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Three incorrect and comfortable sentences ~

1. You have to apologize like me, and you have to feel worse than me to accept your apology.

I came to support her, not to uphold justice.

I dream of having such a person, and it feels good to be loved unconditionally.

Guagua is not sweet, but I am happy when it is twisted.

Whether he is sweet or not, I will add sugar if he is not.

6. When growing up with a boy, it is better to talk to an uncle. When growing up with a girl, it is better to talk to a rich woman.

7. The dog bit me. I will not only bite back, but also bite twice.

8. If there is no reason, score three points. If there is a reason, why forgive others?

9. Always young, always difficult to talk.

10. Take a step back. This is a vast land. You can take a step back, but I won't. Losing is a blessing. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

1 1. I am a very justifying a fault.

12. I'm not indiscriminate, I only distinguish between good and bad.

13. You might as well be bold and like several people at the same time.

14. My father loves me like a mountain.

15. What's the difference between a person without dreams and a carefree person? Carefree is the winner in life!

16. If there is no love, you can have a lot of money.

17. Money is not everything, but at least you can't starve to death.

18. My three views are not correct, and they are all biased towards you.

19. If you enjoy the time you wasted, you didn't waste it.

20. What is mine is mine. If it's not mine, I'll make it mine.

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