the most painful thing in a person's life, do you know? That is, people are dead and money is not spent! "

2. Zhao Benshan: "Do you know what is more painful in a person's life? That is, people are not dead and money is gone! "

3. Zhao Benshan: "Try to be farted and' cultivate yourself'."

4. Zhao Benshan: "Not bad money."

5, Zhao Benshan: "Sitting and farting, little movement."

6. Zhao Benshan: "Since the noodles are forty-eight, just a bowl of noodles, no noodles."

7. Little Shenyang: "People can't be too embarrassed, you know? How short life is. As soon as your eyes are closed, the day passes; When you close your eyes and don't open them, your life is over ... "

8. Mao Mao: "Grandpa, no, I'm only eighteen!"

9. Mao Mao: "I will never forget your great kindness. I will never let you go even if I am a ghost."

10, Mao Mao: "My name is Duck Egg. I am very impulsive today. It's sunny. It's cloudy and sunny tonight. He went to the seaside to help me catch fish. Unfortunately, something happened again. He accidentally stepped on the internet and was caught in it. I will definitely beat the waves in Hong Hushui. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, wave after wave, and shoot my father to death on the beach. "

1 1, Scottish flirting Scottish sentiment.

12, what girl? She is a man.

13 Teacher Bi took a picture of me ~

14, if you really want to lead me to the right path, I will definitely thank your ancestors for eight generations, even if I am a ghost, I will never forget you.