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Money is like water, nothing will die of thirst, but too much will drown.
Money is like water. No one will die of thirst, but more people will drown.
3, love a person from the heart, or a heartless sentence.
4, silent and quiet, hiding behind, how unforgettable, the road I have traveled.
I thought you would become a hobby, too.
6. People who are full of content have already tasted all the poisons in their hearts and walked through Qian Shan.
7. The more familiar friends are, the ruder the conversation is; The more familiar a friend is, the more obscene his behavior is.
8. In addition to parents, only your own shadow will not give up on you.
9. Don't be a hedgehog. If you don't make enemies with others, you won't make enemies with anyone for life. Some things don't need to be remembered.
10, people all over the world have left you, I will be by your side, and we will run wild in hell together.
1 1. Youth is like toilet paper. It's not enough just to look.
12. Every time I take an exam, the teacher says that I want to put myself on the podium with something unrelated to the exam.
13, I'm not thinking about you, I'm thinking about myself.
14, that person is trying to come to you.
15, these days, the toilet has become a leisure area for students.
16, I have thought so much, planned so much, and hoped so much. I can't be afraid to go just because no one is with me.
17, where did you get the courage to steal? Rob? Fight? Sorry, I don't need it.
18, people get old instantly.
19, men and women are different, men always submit to humiliation, women always find friends to complain!
20. There is a learning heart in the air, but it breeds a life of failing a subject. There is a heart to lose weight, but it breeds a life of eating goods.
2 1, may not be a long-term love, but it will definitely meet people's hearts.
I love you for no purpose. Just love you.
23. Grow towards the sun, be a warm person, be modest and live a clean life.
24. Looking at the advertisement, a TV series suddenly appeared! !
Money is like water. Without it, it will die of thirst. If it is too much, it will drown.
1, the brightest star in the night sky *
2. If love needs to be expressed in words, how can dumb people love each other?
3. Are initiative people too humble to be cherished?
If you are so afraid of tomorrow, how can you live today?
5. [He is my dream, how do you understand]
6. The reason for hitting him turned out to be that he could insult us, but not the art of picking up girls.
7.money is like water. No one will die of thirst, but more people will drown.
8. I'm covered in blood, and you have nothing to kill.
9. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. So don't regret.
10, even if I like it, I never want to bother you. You need not panic.
1 1, the world is so cold that I have to pretend to be a hedgehog-
12, ladies can't eat as food, and babies should be true to themselves.
13. When I love you, you are everything to me. When I don't love you, you are not even an onion.
14, I'm sorry for betraying how much I love you.
15, I'm from cool thin, and I won't betray your trust. I will only deliberately ignore your trust.
16, [You said how disappointed you have to be to give up someone you care about before you are willing to leave]
17, time is running, sadness is still in place; Love is reduced, but I miss you more.
18, time will precipitate the truest emotion. Wind and rain will test the warmest companionship.
19, a person may live well.
20. [Children who turn on music every time they surf the Internet are lonely]
If I am crazy, you will drown.
1. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.
If you have a girl you like, don't make other girls laugh. One will be jealous and the other will be moved.
Senior three gave me the feeling that the teacher took us to swim in the sea of questions, and as a result, the teacher went ashore and the students drowned.
4. You are the rain. It has only been here for a while, but it has moistened countless bright days in the future.
Sometimes when he looks at you and doesn't talk, you know that he doesn't love you anymore. Strangely, it is always difficult to find that he loves someone, but it is clear when he doesn't love you.
6. The saddest thing is that my faith has brought you hypocrisy.
7. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does!
8. The person who really likes you will go out looking for you even if you throw him into that group of girls.
9. Feelings are not wishful thinking. You don't talk, why should I talk more?
10. I called a special car this morning, and the driver chatted with me about his outlook on life. He said: I have a house, a car, my own career, and how free I am to be my own boss. No one can influence him except the heavenly king Lao Zi. I said, turn left on the road ahead. He said, all right.
1 1. Don't ask me who I am. Remember, I am cold.
12. If I am crazy, you will drown.
13. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.
14. Long-lost names appear among visitors, and it's hard to tell whether they are surprises or heartache.
15. How wonderful the secret love in middle school is, the chance encounter behind the window, the secretly folded paper heart, the card under the book, and the joy of being occasionally noticed. Over time, you may not remember how difficult the test paper was, but you will remember how warm the wind was that day.
16. There are always some people who will fade out of your life. You should learn to accept, not miss.
17. If you are not sincere to me, why should I be infatuated? The most personalized speech
18. People who cling to you may not really love you. The kind of person who silently lets you go must have deep feelings that you can't understand.
19. A class teacher's casual seat change can change many people's lives. ()
20. What did I do to make you sad? I should do something to make you remember me. Thinking of you is the saddest thing you have ever done.
2 1. You filled my whole past, but you will never be in my future.
I warn you not to giggle at me when I am angry. If you laugh, I will laugh with you, which makes me lose face.
23. The most unforgettable person and the person who wants to forget most are always the same person.
24. With enough time, no matter how strong the tea is, the strings will be broken, and even you and I will be scattered.
25. What is the school sports meeting? That is, women sunbathe their legs, men sunbathe their muscles, local tyrants sunbathe their wallets, couples sunbathe their love, and I sunbathe.
26. I never came when you were at the peak, and I didn't turn away when you were at the bottom.
27. Don't be too kind, generous and capable. After a long time, people will think that everything you do is right.
Finally, even a gentle greeting seems to disturb.
29. After military training, you are no longer single dog. What is that? This is a military dog.
30. I have lived in a city for a long time, but I will come back if I want to leave. I am tired of listening to songs and will download them back after a long time. People who have been separated for a long time can't tell when they meet again suddenly. Anything is possible, but they can't go back.
3 1. I wish I could hug you, but there are mountains and rivers in time, and there is a sea between you and me.
32. Your words can warm my heart and sting my heart.
33. I don't know what retention means. I only know that the person who loves me will not leave, because he knows that I will be sad.
34. If others like you, I can get it back. If you like others, I can only let go.
35. We are all nearsighted and ignore our true feelings. We are all farsighted and blur our recent happiness.
36. What kind of experience is myopia? The whole world is a mosaic.
You promised me three fireworks, and now there is only one life left.
38. I think the deepest love is to be live high like you after separation.
39. A person will make the same mistake twice. Sometimes, it is actually a choice.
40. Why are you getting cold now? Because it's too easy to get hurt. Why is teasing easy to get hurt? Because you always laugh, they think it doesn't matter how much they hurt you.
4 1. May you hold up an umbrella like a bouquet of roses in the eyes of your beloved.
42. You are always easily scolded and cried by your parents, but you never give up at school.
43. Hello, scum! Xueba is good! Students have worked hard! At the bottom of school!
44. I tried my best to make you laugh, but I lost to someone who made you cry.
45. A couple were playing in the park when they happened to find an old man with disheveled clothes behind them. The girl took her boyfriend and said, let's go. There are beggars behind, and the old man won't stop. The girl thought, Oh, my God! It was difficult, so I stopped and said coldly to the old man: no money! The old man smiled. I know you have no money. I took your wallet.
46. Life is always tiring. I'm not tired now, but I'll be more tired later.
47. Maturity is not that you can enlighten others with many reasons, but that you can convince yourself to understand the people and things around you.
48. Don't drink when you are in a bad mood, and don't look back when you leave.
49. When someone says that you have changed, don't panic, it's only because you no longer live in their way.
50. I don't have a spare tire, and I don't play ambiguous. I gave you all my warmth and tolerance, lewdness and antics, tears and smiles, good temper and childishness.
Desire is like water, if it is appropriate, it will overflow if it is too much.
1, one more struggle today, one more laugh tomorrow.
2. The strength developed by a believer is greater than that of 99 people who are only interested. Endurance is superior to brainpower.
3. Ordinary people are influenced by the environment, and successful people adjust their nerve chains.
4. Insisting on the great cause requires an unswerving spirit. -Voltaire
5, there are more people in contact, and I don't know what kind of person to be. . . . .
6. Desire is like water. If appropriate, it will flood.
7. Give yourself an excuse not to love you.
8. Life is eight words, with joy, sorrow, sorrow and worry. Of the eight words, happiness and happiness only account for two. Just look at them.
9. Whether it is a friend or a lover, when I say "forget it", it actually contains too much disappointment.
10, no one needs to lose, and the life that suits them is the best life.
1 1. If you don't start solving the problems in life, you will never solve them.
Great hopes make great people (Britain)
13, poverty, white and simple life, it is where we revolutionaries can overcome many difficulties!
14. The only thing that hasn't changed in this world is that everyone is changing.
15, look at the world flatly and write life down-to-earth.
16, good coffee should be tasted with friends, and good opportunities should be shared with friends.
17, I believe that the power of time can dilute many things.
18. Falling down is an opportunity that God gives you to stand up again.
19, do a good deed and have peace of mind; If you do a bad thing, you will feel ashamed.
20. Where there are many weeds, there are few crops; Where there is more empty talk, there is less wisdom.
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