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What is the most embarrassing eating experience you have ever had?

Maybe I was a cold goddess in my last life, the kind who didn't do anything shameful and then died gracefully all my life. So I have experienced so many embarrassing things in my life. Sometimes I think that if I die one day, I may die of embarrassment.

The time is sophomore, and the place is of course the high school cafeteria. The smelly, small and dark canteen supported me for three years, which made me lose weight from a fat man of 180 kg to a match of 80 kg. Of course, it's a bit exaggerated, all to highlight the unpalatable food in the canteen. But among many salty and light rice, if one kind is just right, it will be particularly delicious, and that is a Lanzhou Lamian Noodles on the side.

I usually go to eat that Lamian Noodles with my deskmate, but my deskmate just had a stomachache that day and was too lazy to go down to the cafeteria to eat. As a house girl, walking alone is a very painful thing. If a person walks in front of me, I will be nervous about where to look and how to put my hands naturally. Sometimes I even get nervous if I meet a good-looking little brother. Therefore, the day when my deskmate didn't accompany me, the way to the canteen was particularly long. Cancer embarrassed me, but I didn't know it was the beginning of my embarrassment. Compared with what happened later, the embarrassment on the road is nothing.

At the end of the canteen, I went to Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou according to my usual habit, and suddenly I found one of my junior high school classmates behind me. Although junior high school students don't know him very well, they still have to say hello, because he is a big fellow, at least one meter tall, so I can only turn my head and say hello to him in a strange posture. Because I didn't want to be too embarrassed, I talked to him politely, and as a result.

Can you imagine that embarrassment? Two people who know each other but don't know each other abruptly sit together to eat noodles. I am a person who likes to bury his head in eating and doesn't like to talk. As a result, in order to avoid the embarrassment of the capital in the frozen air, I had to talk and laugh with him while stuffing noodles into my mouth. Fortunately, he is more interesting, and this meal is quite enjoyable. But he was so funny. Nima told me a funny joke when I was full of Lamian Noodles. God knows I'm funny. .....

And then it was gone. This is the most embarrassing meal I have ever had.