Talk about eating too much.

1. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I am hungry.

Eating food to lose weight shows that she is really unhappy.

Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

It's nice to have a girlfriend who eats vegetables. People will tell her to buy clothes, jewelry and bags. All you have to do is go ahead and take you to eat delicious food.

6. Eating Quotations: Rome was not built in a day; Three layers of belly, not a day's greed.

7. Eating food means eating in your own hands and thinking about other people's homes.

8. The three sentences that touched me the most: bring you delicious food, invite you to eat delicious food, and take you to eat delicious food.

9. Being burned to death is the most painful thing, because I can't eat the smell of barbecue.

10. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies, and those who are not good-looking and like to eat can only be called gits. What a painful understanding.

1 1. You can only choose between me and food. I choose you, and you will buy me delicious food.

12. Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. When she said this, she must have just had enough.

13. Others are full after eating two bites, but I can still eat two when I am full.

14. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for eating goods, three meals are more important.

15. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They pK every day, and today Emma's stomach won again.

16. Who says you can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.

17. I can't stand my best friend eating food any more. She tried to break off my little walnut bracelet and eat it.

18. For foodies, eating has nothing to do with not eating and being full.

19. In a world of eating goods, there is no heat, no heat, only delicious.

20. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

2 1. Please pay attention to the food around you, because she will be hungry if she is not careful.

22. The day I fell in love with you was not because of how good you were, but because the sunshine was just right and I was full.

23. God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

24. Eating food is like a train. To sum up, just eat, eat, eat.

25. Eating food is: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.

26. Swear that you will never rob your friends of what they like, except delicious food.

27. The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

28. For foodies, the real sense of security is to open the refrigerator and see that it is full of delicious food.

29. Eating is to survive, so eating food is just a person with a strong desire to survive.

30. Other people's desk drawers are full of book ink, while mine is full of all kinds of snacks. This is the world of eating goods. Couples have hilarious jokes every day

1, Husband: You are not gentle at all. You are just a mother. . . . . The wife whooshed out a knife from the kitchen: What am I?

Husband: Mother. . . Fairy peony. . .

Wife: Well, that's more like it.

Husband: Wife, I want to buy you a dress. It will look good on you.

The wife immediately kissed one: Husband, you are so kind to me! What kind of clothes do you want to buy me?

Husband: I want to buy you a new skirt of the Queen!

Bang, the surface is burning, rogue.

There is a mahjong machine at home. People who come to play mahjong usually smoke, so there is a lot of smoke in the room Today, I told my husband: the smell of smoke is too strong to stay.

I said: wear a mask.

Me: Wearing a mask affects speaking.

He: I didn't see you fart in shorts.

Me. . .

4. Wife: Cook by yourself tonight. I have a manuscript to catch up on.

Husband: No!

Wife: Do it or not!

Husband: Do it!

I was bored in the office at noon and cut my bangs. When I came home from work, I said to my husband, where is my bangs?

Husband: That's it.

Me: I didn't go outside to cut it. I cut it myself and didn't spend a penny. .

Husband: Well, why didn't you say so earlier? Nice cut. . .

Talking about the noisy happiness of the young couple

1, you are the sole sponsor of Russian happiness.

2, O о hand in hand, walk into the wedding hall together, let God witness our love.

3, \ So \ simple little happiness, warmth

You care more about me than the summer heat.

The happiest thing is that when you like someone, you find that she also likes you.

Seeing your hand, I can feel at ease and accompany you to the ends of the earth.

As long as you can hold my other hand, I can conquer the world for you with one hand.

8. I want to walk with you all my life. . .

9, you said, never abandon me, no matter how fat.

10, I didn't say love, but I have identified my lifelong partner.

1 1. Listening to you say good night before going to bed every night is my simplest and lasting happiness.

12, the sweetest sweet words are that you are thinking of me and I am thinking of you.

13, the husband said: Wife, pay for what you want.

14, I want to accompany you to the supermarket to cook, watch TV and live a simple life that belongs to us.

15, the warmth of left atrium is the most dazzling light.

16, _ _ As long as you are around, there is never a smile on my face.

17, love+love+habit+forever = forever. Love+love+habit+forever = a lifetime.

18, loving you is a feeling, missing you is a miss, and what brings us together is fate.

19, how happy it is to hold your lover's hand.

20. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

2 1, staged a happy drama, the time is too warm to leave.

22. Meeting in the vast sea of people is our fate.

23. Interpret the happiness of meteors and record the rainy season that you and I are chasing ~ ~

No matter how tired or sleepy I am, I will want to chat with you.

I was moved by your warm smile in candlelight.

26. Happiness at the top of the Ferris wheel ....

27. Time can make me love you, but you can make me forget time.

My dear husband is really glad to have you by my side.

29. Although I'm not tall, if you fall down naively, I'll help you carry it up.

We are all good children, so there is no reason to be unhappy.

3 1, we will not part, divide, leave or abandon.

32. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

33, quietly appreciate the gorgeous colors of the years, purely moved, let tears flow.

34. Being together is because you and I have become each other's habits.

35, 147 1 day We have been together for four years.

36. For your definition, security, satisfaction and happiness.

37. I want to hold your hand in this life, because I am afraid I will not see you in the next life.

38. I kept my little happiness and the little dress you gave me.

39. Butterfly Qi Fei, peach blossoms fall on the chest, Iraqis play the flute, and the flute is melodious and carmine.

40. My love for you is that the waters of the Yangtze River have no turning back.

4 1, the total score of lovers is on and off, but the more they love, the deeper they love.

42, 〆, doughnuts, strung in the blue sky, spell out a smile.

43. Gently rub my hazy eyes, trying to see the honey you gave me the most clearly.

With you, I laugh and laugh every day.

45. Our love hope never ends.

46, shh! Keep your voice down. Don't wake her.

47. I have a sincere heart, led by you. Do whatever you want/

48. I want to tie you up just like you kidnapped my heart. Tie you to the end of the world

As long as you don't change your mind, I will love you forever until I die.

50. Be my wife and I will give you the future. Be my husband, and I will always be with you.

Laughing blind, the young couple is very funny!

1. Walking, my son asked: Mom, are you a humorous person?

Me: I think it counts!

At this time, the husband who walked in front threw a fart!

You are not satisfied? I asked.

Husband: I will give you the next theory!

2. Visiting the park at the weekend, my husband bought a kite, and he couldn't help sighing: It is said that marriage is like flying a kite, and I am the kite in your hand. No matter how high I fly, the thread is always in your hand.

I can't help feeling proud. I just wanted to praise him when I heard him shout, Look, the kite is entangled with someone else's kite! ! !

Wife: What are you doing?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing. You've been staring at the marriage certificate for an hour.

Husband: I'm looking for the expiration date.

4. I bought some walnuts today, and my wife wanted to eat them, so I smashed all the walnuts for her to eat, and said, strengthen your brain and eat more.

These idiots said while eating, do you think I have no brain? !

Me. . .

My salary card is kept by my wife. I asked her yesterday: Has my salary been rising for many years?

She: It has gone up a little. Tell you what, I'll give you an extra fifty dollars of pocket money from next month.

Me: A little. how much is it?

She gritted her teeth: I'll make an offer and give you another 300. Don't ask.

Me. . .

6. Attend a good friend's wedding. She didn't get married until she was 32. I asked my husband: How old do you think it is normal to get married now?

Husband: The man is 60 years old and the woman is 55 years old, so after marriage, both parties have retirement wages and don't have to go to work. Very happy!

Me. . .