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Taoqi egg composition

Everyone has written a composition in study, work and even life, so you must be familiar with all kinds of compositions. According to the characteristics of writing proposition, composition can be divided into propositional composition and non-propositional composition. Then the question comes, how to write an excellent composition? The following is the naughty composition I collected for you. Welcome to share.

Naughty egg composition 1 Once, we visited Mr. Wang's house. It is sunny outside, and a group of cicadas are singing. We want to catch cicadas outside, but Mr. Wang has long seen our idea and won't let us go out to catch cicadas. We have to pretend to sleep first.

Wang Zichen and I couldn't sleep no matter how we slept, but Feng Haoxuan fell asleep as soon as he closed his eyes. At first, Wang Zichen and I closed our eyes like Feng Haoxuan, but the sleepy man never came, and Wang Zichen and I couldn't sleep anyway. Although Wang Zichen and I tossed and turned, I still couldn't sleep. Later, Wang Zichen and I, and later, Wang Zichen and I launched a series of sabotage actions to keep Haoxuan awake. We jumped up and down on the ground and turned the earth upside down. Then I climbed into bed and watched the naive Haoxuan show his teeth as big as a rabbit. I think there are many beautiful voices in the world, such as the sound of running water, the sound of piano and the sound of birds singing. But have you ever heard the sound of knocking your teeth? So Wang Zichen and I smiled at each other, haha! The tragedy of Haoxuan begins! I sang while knocking on Haoxuan's teeth: Little teeth are fun. It's fun to tap your teeth. Wang Zichen saw me having a good time. He picked up the caterpillar as if I were calling. I dodged quickly, and I tried my best to fight him.

At this moment, my teacher appeared, and Wang Zichen and I were both creepy, stupefied and at a loss. Finally, Wang Zichen and I got back together.

In the afternoon, Haoxuan was depressed. I feel that I can fall asleep with my eyes closed. This is all my fault and Wang Zichen's fault.

Hello, my name is Chen Qiquan, and I am 10 years old this year. I am 1.3 meters tall, with a pair of small and exquisite eyes, a flat nose and a glib tongue at the moment.

Speaking of my naughty things, that's a lot. Three days and nights may not be enough. When I was 6 years old, my uncle kept a black and white one. When I saw it, I thought that people's eyes would be sour and red with cool oil. What happens when dogs are coated with cool oil? So, I picked up the cool oil and applied it to the dog's hair, but it didn't feel anything. Maybe the hair was too long, so I had an idea and repainted its eyes and face. But it didn't take long for the dog to bark and his eyes were red. Just like getting pink eye, I was shocked and said, "The dog has red eye." My uncle immediately followed me and took a look: "Ah! What did you draw the dog with? " I smiled and said, "This is it, cool oil." "Ah." Hearing this, my uncle flew into a rage "This thing can't play. How can you put it on the dog's eyes? Wait a minute. I'm giving you a lesson. My uncle wiped the dog's eyes at once. At this time, I was a little embarrassed, thinking that I would definitely not play cool oil in the future.

Everyone thinks I'm naughty, but don't be naughty like me.

Naughty egg composition 3 There is a naughty egg in our class named Zhang Luzhen. He is a short man with a round head. He always smiles.

Naughty incident

Every time after class, as soon as the teacher left, he began to be naughty. I saw him break the chalk into small pieces. When he saw someone under the podium, he picked up a piece of chalk and threw it at people. Whoever threw it was unlucky. I suffered greatly from it. Fortunately, this matter has been known by the teacher. The teacher said, "as long as he throws chalk again, he will be punished for cleaning for a week!" " "It's settled.

In fact, his naughty events are far more than these, so he was praised as one of the "six naughty kings" in his class.

Deception incident

Sometimes, you will find that your "return rate" is very high. Wherever you go, people will look behind you, and some even cover their mouths and smile. I didn't know until I asked. There was a small note at the back. When I tore it off, I saw that it said "I am a pig". Isn't this clearly Zhang Lu's handwriting? I flew into a rage and went to settle accounts with him angrily, but he made a face at me and then put oil on his feet-slipped away. I started chasing him, but I couldn't catch up. I have no choice but to sue the teacher. The teacher asked him to copy "I am a pig" one hundred times and show it publicly in class. Everyone burst into laughter. Haha, this revenge has been paid.

He used to scare everyone for a while, but now we are not afraid of him. As long as he is naughty, we will sue the teacher!

Although we have found a magic weapon to punish him, I still hope that he will realize his mistake as soon as possible and correct it himself.

Comments: the language is humorous, and the subtitles show the students' naughty, spoof and real characters!

Naughty Egg Composition 4 Among the four naughty eggs, naughty boy Ma Xiaotiao has three "iron buddies", they are: Hippo Zhang Da, Ape Mao Chao and Penguin Tang Fei. Zhang Da has a big mouth, so everyone calls him "Hippo Zhang Da". He adheres to the principle that "a gentleman will lose in a quarrel and win in a fight". Mao Chao is naive and smart as a monkey, but monkeys don't talk nonsense, while Mao Chao talks nonsense as much as nine out of ten baskets; Tang Fei has a belly like a penguin and walks like a penguin. He brought "steel balls" (actually Japanese candied beans) to school to eat. ...

I think all four of them naughty eggs have a small shortcoming. If only they had changed: Ma Xiaotiao is naughty, and Zhang Da would have changed "a word spoken by a gentleman is a lost cause" into a silence by a gentleman. Mao Chao talks too much nonsense, and Tang Fei must be greedy! I cann't believe I brought "steel balls"

These four naughty eggs keep the teacher busy as a bee. It's really hard to be their head teacher.

In fact, you don't have to look at a person's shortcomings. No matter how bad he is, he has advantages. No matter how good he is, he also has shortcomings. He is not perfect. You see, the four naughty eggs have their own unique skills, and later they all became "little heroes" ...

This book tells us that "no one is perfect, no one is perfect". In the future, we should not only look at his shortcomings, but also look at his advantages. It is best to explore his advantages, so that his shortcomings will be less and his advantages will naturally be more. Isn't this better?

Naughty egg composition 5 There is a naughty egg in my family, and that is my sister Xinxin.

My sister has small eyes. When she smiles, she can always bend into a crescent moon. Her little ears are so clever that she can always hear everything and her mouth can't stop.

One day, my sister played in the kitchen, and the kitchen became her world. She took out honey as a toy, ah! The whole floor was damaged and the bottle fell to the ground with a bang. Oh, what are you doing? My sister ran away willy-nilly, alas! That's a big head.

After dinner, mother let her sister take a bath: Xinxin, huh? Why is there no sound? Now my mother is worried to death, and Xinxin has been looking for it for a long time, but she can't find it. Just when I was about to water the flowers first, I happened to meet the hanger and found that the troublemaker was hiding under it. Why are you hiding in the clothes rack? Come out! Don't, don't! It seemed as soft as hard, so I picked her up and threw her into the bathtub. My sister was happier when she entered the water. She still clings to me and won't let me go. She just asked me to play with her. She splashed water all over the place with her little hand and got my clothes wet. But the naughty egg sister just giggled there, and I got high with her when I looked at her cute appearance.

This is my sister Xinxin. How's it going? Is it worth raising the title of preserved egg?

Naughty egg composition 6 I have a good friend. She is a very naughty little girl. She often plays practical jokes.

I still remember one time, when it was getting dark, several of our classmates were walking on their way to school. When I was chatting with another classmate with relish, she came out of nowhere and made a face, which almost scared us to death, but she smiled and said, "I scared you again!" " "We recovered from the shock and said," It scared us to death. Don't do this again! " "She slipped away carelessly.

Another time, several of us played hide-and-seek together, and my friend lost. She came to us and we hid from each other. But after a while, we were surprised to find that she was gone, so we started looking for her. After about three minutes, she suddenly jumped out from behind us and slapped me. I thought it was a bad person, and I didn't dare to look back. Later, I learned that it was her.

How time flies! In a blink of an eye, it was night again. We go home together. On the way, my friend turned on the flashlight we brought. She put the flashlight under her head. When she patted me, I screamed with fear and quickly took another friend's hand.

Anyway, my friend loves to play pranks! However, I still wish my friend to get rid of this bad habit as soon as possible, so that more students will be willing to make friends with her.

This is Zhang Yuhan.

Who is sweet? Downstairs is a three-month-old little Beijing Ba dog! Naughty index 99%. What? Don't believe it? Then let me introduce you!

Sweet is wearing a tan "sweater", and the hair on her stomach is slightly white. Two ears make up almost a third of the head. A pair of big watery eyes sparkled like two black pearls. If you squat down and look at it, it will stare at you for a long time with those big eyes! The most interesting thing is the sweet tail. There is a black hair the size of a copper coin in the middle of the tail. At first I thought it was stained with black mud, but later I found it was a sweet birthmark!

Although Tian Tian looks beautiful and you think she is quiet, in fact, she is more naughty than the Monkey King! Once, my father and I went downstairs to play badminton, and it happened that Tian Tian also came down for a walk. Later, a ball was missed, and sweets immediately ran over and grabbed it, and then got into the grass. I searched for badminton for a long time, but … oh, my god! My badminton! It has been bitten to pieces by sweets, and only one intact black hair makes me recognize it as my own ball. I was so angry that I shouted at Britney Spears, "Bad Britney Spears makes me angry!" " Sweets froze first, then took two steps back, and then stared at me with watery eyes. I looked at it and couldn't help laughing, and my anger disappeared.

Another time, I was about to go out after dinner, but as soon as I got to the second floor, Tian Tian quickly climbed the stairs and licked at my feet, causing my socks to be washed three times before they were clean. I'm bored to death.

How's it going? Do you still dare to say that sweets are not naughty? Maybe you are still secretly envious of me? Because if you have such a naughty puppy in your life, how much joy and warmth it will add!

Naughty egg composition 8 "Ah! Don't! No way! "Where did the sound come from in class? It turned out to be a "naughty boy"-Liu Xianglong, this guy is very leather. No, I don't know which classmate annoyed him. He made strange noises again.

He likes playing with all kinds of toys, such as guns and cars. Even if not allowed, he often secretly takes them to play endlessly.

He is thin and runs fast. Like a monkey, he jumps around and runs around. He muttered as he ran: "Hum ~ ~ ~ (the sound of engine accelerating)." But he is not tired at all. Don't look at his skin He has excellent physical fitness. At the sports meeting, he won the first place in1500m for our class. Now, he has become a big star in our class, no, the whole fifth grade. When everyone envied him, he said very quietly, "Nothing!" "When, naughty eggs also learn to be modest!

He used to look around in class, whispering and doing whatever he wanted, and he thought of his home. When the bell rang, he was even more energetic, like a "Ferrari" that had just been filled with oil. As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he disappeared and couldn't catch up.

Since he became a star, he has been much quieter in class, written seriously and made great progress in his studies. Everyone is a little strange!

This is the "naughty egg" of our class-Liu Xianglong, and also the happy agent of our class. He is a sports star in our class now! I hope you can meet him, too!

Naughty egg composition 9 Do you know who is the "naughty egg king"? Naughty egg king makes a mess at home every day. Do you want to know who it is? Haha, he is the cousin that everyone can't avoid.

He was at grandma's house last week, and grandma left. I went to my uncle's house the week before, and he broke all his plates, as if a thief had come in. Will my cousin come to my house this week? When I speak, people are shaking. Suddenly, I only heard the sound of "ding". I thought: it must be my cousin. I'll open the door slowly. I didn't see anyone when I opened the door, so I closed the door. "I must have misheard!" I'm sure. I only heard a "ah" at the back. Ghosts! I was scared out of my wits. I turned around, wondering when he came in. He said, "Sister, are you afraid of this?" "So what? What are you going to do? " I said. I sat down to do my homework.

At first, he watched TV and didn't talk. Forget it. Singing those strange songs makes my head crack when I go to the toilet. The worst thing is playing with building blocks. At first, he was fine. Then, he built the building blocks layer by layer, and the building blocks fell down with a bang. Scared me, and the word was "scared". I helped him pick it up one by one. Once, I got angry and said loudly, "You naughty boy, if you don't help you pick it up, pick it up yourself." Suddenly, my cousin used his killer weapon and he began to cry. I quickly said, "OK, I'll help you pick it up. In this way, I was tortured by him for a day and had a "panda eye". In the afternoon, he went home, and I lay on the sofa to rest, because I was really tired.

It's true: Naughty Egg King. Whoever he goes to, he will be in trouble.

Naughty egg composition 10 "Come, come and play with me, come, come, don't mention it, play with me." I'm harassing people again. "What game do you think is the most interesting?" W and I were chatting happily when suddenly a dark shadow flashed by and knocked us apart.

"W, talk to me and I'll never mess with you again." It turns out that L came to talk to M. I saw him squinting, smiling at us and looking at us with a bad smile.

"I don't want to talk to you. I want to talk to Xu Zhi, not you. I don't want to. " W struggled desperately to get rid of L's clutches, but L was one of the tallest boys in the class, and it was even more difficult to escape. "No, I told you, I won't mess with you again, just chat with me." L still cling to the bubble, and hold him tightly with all my strength, and never let him go.

"Oh, I want to answer blows with blows, L, get out of the way, I want to chat with him." I pushed L. "I want to talk to him." In order not to be surpassed, I squeezed backwards.

"Don't you two squeeze? Class is coming soon. " W tried to stop the fight, but the quarrel between us was so inseparable that no matter how he tried, we could not be separated. At this moment, the bell rang and we went back to our seats.

Hey, this is the naughty egg in our class, with a headache and a little annoyance. ...

Naughty egg composition 1 1 When I was a child, I was a very naughty child. Shopping with my parents disappeared in a blink of an eye, and my anxious parents ran all over the street. Such things are commonplace. So everyone said I was a naughty boy when I was young! The whole thing is a little pest.

I remember one time, I disappeared from the sight of adults, but everyone was not in a hurry to find me, because they were used to it, thinking: this little guy might go there to play again and come back by himself in less than 40 minutes.

However, everyone is eating melon seeds by the TV, talking and laughing. I waited for 50 minutes and still didn't come back. Everyone is a little anxious. Everyone thought: the little guy won't run out of the yard, so he started looking for me. Everyone put on their coats, some looking for me in the yard, some looking for me in the open space outside the yard. As a result, they still can't find it. They are worried. What should they do? What are we going to do? Mom and Dad are even more anxious. It's burning with eyebrows.

At this moment, I only heard my grandmother shout, "Hello! I found it. I found it. Here's the baby. Everyone immediately ran to have a look, and immediately laughed and leaned forward. So I'm in grandma's warehouse. You don't know what I'm doing. Ha, to tell you the truth, I am beating eggs.

You can see that the left hand is an egg (the basket of eggs was bought only this morning) and the right hand is a big basin. I still have a lot of egg shells around me and a lot of egg juice on me, but there are few eggs in grandma's basket. And I still open a pair of watery big eyes, watching adults smile at a loss there.

Now that I have grown up, adults say that I am much more sensible than before and don't want to be so naughty. Then they said it was just a small part of your naughty things when you were a child. However, I'm afraid I can't finish it in one day. I smiled and thought: it seems that my glorious history is really quite a lot!

Naughty egg composition 12 in our class, there is such a person, although ugly, but very eye-catching You can guess how naughty he is from the nickname "Monkey King" given to him by his classmates!

You see, the Monkey King's eyes under his eyebrows are small, but full of vitality. The fly in the ointment is that there are many spots on his little nose, but he has never been bothered by these little guys. He is as happy as a fairy all day!

That small mouth represents his rich expression. When he is happy, he makes faces. When you are angry, cock your mouth. What this mouth says can sometimes make others angry, and sometimes it can make people laugh and cry.

At home, the little boy has many tricks. Once, he and his cousin were fishing by the river. Although he knows that he is no match for his cousin, he just loves to "set himself on fire" until he is soaked through. When I got home, my mother saw him like this and couldn't speak. He knew himself, smiled, pretended to be an ancient man, and knelt down and said, "Come and see, mom, the child knows the crime, please forgive her." At this time, my mother can only laugh and cry.

Guess who this naughty egg should be? Want to know who it is, come on! Put your ears up. That is me. Shh ... Remember not to tell.

Naughty egg composition 13 Mimi is one of my kittens. It is very cute, with white spots embedded in its brown hair.

But it's very naughty-it bites my clothes every day and makes me let it go out to play for dozens of minutes. Every time I come back, I will bring a few dirty and smelly dead mice.

On this day, it was biting my clothes. I ignored it because I thought it was because there were not enough mice at home. Clever, it took the opportunity to run away when mom went out to take out the garbage. I have no choice but to let go. It's nine o'clock-it's time for him to go home every day, but this time he didn't come back. I thought he ran away from home and was very sad! I thought to myself: I raised it from a cub to a "mother" now! How could it abandon me! Something must have happened!

I ignored my mother's scolding and ran out. I shouted "Mimi" and grabbed the tail of a dead mouse to attract it. People who walk think I'm crazy when they see me! But it's all about finding breasts!

Half an hour passed, and suddenly I heard the sound of kittens barking in the first room on the first floor. I guess it must be Mimi, so I ran over. Before I knocked on the door, the family opened the door and shouted with a stick, "Go, go, go, whose kitten has soiled the floor I just mopped, I'll mop it again!" " "Mimi found me as soon as she came out and quickly threw herself in my arms. In order not to lose face, I quickly ran home with it.

The next day, I gave it a lesson, but it didn't seem to hear it, enjoying its delicious dead mouse. Yes, in order to catch the mouse last night, it forgot where its home was. It was not its fault, but the mouse didn't come out. Besides, it is a cat after all, and it is natural that it can't understand people's words. Of course, I didn't know I was training it!

Alas, this naughty cat, what if I am not with it one day?

Naughty egg composition 14 I have a lively and lovely little cousin. He is a "naughty egg" that everyone loves. He is short and fat, and always shaves his head. He has a pair of big eyes on his dark face, and his big round black eyes are always turning around, as if he is up to something. The clothes he wears are big and fat, he said. Such clothes won't tear his crotch when playing.

I remember once on a hot summer day, "Naughty Egg" somehow offered to travel. After discussing with my parents, I decided to go to Hainan Island to breathe the fresh air on the beach and enjoy the beautiful scenery of Hainan Island.

A few days later, I went to Hainan Island with my parents and the luggage of Naughty Egg. When we arrived in Hainan Island, we couldn't wait to put down our luggage and get on the tour bus to start sightseeing. First, we are going to play in Yalong Bay. We came to the seaside, and it was very soft and comfortable to step on the white beach. Ha, naughty egg is playing tricks on people again. When I was playing with sand, he quietly came to join in the fun. Through my efforts, I piled the sand into a big lobster. Naughty eggs jumped around me excitedly, clapping their hands and shouting. Suddenly, he grabbed the sand next to me, sprinkled it on my head, and silently read something, "Fairy scattered flowers, fairy scattered flowers". Only then did I discover his trick, and his second handful of sand came again, and I was "caught" again. I'm not angry. I feel very happy with him.

He is not really a "naughty egg", he is a playful child, and his naughty can get your love.

Naughty egg composition 15 During the summer vacation, I brought a kitten from my uncle's house. It is furry and looks like a furry ball from a distance. The mouth is flat, and two small yellow eyes are embedded on both sides of the head, shining like two topaz. Its feet are like a seal. Walking around the book, it leaves a small plum blossom, which is very cute.

I have given it many nicknames: small fresh meat, small meatballs, small snot … but there are many nicknames, but there is only one name: Betty.

Betty is very naughty. Once, when I was doing my homework, he sat on the edge of the chair and moved his ears with his "Betty". Suddenly I really want to turn around and get the Chinese book. Betty rushed to the table like an arrow, took my drawing paper and ate it. I don't know what picture I drew was destroyed by it. As soon as it saw me angry, it ran away. There's no time to chase it now, and we have to help it clean up the mess. Alas, the painting is gone, so it's a counterattack. Draw it again! When I repaint it, I will get back at it. When I arrived at its nest, I saw it sleeping. Its limbs are spread out and its head is bent in its tail. Looking at its silly appearance, I was furious.

This cat is still my little alarm clock. It calls me next door at 6: 15 every day. "Meow, meow" heard it, so I got dressed and went out to touch the one next door. However, the good times did not last long. A few days later, grandma came up. No matter who may have lice, she won't let it appear. Hey!

Betty is very picky about food. She only eats fish and vegetables, but she prefers shrimp. I'll leave half for her when I eat shrimp. So it looks like a small ball.

"Meow, meow" cried Betty, which meant that a new day had begun.