Classic humorous sentences

1, you are the author of your own life, why did you write the script badly?

2. Every choice in life is like a gamble. The difference between winning and losing lies in the size of the bet. If you choose, there is no chance to go back on your word.

3. the legal person of heaven, the law is natural.

Tomorrow is a rare day off, but I know I spent another boring twenty-four hours alone in my room, because I didn't have you, dear. Do you know I miss you?

5, don't talk, no one knows what you want; If you don't do it, any idea will only wander in your mind; If you don't take a step, you will never find the way forward.

6. In real life, we can't control our experiences, but we can control our mentality; We cannot change others, but we can change ourselves. Your mind is your master.

I'm not used to using the toilet for the first time. To tell the truth, it's a little high. I can't finish it.

8. God saw you thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

9. cheers! Cheers (next!

10, if you can be friends, don't suddenly find this sentence true around the object.

1 1, Spring Festival travel rush is a sea of people. Pay attention to money and don't get too close to strangers. Old people and children should pay more attention to the Spring Festival and be happy. Safety comes first. Wish you all the best!

12, would you like to play a dream wedding with me?

13, don't always say that the mud on the wall can't be turned over, because even if you are concrete and no one turns it over with you, you still have to lie on the ground and someone turns it over. No matter how bad the mud is, you will still stick something on the wall.

14, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

15. My mother often tells me to stop studying and come out to make money. Is this not a joke? Do you understand what I mean?