Moments copywriting for sand sculpture friends

1. You and I have no chance at all, it all depends on me spending money.

2. The main sports of contemporary youth: picking up express delivery. Picking up takeaway food!

3. I haven’t been home for a few days. I found my dad washing dishes in my makeup sponge!

4. The start of school is not a big deal. When you start working, you will find that every Monday is more painful than the start of school.

5. How can my mother have the nerve to tell me not to sleep in class? She came to the parent-teacher meeting and almost fell asleep!

6. As long as a person is fat enough, reading a book seriously is like ordering food.

7. A friend said that I have a double chin, which is caused by frequently looking down at my phone. Since then, every time I swipe my phone, I hold it high and look up. Unexpectedly, a month later I had forehead wrinkles.

8. Women may cheat on you, brothers may betray you, but mathematics will not. If you can’t do math, you just can’t!

9. There was a little boy stepping on his shadow on the road. I felt childish, so I avoided him because I was afraid that he would step on my shadow. 10. In order to become beautiful, what good habits have you adhered to? "I insist on beauty!"

11. Some people may just talk about eating dirt and still have a lot of money in their pockets, but I am different. I talk about eating dirt, but in fact Already drinking the northwest wind.

12. I dismantled the TV, and my dad said to me: If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, I will hammer you to death.

13. Putting a photo of your wife in your wallet is to remind yourself how the money in your wallet is gone.

14. My brother and his wife got married in a flash marriage, and when they got back from their honeymoon, they got an earth-shattering divorce. I said, "As for divorce, is it such a big deal?" My buddy said, "She hid the past!" I said, "Ah? Was she divorced before?" My buddy said, "It's more serious than this! She won the Taekwondo Award in the province. Prize! ”

15. Men have gold under their knees, while women have gold on their heads, necks, ears, and hands.

16. Recently, I feel very sad because of my appearance, and even feel very low self-esteem, because others always say that no one who looks good is good.

17. Does anyone like chubby girls? If so, I’ll keep eating!

18. Many people said that I was cute and beautiful. I quickly went over and covered their mouths. Everyone knows this, so don’t publicize it!

19. Every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I have not performed well and want to quarrel again.

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Ten. I used to be too fat and wanted to lose weight, so I made an appointment with a good friend to ride a horse to lose weight. As a result, I lost weight after riding for a month

Ten kilograms.

Twenty-one. When I woke up and found that there was an extra 100 million in my account, I knew at that time that I had not really woken up yet.

Twenty-two. My boyfriend is a perfect boy. He doesn’t play games, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t come home late, he doesn’t exist.

23. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Then what are you waiting for! Take a shower and go to sleep!

Twenty-four. Every day when the alarm clock rings, five hundred reasons for asking for leave appear in my mind, and I don’t want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

Twenty-five. I must save money this month, go to bed early and get up early, go for a run if I have nothing to do, and change my bad temper. If I can't do it, I will do it again next month.

Twenty-six. Do you like small animals? Me: Of course I do. How much do you like it? Me: How can I say this? I have it every day!

27. The feeling of sleepiness and regret when I wake up in the morning. I want to kill myself for staying up late last night, but every night, I forget about that kind of clarity, that kind of confidence, that kind of arrogance. Which one is it.

28. Obesity hurts breathing, eating KFC hurts, eating McDonald’s hurts, and even drinking water hurts.

Twenty-nine. Getting express delivery feels like reuniting with a long-lost relative, but often after taking it apart, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.