Need a cross talk line between two girls that shouldn’t be too long?

Double-word meanings, lantern riddles, and Spring Festival couplets are all fine, and these can be long or short. If they are too long, just say them less often, and there will be no impact.

Post a lantern riddle. Change the words in front of it as you like, just keep the guess of "good" at the end (that is, start with "the two meet and shake hands").

Playing lantern riddles - holding back the word "good"

(crosstalk)

A I like to hear you talk about crosstalk the most.

B Yes?

A Because you speak clearly, have a loud voice, have a graceful expression, and have a generous appearance, it is most appropriate to give it to relatives and friends.

B I am a gift!

A No, I mean you are smart and have a quick mind. Let’s open it and take a look!

B failed.

A Then can I test you?

B Can you... test me?

A I’m going to tell you a lantern riddle and ask you to guess it. Let’s see how you think about it. Test, test you.

B Ah, that’s called an intelligence test. It tests me.

A Yes, test you.

B We can’t come here in vain, let’s hang out some gifts.

A, OK, how about a pack of cigarettes.

B Okay, let me guess.

A. Listen: "Ten birds fell from a tree. Kill one with a gun. How many are left?"

B. There are nine more.

A No, there’s not one left.

B What?

A all flew away.

B.........

A followed you and killed one, but nine of them did not move. "Hey, how about you give me another shot?" This bird Short-sighted.

B You are trying to trick me. I thought about it and was not prepared.

A Okay, this doesn’t count.

B Yes, let’s say one more.

A "There are ten fish in the fish tank. One of them is killed with a stick. How many are left?"

B There is no more fish.

A What?

B all flew away.

Can turtles fly?

B Yes, I am confused! Here are nine more.

A Why are there still nine?

B Think about it, there are ten fish in the fish tank, one is killed, and nine are left. Ten minus one equals nine.

A No, there are ten more.

B Ten items?

A Ah, the dead one is still floating up there.

B Take it out and throw it away!

A didn’t have time to catch anything.

B. Do you think you can listen to what you are saying?

A Okay, let me say one more thing.

B said something interesting.

A This is an intelligence test. "If it's too short, take off a piece."

B It's too short.

The nails have grown.

B His stuff is all new. If it's too short, remove a piece of it - is it too long?

A. Use your brain and make a good guess.

B For example, if my pants are too short, if I remove a piece, they will become even shorter.

A No, it’s grown.

How can B grow?

A Where do you put the piece?

B Take off a piece of your pants.

A No, if you take off a piece of your leg, your pants will grow longer!

B’s leg is lame.

A Is this okay?

B What’s good? Simply, let me tell you a guess: "The more you scrape, the thicker you eat."

A The more you scrape, the thicker you eat? The lead of this pencil is thick, and the more you scratch it, the thinner it gets. You are wrong. The more you scrape, the finer it should be.

B No, the more you scrape, the thicker it becomes.

A I can’t guess this.

B admitted defeat.

A What is this?

B Those who dig wells in rural areas. You see, first dig a pit, then people jump into the pit and use a shovel to scrape out and eat. The more you scrape, the thicker it becomes, and the more you scrape, the finer it gets...

A. Scraping out?

B Then you just said to remove the legs, I can do that too.

A: Okay, listen to this again: "A watermelon, cut in half and cover half of it."

B There must be something wrong with your knife.

An ordinary knife can cut two and a half pieces, but this knife has three edges and can cut five and a half pieces.

A You are just guessing. It's just an ordinary knife, just cut, cover and half pull.

B That’s weird, I can’t guess. Can you tell me how to cut these five and a half pieces?

A Look, a watermelon is cut open with a knife, and I’m holding it half open.

B Cover it with your hands?

A Hey.

B Listen to this: "A watermelon is cut into large pieces and the small ones are removed."

A How is this cut?

B Guess it.

A Can’t guess.

B Listen: A watermelon, cut open my big flap with one knife.

A Where are the ten small petals?

B The one with small flaps fell to the ground. I lifted it up and picked up the small flaps.

A picks up the small petals.

B Yes.

Why did A fall to the ground?

B I didn’t cover it!

A What’s wrong with you?

B I learned it from you.

A This time I will say yes.

B Do you have any good ones?

A Listen: "Looking from a distance, it's a tram, and a tram is a tram..."

B "It just doesn't move," it's a broken tram. This one of yours has been around since the time there was croaker. What is this called?

A Your mouth is too bad. In what year did you get the yellow croaker?

B That means your stuff is completely outdated.

A You are wrong. What I'm talking about is new. If you guess it, I'll admit defeat.

B Is this what you said? If you dare to tell, I dare to guess.

A Guess it.

B This time our gift is not a box of cigarettes, but a carton of cigarettes.

A Ten items are enough.

B You tell me.

A "It looks like a tram from a distance, but it looks like a tram from up close. The tram is a tram, but it doesn't move."

B A broken tram.

A No, no power!

B No power? You say it again.

A "It looks like a tram from a distance, but it looks like a tram from up close. The tram is a tram, but it doesn't move."

B's car has broken down and no electricity. Just when the light is red, the driver Not here...

That’s totally wrong!

B What are you...

A The ticket seller didn't ring the bell!

B, let’s go! What is this, a children's game.

A If you really want to guess, let me tell you something interesting.

B Can you do it? You've never been serious since you came on stage.

A. It’s a good idea for you to think hard.

B Tell me!

A "The two of them shook hands when they met." This is seven words, and one word is deducted.

B This is the word "kou".

A Guess carefully.

B "When two people meet, they shake hands."...I think about it carefully. When two people meet...this word must be pronounced "good". Two people walking on the street held hands and said, "How are you?" The other person replied, "Okay!" Another word would be unpleasant. When they met and held hands, they asked, "You're not dead yet?" We had to start a fight. I guessed that the word "good" was pronounced.

A No, don’t say “good”!

B Say "good".

A does not say "good".

B I don’t want to say that I think about it well, and you don’t want to say that I don’t think about it well. We are the same.

A Playing lantern riddles, what does it look like?

B When we meet and hold hands, whoever agrees will lose.

A Is that okay if you don’t tell me?

B counts as a winner!

A, OK, come on!

B Hey, how are you?

A You lose!

B What?

A You agreed!

B Hey! Look at how unlucky I am... Hey, who said this lantern riddle?

A I said it!

B Who will shop?

A Guess.

B Yes, I guess it’s good to read it, but it’s better if you say not to read it, that’s how we get along. If I say a thousand is good or ten thousand is good, it doesn't count as a loss. If you say one is good, it is a loss. The purpose is to use what I say is good to elicit your good. Are you good or not? Remove the word "not" and still have the word "good".

Let me tell you, what is good, what is not good, how cold, how hot, what a good thing, rat poison... none of these things work.

A If you get a good word pronunciation, you will lose?

B Yes.

A Then I admit defeat.

B What?

A If you ask me from now to tomorrow, I will definitely tell you.

B The time is limited, five minutes.

A Can you say a good word in five minutes?

B That’s a loss.

A Say it five minutes away.

B Say whatever you like, say it.

A Come on!

B Hey, how are you? (Shake hands)

A I don’t know you!

B Don’t you know me? After I'm full, I go out on the street to see who shakes hands with whom. Is that cool? Gotta get to know each other!

Do you know A? Can.

B (shakes hands) Hello.

A is dumb...

B is dumb! You can't tell!

A A mute is not allowed to make friends!

B must be able to speak!

A done!

B (shakes hands) Hello?

A TOEFL, TOEFL!

B Is everything okay at home?

A TOEFL TOEFL!

B How are you, old man?

A TOEFL TOEFL!

B Have you eaten yet?

A TOEFL TOEFL!

B Are you doing TOEFL?

A I took the TOEFL in five minutes!

B No, I have to say something, but you have to say something. Can old TOEFL bear it?

A, OK!

B Hello!

A Still like that!

B Hey! Good or bad! How is everything at home?

A It depends on who you ask.

B How are you, old man?

A is dead!

B How are you, old lady?

A You are sick!

B Brother?

A was shot.

B How are you, sister-in-law?

A is getting married.

B How are the children?

A Our family is the children...

B Okay.

A full-length scabies.

B...Hey, they have no one at home!

A You lose!

B In less than five minutes, let me ask again, who are you?

A Still like that.

B is still like that...

A should deal with it.

B Right...old man?

A is dead.

B When did it disappear?

A Last year.

The year B died...

A seventy-six.

B I heard that he has been in poor health in the past few years.

A fell off the kang.

B Eating on the kang, pulling on the kang, I think he is better dead than alive...

A Comfortable.

B It’s so comfortable and energetic! old lady?

A You are sick!

B What disease?

A: Seventy-two years old, old and sick.

B Didn’t you ask the doctor to take a look?

A, please, make a prescription, grab some side medicine, finish eating, sweat a little, this disease...

B, how about it?

A is even more powerful!

B Which doctor should I look for?

A Doctor Wang.

B Isn’t Doctor Wang as good as Doctor Li?

A is tall.

B What is a tall executive like?

A is capable!

Where did B get the medicine?

A Small drug store outside the mouth.

B That’s not possible, the small drugstore doesn’t have XXX...

A Give me more!

B Can the medicine given to me cure the disease?

A The material is genuine.

B Yes, XXX is better than a small drug store...

A has all the medicinal materials!

B Brother?

A is shot!

B Why?

A. Selling people.

B I heard that the eldest brother has not been... in recent years...

A: Not so... how about it! Danger!

B Sister-in-law?

A is married.

B Yes, there is no need to guard the boss. The man you marry is better than your family...

A is better!

B. That person, the elder sister-in-law?

A Not bad.

B I heard that she is very handy. The shoes made are better than those bought outside...

A. Beautiful.

B The ones bought outside are not as good as the ones she makes...

A is strong.

B The ones she made are better than those bought from outside...

A: Stronger!

B The ones bought outside are not as good as those made by her...

A is worn!

B The ones she makes are better than those bought from outside...

A Why do you keep asking this question? Ask something else!

B Children?

A has scabies!

B Didn’t you buy some medicine?

A bought XXX scabies medicine, and after applying it, it counts as...

How about B?

A relieves itching.

B Wipe again?

A: See lightly.

B, wipe it more?

The nail is scabbed.

B In a few days...

A will be gone...

B Yes! I didn’t even ask. Hey, your brain is really good. Let alone five minutes, even three hours, you can’t say...

That word A!

B Which word?

A means female, with a sub-character next to it.

B What are you reading?

A This thought... I don’t recognize!

B Okay, I lost, I didn’t bring any cigarettes. Come on, how about you wait until I buy it and return it to you?

A Okay!

B Hey!

(Compiled by Yu Lianzhong)