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Who has the words of the northeast god carving?

Woman: Hey.

Before hitting the drum platform,

All the guests are here today,

There are students and teachers,

Tellers and nurses,

There are leaders and members,

Some people are old, some people are young,

There are women and men,

After dinner and tipping,

Drink water, smoke,

Come to the theater,

It's nothing to rest today,

Everybody, let's enlarge the basket, ahem, ahem, hehe. ......

Man: I said, man, cough, cough,

We won't mention the rest,

Speaking of big baskets, we may be ahead,

In the river, on the ground, on the earth,

Sweet, sweet, sour,

Light, light and salty,

Nothing can stop us from coughing, coughing, coughing. ......

Woman: As far as I'm concerned, the two of us will dress up as fairies.

One, move that guy,

We,

Woman: Right or wrong,

Fake, fake, really,

Woman: Take part in accidental amusement,

M: comparison and sampling,

W: Let's sing the word "God" in tune, ahem, ahem, hehe. ......

Man: At sunset in the western hills,

It was dark at sunset in the western hills.

Every household is closed,

The traffic on the main road stopped,

The path is broken, making it difficult for pedestrians to walk.

The old magpie ran under the tree,

Brother Pug, the sparrow, ran under the eaves.

Nine out of ten households were locked,

Only one door was open,

Whip and drum, invite the fairy, cough, cough, cough. ......

Hey,

Down-to-earth, hold your head high,

Wearing a robe and a whip,

Take a walk in the old gentleman's furnace,

Golden wings spread out, silver wings bounce back,

Golden wings can run thousands of miles,

Blade can run thousands of times. ......

Hey,

To help the soldiers, I stood on the rafters and leaned my head against the house.

Drum in left hand, whip in right hand, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

Pick up the king Wen drum in your left hand,

Pick up Erlang whip in your right hand,

King Wen Drum is not called King Wen Drum,

Whips are not called whips,

Drumming first, then whipping,

Let's talk about drums first.

The carpenter chose willow,

Thumb, cut, plane round,

There are eight ropes tied to the bottom,

Tie it to a noisy sea gold ring,

Tie it inside,

The Gankangen earthquake broke away from Kundui,

Eight strings, good, good, good, good,

Besides, this little drum whip is one foot three,

Colorful ribbons pull the bottom,

There is a bend in the waist,

Lift it up, keep it sharp,

As soon as his hands closed,

A little bumpy,

Call three times,

Top three, last four, left five, right sixty-eight,

Liangshan heroes are 108 generals,

* * * Hit a hundred singles and eight lashes, and then ah, ah, ah, ah. ......

Hey,

Scream, man,

I don't want you to panic and I don't want you to be busy.

I'm scared and tired,

As the saying goes, it is safe for an old cow to pull a cart.

There are musk deer coming naturally,

No need for strong winds,

I just moved to Laoxian and went down the mountain. ......

M: Sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher.

Millet blooms and bends,

Eggplant blossoms and bows its head,

The corn is full of hair,

Old fairy, she is mysterious,

It seems to be here, ah ah ah ah. ......

Hey,

You shouldn't invite foxes and yellow people,

Three pythons, four long ones,

Five judges, six kings of hell,

Li Hechen took the lead in coming to Datang. ......

Fairchild,

I don't know if fairchild has been here,

If I had known,

Meet after seven miles and eight miles,

Jiuli received Changsha store,

Ten miles from Shating,

Changsha xiema store,

Have a rest at Shating. Cough, cough, cough. ......

Woman: Fairchild, I use my eyes.

A small stool is two feet eight,

On the tiger skin board,

Elf boy, I'll have a good rest here. Ah, cough, cough, yo ......

Fairchild,

If you want to come,

Be quiet, be quiet,

Don't shout, don't shout,

You want to come. I know,

Never lose your temper,

It's okay to lose your temper,

Help soldier, my legs and feet are not authentic. ......

Scream, man,

Drum to drum, gong to gong,

A new wife depends on her in-laws,

The moon clings to the alsophila spinulosa tree,

Cowherd and Weaver Girl are near Tianhe,

Brown visited his mother, North and South.

Needless to say,

You come up with me, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. ......

Fairchild,

If you want to do it together, I'll accept it,

You listen to the soldiers,

Wild geese fly from the south to the north,

People leave their names, geese leave their voices,

People know Zhang San and Li Si by leaving their names.

Wild geese don't know spring, summer, autumn and winter,

If I had known that fairchild didn't talk much,

At least you have to sign up. ......

Hey,

Shouyangshan Drum Tower is high,

Many scattered fairy cats,

Hu Da stare blankly for a moment the gold standard,

Wu Linghao, the golden snake fairy, ahem, ahem, hehe, hehe. ......

Fairchild,

On both sides of Hua Kai Road in Ma Lian,

Gourd blooms all kinds of flowers,

If I had known you were here, fairchild,

Fairchild and I talked a lot, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

Elf boy,

Will live in the city, will live in the country,

Will live in Shenyang and Liaoyang,

There is also a lying cow village in Shenyang, cough, cough,

Badao Street Cover in Shenyang,

Four roads are coming, four roads are winding,

I don't know which street you put your card on, fairchild.

Give me a tuba quickly. Ah, ah, ah, ah ......

Hey,

Invite my family to my home,

Not anonymous,

My family lives in Longyang River in Tokyo.

There is a road in Chaoyang cave, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. ......

Fairchild,

Will live in the mountains, will live in the river,

Listen to the name of this river, ah, ah, ah, ah,

Liaoning Province has Liaohe River,

East Liao River and West Liao River,

There is also a prince river,

There is an Yitong River and a Yinma River in Jilin.

There is a Erdao River in Changchun.

There is also a Mangniu River at the root of Datun. ......

Woman (white): Are there so many rivers? ......

Man: Don't talk about mountains and rivers.

Listen to my mountain name,

Shuangyashan has Mishan,

There are Xingshan and Maoshan,

Aunt Xu lives in Nitou Mountain.

This mountain sculpture is located on Tiger Mountain.

The highest mountain in the world is the Himalayas, ah, ah, ah, ah,

Pave a haystack and climb a grassy mountain.

Tree stems and stems, valley mountains,

Malaysia is swinging leisurely on the mountain,

I don't know which mountain you are refining elixir, fairy boy. Ah, cough, cough, yo. ......

Woman: Hey. ......

One does not have the same name, and the other does not change its name.

For generations, I've been drinking beer,

If you ask me which one I am,

I'm He Tiantong,

Take the lead and walk down the mountain, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. ......

Ask fairchild,

I don't know if fairchild has been here,

If you know that 7 miles and 8 miles intersect,

Jiuli took the horse and abandoned the wall.

Fireworks, cannons, lights,

Kick your feet in the air,

Bang, bang, bang

The heel is ten rings and one pound, cough, cough, yo. ......

Hey,

Shout, man, hold on,

The narrower the house, the more owners there are.

The house is small and crowded,

It's amazing to bump into it,

It's easy to knock down a gentleman,

Knocking on the little man's tongue,

What I'm afraid of is that he says we can't help it. ......

Fairchild,

You want to come. Don't panic,

The old cow should pull the cart steadily,

Zhang Fei cheated the horse, and you sat in the middle, ahem, ahem,

Raise the drum twice and ask questions about your hometown.

The old fairy family will live in the city and in the mountains.

Will live in Qingdao and Dalian,

Take a trip to southern Sichuan,

Rushed into Huangshan alone,

Xiaoshijingzi Xinghua Mountain,

Dashijingzi Snake Mountain,

I don't know where you put yourself, fairchild. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. ......

Woman: Hey. ......

I said, King Wen's drum is in his hand,

With a big whip in his left hand,

South, you go south,

There is a Baka Mountain in the South China Sea.

Fairy boy, I read the Bible in the ancient cave.

I feel that my eyes are not very safe.

I know that my disciples invited me by burning incense.

I hurried down the mountain. Okay, okay, okay, okay. ......

Fairchild,

You always go down the mountain today,

A patient was lying in the middle of the kang.

Nan can't be cured by asking a doctor.

Eating herbs in the north is not light,

Everything is out of thin air,

I invited the fairy,

Check the condition, cough. ......

Woman: I found a gossip line for you.

Yin-yang gossip is out of balance,

Men are mainly angry,

Women take blood as the fundamental balance,

I asked you how old the patient was,

I'll give you one,

Is it emphysema or hyperostosis,

Sepsis and tapeworms,

Or nervous paralysis, stroke, ah, ah, ah. ......

Fairchild,

The drums kept beating,

I talked to fairchild,

There are instructions on the horse,

Dismantling is regular,

It will be delicious, it will be delicious,

Eat, drink and say to me,

You tell the soldiers, you tell the soldiers,

Help the soldiers, and I will be by your side. Ah, cough, cough, yo. ......

Woman: Delicious and delicious.

Red fermented polished rice is ready for me,

Red-brewed polished rice is used a lot. ......

Fairchild,

It's not hard to drink,

Listen to me, tell me the name of the wine,

Look down, look up,

Sixty degrees of soju is in front of you,

Drink slowly, work slowly,

Ten soldiers and nine gluttons,

Give me the rest of the wine. Go on, cough, cough, cough. ......

Woman: Soju with yellow wine.

What else do you want to report? ......

Man: The old fairy family doesn't want to hear it.

Listen to me, report soju,

East road wine and west road wine,

Zhuangyuanhong laobaigan,

Burning yellow wine before opening the altar,

Orange juice, sherbet,

Treat cough and vomiting,

If you want to drink beer and put it in a box,

We can drink whatever we want,

Shaoxing wine tastes fresh,

If you want to drink, I'll leave,

Fairchild is really addicted to alcohol,

Besides,

Du Kang made a can of wine,

If you want to drink, I'll leave,

Drunk you for seven or eight years,

When Du Kang was making wine, I thought Liu Ling was drunk.

Liu Ling was drunk for three years,

Liu Ling was drunk,

Be the drunken fairy above, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. ......

Woman (white): I want to eat dried vegetables. ......

Fairchild,

It is not difficult to eat dried vegetables.

Listen to my report on dried vegetables,

Keywords auricularia auricula, green celery,

Camel, chicken, paws, deer liver,

Pheasant-necked monkey leg,

Keywords walnuts, oranges, fresh dried apricots,

Beef and mutton are not good either,

The roe deer meat is very fresh.

Taking a bite is like traveling west by a cloud. Oh, my God, ah, ah, ah. ......

Woman (white): I want to eat a big meal. ......

Fairchild,

It's not difficult to eat big dishes.

Listen to my report, big food,

There was a chef, Liu Laosan,

Pick up the tip of the cow's ear,

Cut the pig's head in half,

Fix the ring before cutting the neck,

Houqiuzi's ass is egg,

Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop,

Delicious and beautiful,

It was so hot that the fairy boy was sweating all over.

I was so greedy that I swallowed, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. ......

Woman: Drink it and eat it.

There is something in my stomach that is not dry.

I don't eat rice until it is dry.

You sign up for all kinds of names. ......

Fairchild,

It's not difficult to eat noodles.

Listen, I'll give the name of the cake first,

There are silk cakes and sugar cakes.

Gluten cakes and oil cakes are wrapped in pies.

There are also bald cakes and crescent cakes.

Ten kinds of cakes in Manchuria,

There are moon cakes on August 15th.

Eat spring cakes in February and March,

There was a chef, Liu Laosan,

He will brand me, I will flip,

Once you go to heaven,

The queen mother took a bite,

Bite off more than half in one bite,

Jiro Yang Jian missed,

Drive eight times with a god dog,

You said it wasn't unfair,

Take a bite, old fairy. You said you couldn't ease your desire. Ah, cough, cough, yo. ......

Woman (white): I want to eat noodles. ......

M: It's more difficult to eat noodles.

Listen to my name,

There is a buddy Wang Laosi,

White-faced race rolling snowflakes,

Take a knife, everything, a thread,

Go down to the pot and stroll around,

Picking lotus petals in the evening,

There are more discerning soldiers.

I hold purple garlic in my hand,

I tore off seven or eight petals,

It was smashed to pieces,

Mix garlic and noodles,

When the old fairy sweats,

There are more discerning soldiers.

Reaching for the goose feather fan,

I gave the old fairy a fan of sweat, cough, cough, cough. ......

Woman (white): I want to eat steamed buns. ......

Man: I want to eat a bag and wrap it for you.

Pork is wrapped in horse meat,

Dog meat wrapped in beef,

You said the steamed stuffed bun was incomplete. Ah, cough, cough, yo. ......

Hey,

The food smells good, and the food smells good,

I still need soup after supper. ......

Fairchild,

If you want soup, listen to the soldiers talking about soup.

Golden silk soup and silver silk soup,

A sparerib soup,

Pork slice soup, performance soup,

And a mushroom soup,

Plus the material is particularly fragrant,

You said the soup was out of proportion. Cough, cough, cough. ......

W: The rice is sweet, and so is the food.

Bring the tea after eating. ......

M: It's not difficult to drink tea.

Listen to my tea name,

Nanshan tea and Beishan tea,

Longjing jade powder and fragrant tablets,

The Yangtze River is full of water,

Mengshan tea tip,

Take a sip to keep out the wind and cold,

Fairy, you don't have to spend spare money to cough and cough and so on. ......

Hey,

Where do you want to smoke after tea?

Name all kinds of cigarettes quickly. ......

M: It's not difficult to smoke.

Listen to me, tell me the name of the cigarette,

Dongshan smoke and Xishan smoke,

Smoke a lot, smoke a little,

Keywords wicker cigarette, sliced cigarette,

Hybrid orchid net seed tobacco,

The queen mother is critical of us,

The nine-day fairy pinched the tip of her nose,

Mortals learn to be tired,

The old fairy smoked a cigarette and offered Dan.

Red, red, blue, blue,

I vomited a mouthful of gray smoke,

It's like traveling west by cloud, cough, cough,

Elf boy,

I don't think dry cigarettes are spicy at all.

Listen to me report cigarettes,

Big ginseng cigarette and two ginseng cigarettes,

Dazhong jiuheng tobacco,

Phoenix tobacco is produced in Shanghai,

Good friend cigarettes produced in Hong Kong,

Double happiness hongta mountain,

Camellia sinensis and red peony,

And Dihua cigarettes, Jinhua cigarettes,

Five golden flowers and beautiful cigarettes,

These cigarettes are very weak,

Made in Changchun,

It's dark, autumn, purple, throwing cigars, coughing, coughing,

The old man smoked this cigarette,

If you don't bend down,

The old lady smoked this cigarette,

Health and longevity for a hundred years,

The farmer smoked this cigarette,

Grains pile up into mountains,

The worker smoked this cigarette,

There are more bonuses every month,

Students should not smoke this kind of cigarettes,

If he is admitted to a university, Baba will be admitted to a secondary school.

And a cigar,

Take a sip of cigarette blue,

Drive away wind and cold,

Toe covers are very comfortable. Come on, cough, cough,

Elf boy,

Drums and gongs,

Beating gongs and drums to invite Buddha,

I am a girl.

Don't forget something when you are full.

I am a girl.

Still lying on the kang, coughing, coughing,

Elf boy,

Ask, touch,

Why don't you break the sky for girls? Ah, cough, cough, yo. ......

Hey,

Call for help, you know,

Tell me the girl's birthday. ......

Fairchild,

The girl's age is 28 years old plus 17 years old.

Born on the fifteenth day of the first month,

Please check her condition as soon as possible. Cough, cough, cough. ......

Hey,

Call the owner for an audition,

Your girl ran away,

It's inappropriate to run around,

Talking about Reagan all day,

There is hardly a word, ah, ah, ah,

French, French, speaking of which,

The old fairy rode back to the top of the mountain, ahem, ahem,

(White) I'm leaving. ......

Fairchild,

If you want to come, I will stop you,

One hand pulls the horse's chewing ring,

I haven't finished the big thing before class,

You shouldn't beat the horse back to the mountain. ......

Hey,

Drums are everywhere,

There's something in here,

Big things should be said to be small things,

Little things to say,

Who cares who cares,

Whoever takes responsibility must take responsibility,

Who takes advantage and who loses,

Yang is an informer,

The third thief's house in kowloon cup,

There is a brave Zhang Fei in the Three Kingdoms.

While yangqiao is demonstrating its power,

Drink three times, and Cao Bing will retreat.

This is Zhang Fei pulling the horse's head once. Ah, ah, ah, ah ......

Fairchild,

I won't stop you from leaving this time,

Spread the horse's chewing ring with one hand,

People's souls are tied to people,

The horse's soul is buckled in front of the horse,

People are really full,

Ma Dezhen's soul can have fun. Okay, okay, okay, okay,

Elf boy,

I'm here to help you make three drums,

Use a drum fan when you leave,

If you want to fan, you have to fan.

Slap you for 800 years,

Don't blame us, ah, ah, ah, ah. ......

Hey,

There is nothing to do today,

Man: Here's the big basket.

Female: press the stubble,

Man: To relieve boredom,

Woman: live happily,

In the future, we will,

M: If there is an opportunity,

W: The two of us will be angry with everyone in Doby again.

Delram, Delram,

Yahuhei, Yahuhei,

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

(End) ......