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Love in fermentation is sweet.

Love in fermentation is sweet.

1. Sometimes, some things are happier than knowing. ...

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

4. Three elements of success: First, persistence. Second, shameless. Third, insist on being shameless.

5. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

6. You are not an environmental protection bag, so don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

7. You can't eat your sorrow in one bite, but you can only eat fat.

8. Life is like an angry bird. There are always some pigs laughing when they fail.

9. The so-called difference in values means that you give a candle. Some people think that you are missing a cake, while others think that you are missing a whip.

10. I like smoking because it can hurt my lungs without sadness.

1 1. Different people do the same thing for you, and you will feel a world of difference. Because what we care about is often not what people do, but what people do. Love is in my heart, never mention loving you, not loving you, but loving you too much. Love too much, so I am afraid of getting hurt; Love too much, so I am willing to be hurt; Love too much, so it's easy to miss love. The most important thing is the most beautiful scenery; The deepest hurt is always the truest feeling. ...

What is fate? It is a feeling of empathy; It is the tendency of love at first sight; It is a mood to meet and hate each other late; It is the most beautiful opportunity arranged by God; Is it a deep concern or a faint nostalgia! Fate is a natural and mysterious spiritual force: it is caused by some words; Touching the heart because of a feeling; Unforgettable because of an encounter; Looking back, I was deeply moved.

13. The heart is a pocket. Nothing is called scheming, less is called scheming, more is called calculating, more is called scheming, and more is called trouble. We often cling to the utilitarian close at hand, to the gorgeous life, to the fruitless love, and it is easy to fall into a state of being at a loss. In fact, if you put down a little, you will get more; People who can let go are people who really understand life, and they will live more freely. ...

14. If you can't bear it, bear it again! Weibo's classic quotations

15. Don't think that you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made by two people.

16. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond.

17. If you want to know what your hope is, buy a lottery ticket; If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

18. The thought that 20 15 is coming, and the thought that I still owe money to the bank can make me laugh in my dreams!

19. Insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that one night less sleep will kill you.

20. Ideals are like underwear. You must have them, but you can't prove to everyone that you have them.

2 1. The plans of our generation died randomly.

22. As long as you work hard, Furong is thin and true; I am willing to get away with it, and Xifeng will get a green card.

23. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

24. For my Audi, your Dior and our children's Oreo. Work hard! Fight!

25. What's wrong with having a husband and a goalkeeper score goals together?

26. Life is like a play, it all depends on acting; Life is too short to be sexy.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

28. If you don't push yourself, you won't know how good you are.

29. Peace of mind is natural, and success is natural.

30. People are like rolls of paper. If it's okay, tear it as little as possible.

3 1. There is little truth in the world, it depends on whether you can do it.

32. Showing off your wealth is like a proud peacock. You want to show off your gorgeous appearance, but your ass is seen.

33. It's not necessarily the enemy who shits on your head, but also your neighbor upstairs.

34. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

36. Hatred sometimes abuses the power of love.

37. Someone asked me: Who will run your life? -Fuck!

38. In fact, you don't have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

39. Even for wild animals, outstanding appearance is very important.

40. Temper is like farting. Come out if you have it, or you will suffocate your body.

4 1. If fate grabs your throat, grab his armpit.

42. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P!

43. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

44. I want to be an angry bird and hit those pigs!

If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.

46. Life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you get is a fart.

47. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

48. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

49. We are only one train ticket away from heaven.

50. Unconsciously, I suddenly have a feeling that I can't love, not love. Walking into a person's world, crying, thinking, loving, laughing and telling, you always look at it without saying a word. Because of you, I long for it. But I heard disappointment from those words, so I convinced myself to get used to being alone and walk silently. It's not that I don't want to love, but that I won't love. Because I am afraid of hurting others, and I am also afraid of being hurt. Sadness log

5 1. A person is like a kite. No matter how high he flies, a woman always has a thread in her hand. Smart women always know how to keep a proper distance, drag it far and loosen it tightly; Stupid men always want to get rid of the heel line, and the final result is to fly farther and farther, until one day they are covered with phosphorus injuries and can no longer fly, and no one cares.

52. Friends are mutual telepathy and tacit understanding. A gesture, a smile, a word and deed, even a look, an action, a back, a look back, your friends will understand, and they don't need to explain to each other, say anything, or make public, so they will be soul mates. It is the gentlest, most comfortable, most carefree and most beautiful artistic conception.

53. True happiness is earned bit by bit and accumulated day by day. Don't hurt the person who likes you, and don't let the person you like get hurt. Maturity depends not on how old you are, but on how much responsibility your shoulders can provoke. If you like someone, you must be careful, treat each other sincerely, communicate sincerely and be persistent. Don't care too much about gains and losses, but learn to tolerate each other's shortcomings and mistakes with a tolerant heart.

54. You have reason to pretend with me, and I will hurt you. Stand in your corner and pretend to be a passerby! There is a self-defense, so I don't care. Happiness is for you, and loneliness is for myself. A woman who is afraid of cold must have a cold heart. The name of true love is freedom. A man's carelessness is a woman's sorrow. We agreed to just hold hands, but accidentally took his heart away. The world is not dirty, how can it be sad? Women's tears, men's sins.

55. I like the faint sadness in rainy days. Only in this atmosphere can I completely relax, just like on the awake surface of a radiator, my hard body becomes soft bit by bit, my hidden desires ferment bit by bit, penetrate any obstacles in front of me, be scattered into thousands of light particles, and see everything I want to see.