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I heard that eating chocolate biscuits will make sheep excrement beans. Is it true?/You don't say. Tell me if anyone has tried.
1, can you check whether your chocolate biscuits are made of shit?
2, you can eat some rainbow candy, if you prefer colorful poop.
3. Landlord, will you have black shit after drinking Coke?
Landlord, please open the stool to see if it is white.
5, it is very likely that there is something wrong with the LZ digestive system! No digestion at all! What's it like to eat in it? It's still the same when you come out!
6. If you eat a bag of sheep excrement beans, you may pull out chocolate biscuits.
7, the landlord will try to eat crispy egg yolk, and the stool will become healthy and yellow ~
8. If you eat some milk, your stool will turn white.
9. The landlord can also try curry ~
10, no wonder my Baba today is tricolor ... just remembered that I ate Master Kong 3+2 today.
1 1. The landlord has a big appetite. Drink a catty of Erguotou to make wine.
13, me too, but it doesn't matter, I still eat. Peanut sandwiches are delicious. And I eat big jujube cookies from Guangyuan, and every time I pee, it smells like jujube. ...
14, the same, me too. It turned black after eating for a few days.
15, huh? I bought strawberries today! Don't you have to poop in black and white?
16, black! Tonghei! Tears run, shit meets a bosom friend!
17, will you have menstruation to see chrysanthemums after eating pig blood?
18, damn it, I ate five donuts today. I think I will pull an Olympic Games tomorrow. ...
19, I bought chocolate biscuits specially today, and I am excited to wait for the result tomorrow. ...
20. Not surprisingly, my stool is often inlaid with grains of corn and peanuts. As long as I eat nuts, I basically go in and out.
2 1, it turns out that so many students are still studying in the toilet for a long time after taking a shit.
22. When I was a child, I ate chocolate biscuits and pulled out the shit of sheep excrement beans, thinking that I had blood in my stool. Later, I went to college, and one day my roommate told me that I was worried. The shit I pulled out was sheep shit beans. Am I going to die? I asked her, did you eat chocolate biscuits? Oh, the answer is chocolate biscuits!
23. I don't think it's a quality problem, but a digestion problem. Once I saw the bean sprouts I ate last night on the paper that wiped my ass. I can't say there is something wrong with the bean sprouts!
24. In other words, I pulled out fungus, corn, bayberry and fungus one by one. I think if it's a three-year natural disaster, I can wash it before eating.
On the 25th, I finally found the organization ... # _ #!
The result I observed is:
Melon, cantaloupe-light green poop;
Watermelon red poop
Mulberry black and purple poop
Olive vegetables, black sesame seeds and an edible activated carbon tablet have forgotten their purpose-black poop.
Traditional Chinese medicine has a taste of urine
Instant-boiled mutton-mutton smells like urine … ..
Once, after I defecated, the whole bathroom smelled of pineapple ... I was confused.
26. What is eating chocolate biscuits and pulling sheep excrement beans? The whole person who pulled out Flammulina velutipes floated past ~
27. What is the complete pull-out of Flammulina velutipes? Flammulina velutipes was half pulled out, thinking it was an ascaris lumbricoides, and the person who pulled it by hand drifted by ~
28. Pull the children's shoes of Flammulina velutipes upstairs. I want to hold your paw. I pulled out a whole onion and a whole corn ... the experience of pulling out onions is exactly the same as pulling out Flammulina velutipes!
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