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The most classic lines in the men's gang, everyone, tell me.
According to reports, the TV series "Men's Gang" has many highlights. From Sun's "sissy" image to classic lines such as "Beauty is God's weapon to punish men", there are many jokes in Men's Gang.
1, love is like this, you stab me, I stab you, you stab me again, I stab you again, and then count each other's wounds. Almost. Start (a disease)
Beauty is God's weapon to punish men.
We can't choose because we have long forgotten that when we really want something in our hearts, we don't have to choose.
4. Choose a poor man who is good to you but has no money, or a rich bastard who is not good to you! ! !
Because I often split my soul and body, I developed an OBE skill of Shen Yuan!
6. There is no love for no reason in this world.
7, confidante: I don't know what confidante means to men, or a window to understand women, or no playmates in love, or a virtual emotional environment, so that men can find some comfort in loneliness. But in any case, a confidante is someone who helps you find confidence, courage and strength. Such a precious person, don't let her become a possible stranger because of impulse, loneliness or loss!
8. When a woman cries, all you can do is hug her silently, and then cry harder than her. Because a woman's innate maternal love is definitely the greatest love you have ever experienced.
9. Aren't you a writer? -You're a writer! Your whole family are writers!
10, "Everyone and his partner walk in the stream of people, hoping to be watched, feeling a kind of unity in jealous eyes and a kind of division in sympathetic eyes.
13, our women's lifelong dream is to find a good man, and your men's lifelong dream is to find countless beautiful women.
14, purity, I don't think there is anything pure about this relationship between men and women. Is the relationship between men and women pure after all?
15, in the war between men and women, it is not necessarily the woman who wins.
16. Every time I meet something I want to die, I will go to him. I don't want to die when I find him. Because he is worse than me every time.
17, when we like someone, she is what we are now in front of the public, confident, elegant, fashionable, humorous, considerate and considerate. We fell in love with that person and found so much anger in her! Sadness, her sadness, her weakness, her unreasonable troubles all make you think how you can fall in love with such a person!
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