Talking about the humor of picking up children from school

1. Every day after picking up my baby from school, I began to wonder whether my position was at the bus stop or at the gate of the children's playground.

When I saw a group of children rushing out of the school gate, I really felt like a star, surrounded by fans.

Seeing your children leave school seems to see the glory of the winners on the podium.

The first sentence of children after school is usually "hungry", and my first sentence is "I brought snacks".

When I picked up my baby from school, I found that I knew every tree on campus like the back of my hand. At first I thought it was a campus tour.

6. The children are always in high spirits after school, and I am like a flyer. Welcome them to the dinner party.

7. In the process of waiting, I found that I had established a tacit understanding with other parents. We smiled at each other, but didn't speak, because there was no time.

8. The closer the children are to me after school, the faster my heart beats. This is probably aerobic exercise in a healthy life.

9. Seeing the children skipping towards me, I seem to be watching the fast-forward version of the movie "I Grow Up to be a Radish".

10, picking up the baby from school every day, has a feeling of going back in time, returning to the days when I was a child waiting for my mother to leave school.

1 1. After school, the children always smile like angels. I feel like a little charity king with snacks.

12. On the way to pick up the baby from school, the child always tells the story of the day with passion like a storyteller. He is really a good children's host.

13, one day, I picked up my child from school, and the child said loudly, "Mom, you finally came." Everyone around me wanted to laugh, so I had to pretend not to hear.

14. After picking up the baby from school, I found that the schoolbag on the child's back was higher than his height. I believe that his parents are absolutely superhuman, with infinite strength.

15, the psychological shadow area is gradually increasing, and picking up the baby from school every day has become my ultimate challenge to the trampling detection of the baby crossing the road.

16. I can always see the classmate with the ball when I pick up the baby from school. I don't think he is the new "footballer of the year", is he?

17. In the process of picking up the baby from school, I saw many different shoelaces and couldn't help but want to hold a shoelace lecture to popularize the correct shoelaces for parents.

18. After picking up the baby from school, I found that the child's chalk box was actually full of small stones. It seems that he will become Sir Bob Thomson-Hawkins at the dinner party.

19, watching the children laughing after school, I couldn't help asking, "Did you host any talk show at school today?"

20. After picking up the baby from school every day, I found the feeling of returning to my childhood, and all my troubles were washed away by the children's laughter. This is the supreme happiness.