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Talk about the character of otaku.

1, Teacher Cang, let's see the otaku's reaction! A sea of people. The last company that invited Mr. Cang was that everyone knew the ending! Dong Qiang seems to have spent a lot of money this time.

2. Now these three otaku who have no car, no house and no sister paper have a new title: low-carbon brother.

3. Teacher Cang went to see the otaku's reaction! The last company that invited Mr. Cang was, you know the ending.

Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close my house, please don't call me an otaku, please call me Madame Curie.

5, teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and they always come to tears to comment B: Otaku should pay attention to private life.

6, don't be obsessed with my brother, my brother is just a low-key otaku, with a little sharpness!

7. When the otaku found that the sauce of instant noodles changed from solid to liquid, he knew it was summer.

8. Use your input method to play QG. Fruit powder plays with organs, diaosi plays with fitters, good citizens play with the whole country, Xiao Qingxin plays with weirdness, spoony people play with emotions, otaku plays with robbers, and Gao Fushuai definitely cuts cakes.

9. For otaku, the loss of enthusiasm for life is manifested in the lack of desire to open safari.

10 In retrospect, I have accomplished nothing in recent years. Can't study, can't find a job, graduate students don't review, civil servants don't review, play games every day, otaku, parents don't listen to a word. I'm going to heaven.

1 1, closed for four months, bought a set of watercolors, and needed some special pens. The main task is to get through the second construction, pay for a new computer, and punish me for riding on a frozen post. This is the plan of the otaku in the first half of next year. Is it simple and inexplicable? . .

12 I always thought that Issey Miyake was an inspirational film, a literary film or a documentary about the lives of three otaku, just like the combination of three idiots and the life of abandoned pine nuts. I didn't expect to be a brother with two rooms and one living room, a distant brother with the Belt and Road Initiative.

13, thanks to a girl killer, thanks to an otaku goddess.

14, how many beautiful women are pretentious and how many otaku are nasty,

15. Since all otaku call themselves Madame Curie, please call me Picasso otaku.

16, otaku, as long as there is a power failure, he will degenerate into a caveman.

17, having dinner with two Korean gentlemen, although he smells like hot pot, although he is not handsome at all, not long-legged Oba, but an otaku, who doesn't play games or like the Big Bang Theory, he is still very hi. If you want to go back to Korea, please be our tour guide next time. .

18, the otaku in the special house can only be described in one word: luxury house.

19, please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

20. People forced by this weather are otaku ~ ~

2 1, otaku lamented: women are beautiful and don't cook, they don't cook gently, they don't have opinions, they don't have feminine taste, they spend money indiscriminately, they don't spend money indiscriminately, they are not fashionable, they don't trust, they don't trust.

He doesn't want to be an otaku, but he wants to be an otaku/

23. The sadness of otaku: I occasionally make all IM invisible. Everyone doesn't talk, the cat doesn't reply, and Weibo doesn't talk, pretending that I have a colorful off-line life!

24, technical design otaku, this is my first impression of meanness. Now, in the words of the earthquake, it is already a winner in life. Design is generally emotional, but he is a rational design genius.

25. People say that my handsome back is a little diaosi, the sunny smile is a little obscene, and the sad expression is a little manly. I'm otaku x, and I speak for myself.

26. Be an otaku and sweat, but sometimes God just won't let you do it.

27. Who the hell thought of Tanabata? Let's commemorate the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. Be an otaku and a otaku at home alone! What an asshole!

28. Since all otaku call themselves Madame Curie, the otaku is called Picasso.

29. In May this year, 1, I didn't want to be an otaku. I want to go out for a walk, but I'm so nervous!

30, adolescence hits menopause-Mars hits the earth * Summer vacation at home, nothing more than a lot of otaku otaku girls, fighting with their parents from time to time/

3 1, my sister's declaration of making friends is: don't say * * *, don't smoke or drink. Otaku, come here, miss. No chance!

32. Otaku will never miss home.

33, look at the back, you are the total otaku goddess, look at the positive girls, you should lose weight.

34, otaku Zha someone understands (don't date, because you don't understand romance! There are no girls around, but I know girls too well.

Don't call me an otaku, please call me a gentleman.

36. I took the initiative to run around the campus for the first time this semester. The lacing is terrible, but I still want you to know that I ran away today and have been an otaku for too long.

37. Youth is gone forever. Have a nice trip. The Monkey King is fickle, so she is destined to be single; Otaku will never miss home.