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Boys who love to work are not happy at all.
I believe that being a little girl will be happy.
Being a little girl will be painful, will not easily wronged their own hearts, and will not compromise and yield by sticking to their own principles and bottom line.
Girls who do a little know that a happy life is not waiting, but a real happy life is picked out.
Lipstick, essence, mask, clothes and high heels can not only make a girl stay young forever, but also make a girl work satisfactorily, making it easier for a girl to meet a boy who earns more money, is considerate, has good taste and has a far-reaching pattern.
Girls are happy when they do it. Can boys do it?
Ming Xiu is one of my better friends. On several occasions, if you have money, you don't pay the rent, and the landlord doesn't return the rent reminder information. I just want to see if the landlord can bear me. Every time he deliberately defaulted, the landlord piled everything in his room at the door. Later, the landlord changed the lock directly, and then the landlord unilaterally canceled the contract and drove him out.
The day I was driven away, I happened to meet the strongest rainstorm in Beijing's history, which flooded Guangqumen into a lake. Ming Xiu became penniless after the rain, and went to work the next day wearing wet trouser legs, but his trousers faded, his crotch was dripping with red water, and his shoes were soaked in leather.
Since it rained, there has been no cheap rent in Beijing, and the prices of houses in the circle have increased. Back to the old landlord, the original tenant did not raise the price according to the contract and paid the rent on time every month.
Ming Xiu didn't know what to do. Only that time, he was much more honest. A boy who knows a little may not be happy, but it is really hard.
02
Before the rent storm, Ming Xiu was also embarrassed.
At first, Ming Xiu was assigned to work in a branch in Beijing. He has a partner, nicknamed Jing Wong "Daniel Wu". Apart from his white face, his working ability is really poor. The basic operations of ppt, excel and word are very difficult. Making a table is like drawing a cartoon, and writing a summary is all words. I work with Ming Xiu every day.
For example, "I'll check" and "you follow", the other party did not move, and sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.
Because my home is Wangjing, a Beijing hukou, a local, and there are three suites at home. Every time Ming Xiu loses his temper with him, the other party will use it against him.
Ming Xiu learned from Andy in The Shawshank Redemption. In order to repair the library, he wrote a letter to the senator. Ming Xiu wrote an e-mail to the head office to see if he could transfer himself to another place.
After writing for a month, the headquarters replied. Ming Xiu didn't transfer, but changed a partner. After the substitution, Ming Xiu regretted that his partner was a "great god".
Headquarters, are you kidding?
My partner watched Naruto at work, talking about the magic of separation, trying to inherit the will of fire. The most amazing thing about his partner is that he likes to practice ninja and seal in the bathroom at work.
Ming Xiu once met him and asked him: Are you mobilizing the wild power in your body?
The partner looked contemptuously and replied impatiently, You know the hammer. When I master chakra in my body, I will chop you to death!
Therefore, Ming Xiu still works two jobs alone. The first partner is ok, normal communication is ok, and occasionally sharing the pressure is ok. The second partner is here to fix life and death, and ordinary people can't understand the inside? Peace.
03
Let's talk about Ming Xiu who is still studying.
I took the college entrance examination twice. For Ming Xiu, who just stepped on a line for the first time, but always aimed at 985 and 2 1 1, it was unacceptable. He thought he was really the seed of TOP 10 in China, so he repeated for another year, and the next year he missed a line.
Usually, the exam is top-notch, as long as you encounter the big exam, you will lose, and your ability to take the exam is very poor. After staying in my room for half a month, I figured it out and went to one of the two best colleges.
In the third year of high school, Ming Xiu set himself another goal, and entered Fudan University for postgraduate study.
Did not pass the exam.
However, Ming Xiu's financial major is really good, ranking first in the hospital. Moreover, his college, with a major of 10, failed the postgraduate exam, and China Bank extended an olive branch to him.
Ming Xiu refused. Ming Xiu, who is unemployed, rented a cheap house near the school to prepare for the second year of postgraduate study.
In the end, God played too many jokes and didn't go in.
This time, it's strange. The enrollment of finance major was full, so Ming Xiu didn't want to transfer to the archaeology major of Fudan University and missed it again.
Originally, Ming Xiu wanted to be a graduate student for the third time. As a result, the family called and said: If you are stubborn again, you will break off the relationship.
Ming Xiu is also disheartened about graduate students, and he also realizes that he can't kill time and youth in the sea of stars.
Since then, Ming Xiu has embarked on the long March to find a job. Because I am not a fresh graduate, lack of work experience and have been divorced from society for a long time, I have never found a satisfactory job. It's nothing more than a small temple or a lack of incense.
Even the enthusiasm for finding a job is gone. Ming Xiu once suspected that her life was as rough as Sister Xianglin's. How can he not take a nap and keep clinging to "I" and not be blind?
See, boys are so hard that they can't even look down on God.
04
The time spent in this big city coincided with the death of Ming Xiu's grandfather.
When I was ready to go back to pay my respects, I stepped on the threshold and was told that my grandfather had already been buried, and I didn't even say a word when I left.
At that moment, Ming Xiu felt that he was really a turtle bastard, or the kind cooked in a pot.
At first, Ming Xiu was allowed to toss and turn, which was supported by my grandfather. He also blushed with Ming Xiu's father, and he put his foot on Ming Xiu's father's resistance. Even when Grandpa left, he told his family not to ask Ming Xiu, who was looking for a job outside, to go home. He would be distracted, saying that he could feel Ming Xiu's filial piety, and his neck tilted and he died.
After grandpa left, Ming Xiu went to a big city to look for a job with the greatest regret in his life. He no longer cares about the postgraduate entrance examination. With the recruitment information provided by his classmates and comprehensive preparation, he entered this multinational company today, working very flexibly and determined to "stay?" Hungry? Stay? Stupid.
I often work overtime until after midnight, and I don't say anything when I am hungry. Every time I go home late at night and walk in the streets of Beijing, my mood suddenly becomes clear: I used to be stupid and didn't do well.
He found that girls do this because girls live and die all their lives, boys owe a lot to girls, and girls don't want to wronged themselves.
And there are too many boys. There are no girls who suffer for no reason. The background color of poverty is poverty, not white face.
I didn't understand until I finished my work. The purpose of graduate school is to find a good job, but after a good job, there are countless good jobs waiting for me. Why don't you get to know yourself?
At the end of the movie "The Smell of Women", there is a sentence that goes like this:
Now at the crossroads of life, I know which way is right, without exception, but I never take it. Do you know why? Because it's so fucking bitter.
Ming Xiu worked, examined and skinned him. This time, God opened his eyes and was admitted to Fudan University as a graduate student majoring in finance, but he was not happy at all.
On the day of receiving the notice, Ming Xiu went to grandpa's grave, put a wick on it, knocked three times and drank a big bowl of wine.
He said: on the way to everything, there are always people waving to me. Looking closer, it turned out to be another fake action. I'm used to it, and I know a little bit about it.
End.
Text/Lei Lei
In fact, I am serious about writing articles, and others may just be interested.
I hope you can have a good weather in your city and a good mood in your corner. (The article only represents the author's own point of view, and everything he saw, heard and thought was completed by writing. )
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