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Who has the lines of Hunan Satellite TV's Super Happy Trilogy of Lantern Festival? E-mail sent to me: 64 1906627@qq.com.

Hu: Hello! Hello, everyone, I'm super happy Xiao Hema: Hello, everyone, I'm Meili from Northeast China! ~ Ho: In this happy Spring Festival, we are super happy to launch the experience activity of "basking in your unhappiness and padding my super happiness". M: Yes! This activity was created by Mr. "Never Die", president of Super Happy Insole. Hu: As soon as our activity was launched in Weibo, it received enthusiastic response from netizens. In less than a year, several netizens exposed their unhappiness ~ Ma: Wow! It's really intense! We will choose the two most unfortunate ones to experience super happiness! Ho: Before that, we will go to the streets to interview some messy passers-by. M: Yes, many passers-by of different ages came today. Let's see how unfortunate they are ~ (Mary, a lady with glasses, called. She wears brown sunglasses and a long black coat ...) Mr. Hu: Miss, do you have anything unhappy to share with us? Is this important to you? ! Ho: Ah, the interview. What's so unhappy about it? Tell me! Ma: You are sick! (Leaving) ho: (Stopping) Hey, hey, go ahead. Man: (puts down the phone) Huh? Where are you from? Shoot what! Do you know there are human rights? Shoot what! Stop filming! Stop filming! ! ! (Covering the camera with his hand) (The child played by He Jiong wears a super cute hat, a big red-eye frame, a brown coat and a silver schoolbag, and seems to be peeking in the classroom late) Ma: Hello, children! Ho: (turning back in horror) Ma: What grade are you in? Hu: (Milk sounds like milk) Third grade ... Ma: Oh ... and tell my aunt, well, what do you think is your most unhappy thing now? Ho: (turning around) I'm unhappy every day! Because I am under great pressure every day! I want to learn a lot. After learning English, I have to learn to draw, and after learning to draw, I have to learn to split. I asked my dad why he should learn to split, and my dad said, split it if you split it. That's not so much nonsense! Ok, I have to go, aunt. Goodbye. Ma: Bye-bye ... (Mali plays an ordinary employee who arranges garbage in a trash can in green overalls) Hao: Auntie! Are you happy? Ma: Happiness, happiness! I have a job now, my children are still filial, and the elderly are in good health, and happiness can be happy! Mr. Hu: Then what are you unhappy about? Man: What? Mr. Hu: Not happy. What do you mean unhappy? (He Jiong plays the prisoner squatting by the fence, which should be the fence of a residential building ...) Ma: Brother, your environment is definitely unhappy. Then share it with us. Why are you unhappy? Ho: (sighs) There are few friends, and the consequences of drunk driving are terrible! Everybody remember! Don't drink, don't drink, don't drink, don't drink! (I got up and walked along the fence and sang) Iron gate ... iron window ... iron chain ... I was in prison ... (I went outside the fence, unfortunately, I broke through and came back) Wow, I'm really unhappy! Fortunately, we had a great time. Today, we selected a bunch of very, very unhappy friends from dozens of people and came to the scene of our experience activities. What kind of life do they live? Dear friends on the spot, come and welcome them with warm applause! (live lines) He: (similar to the clothes of children who just appeared, coming out shyly) Hello everyone! I am the most unfortunate experiencer selected by Super Happy Company from dozens of people. I really feel so lucky! Today, I was moved by everyone's warm applause (at this moment, Mary appeared, dressed like a girl with glasses, with her head bowed deeply). I love you too! (Mary ran into He Jiong several times) Really, you are so kind to me. I feel like crying (cute) ~ roar ~ (this is crying) Ma: (impatient) roar a fart! Ho: (covering his mouth with his hands in fear) How terrible! (After that, everything was terrible. ) Ma: (looking at He Jiong) Little girl, you are quite timid ~ He: What a set! (running to Mary to pretend to be cute) I'm a boy ~ M: Uh-huh, hahahahahaha! (takes off his glasses) I didn't see it! Long, quite feminine! Ho: Oh, no, this is not feminine. This is not feminine, it is particularly popular on the Internet now-Meng ~ Do you understand? Meng ~ Ma: Meng fart! Mr. Hu: Oh, that's terrible! Ma: You said that a freak like you should be unhappy, but how did a tough and strange girl like me end up like you? (dislike) him: I heard that there is an unfortunate lucky guy today. It seems to be you! Hey! Why are you unhappy? (Sitting down with Mary) Are you looking for a job? M: It's not easy to find a job, but with my strength, I believe I make a living! Not difficult. Hu: So you don't have enough money to spend? M: How much will it cost? Besides, no matter how much money you have, can you buy happiness? (Standing up) You can't afford a house! Ma: (stands up) How many people can afford a house now! Hmm? ! However, even if you can afford a house and live alone, you will not be happy! Mr. Hu: Living alone ... Ah! I know, I know! You are the legendary old woman ~ (talking while sprouting) Ma: (staring at He Jiong) Which eye can tell that I am old? ! (Say that finish, twist your neck, twist your wrist, make a crunching sound, of course, the sound effect ...) Ouch! Mr. Hu: Ah, that's terrible! All right, all right, don't worry. Sit down and say (sit down together) you, how long have you been single? M: Not long, 30 years. Mr. Hu: Oh, that should be almost used to it, ha. No, what do you mean? Being single is illegal, and being single is guilty! Mr. Hu: No, no, I mean, you can watch some TV dating programs. Ah, for example, "Let's date" on the mango stage works very well. Although they have now changed to broadcast every Saturday 13: 30, the ratings and success rate are still quite high! Man: Yes, it's useless! Hu: (poking Mary with his finger) You can't just go once, you have to go often! M: More than once. Mr. Hu: How many times have you been there? M: 28 times. Mr. Hu: Oh, dear ... (I want to poke Mary and Mary to see He Jiong) Ah, I have been there many times ... (Poke back and forth) Ma: He Laoshi said that every time I go, the male guests are bloody and afraid to participate in the program. You say He Laoshi, how can he say I hit people? This is slander! Later, when I got angry, I hit He Laoshi! Hu: (standing up in fear) Oh, that's terrible! Have you ever thought that the reason why you don't have a man to love you is because men think you are too masculine ~ (after selling cute) Ma: What the hell? ! Isn't it because you men are becoming more and more women now that we women are becoming more and more men? ! ! ! H: Really? Thinking ... (selling cute again) Ma: You don't want to fart! Super happy happiness

Mr. Hu: Oh, that's terrible! M: I'm telling you, a freak like you can't find a girlfriend! Ho: How do you know that I have been single for more than 50 years! (Mary drives He Jiong a little unexpectedly) That's why they think I'm the most unfortunate. Wow, how did you guess? Mary: Do you have to guess? Which woman has such a strong taste? Ho: But I still think there will be a fairy-tale girl who can understand my fairy-tale lovely world. (Then selling cute) Ma: Alas, I tell you, all the children in kindergarten hate you now, young and naive! Mr. Hu: It still means that I should change my direction. (Mary sneers) Find someone complementary to me, for example, especially rough ... (aiming at Mary) Ma: What are you looking at me for? What do you mean? I told you not to think about it! Mr. Hu: Why don't you go to MengMeng with me? M: No! ! ! (Running out of the field) (VCR lines) Ho: Wow! They have just come to our experience activities, and they haven't had time to put on our super happiness, as if they have some sparks of love! Next, we will let them experience the feeling of love, and they will step into the marriage hall and live a warm family life after being super happy! Obviously, it will take some time, so let's listen to the unhappiness of passers-by scrambling to get out! (Mary is wearing a costume) M: Well, which TV station are you from? Where did you broadcast it? As for me, I just participated in the shooting of a large TV series. Yes, I am very versatile. Let me sing a song for you. Mr. Hu: No, no. Aren't you happy? M: I also know unhappy songs. Iron gate ~ iron window ~ iron chain ... Mr. Hu: (interrupting Mary) Oh, thank you. (Leaving) Ma: (Rushing forward) Eh, I can do anything else! Hey, hey! (He Jiong is sitting on the desk writing in police uniform) Ma: Hello, young man! (He Jiong looks up) Hello! I want to ask you something unhappy? Mr. Hu: Huh? What are you unhappy about? (He Jiong runs away shyly) Eh, don't run away! Hey! ! (Mary's shopaholic comes fiercely) Ho: Ugh! Hey! Wow! This ... (Mary is leaving) ugh! Wait a minute. I'm sorry to bother you. Sorry, you look unhappy. What's the matter with you? Something unhappy? M: I'm going crazy, so am I! ! Mr. Hu: Why? M: I've been waiting in line all night. It's my turn. The salesman told me that it was out of stock! Oh, my God! I'm going crazy without a mobile phone! Without 4S, I might as well die! ! (Escape) Ahhh ~ ~ (He Jiong plays the movie buyer hiding in the corner of the intersection) Ho: Movies, blockbusters, movies for adults! Big movie, adult movie! Ma: Get him! ! (He Jiong runs) Don't run! Get him! ! ! Ma: Wow! It's really unfortunate! But it is good to have us super happy! By the way, I am happy to tell you that the two experiencers have formed a small family after putting on our super happiness. Let's see how their lives are! He: (wearing a military coat and cotton shoes, Mary pushes him up) No, don't push him! If you don't say something at home, you will make a fool of yourself outside! Ma: (hair dia) Alas ~ People don't care, people don't care, people are unhappy ~ ~ ~ Ho: You only care about your own business, but also care about others! M: I really can't talk to you now! Hu: I can't communicate. You have been wearing this super happy insole for less than a year. Even your accent has changed. I don't know, I thought you were mutated! (Two people sit down) Ma: Bah! You just mutated ~ people call this a "leap"! Mr. Hu: OK, you fly, you fly, you fly slowly, be careful of the thorny child in front! Ma: It's called a rose with thorns. You are not romantic at all ~ He: Romantic! Romantic, romantic style! I'll tell you this romance is the least environmentally friendly! M: No, how does romance have anything to do with environmental protection? Mr. Hu: Just say that flowers grow well on the ground. If you don't pick them up and give them to the little girl in that stupid universal newspaper bag, you will not only yell old and expensive, but also do so in a few days. How about environmental protection? Ma: You are obviously stingy ~ Ho: Am I stingy? ! (Stand up) Don't you dare say I didn't send you flowers for Valentine's Day! M: (stands up) Is broccoli a flower? The little girls are holding roses and lilies, but I am the only one walking in the street with broccoli. I don't know, but I thought I was selling vegetables! (Sad) Mr. Hu: Broccoli is too cheap. The next day, I fried garlic. Who eats so delicious? M: Good! What do you mean when people ask you to give them a clock as a birthday present? Mr. Hu: Isn't that the alarm clock at home broken? You are worried about being late and can't sleep all night. I don't care about you. I'll give you a brand new one, or how romantic your horoscope is! M: Which constellation is it? Mr. Hu: Aren't you from Aries? M: That's right. Mr. Hu: Isn't there a sheep on the clock? Ma: Isn't that Pleasant Goat? Mr. Hu: Almost! Man: Much worse! God, don't you dare be more foreign! ! Mr. Hu: Why don't I have any foreign flavor! We are married, so I didn't throw you that big … big foreign party! Ma: (sneering) Oh, speaking of this, my forehead is on fire. The wedding night should have been a world of two people, but it is good for you. You invited all your good friends to our room for drinks! I don't know, I thought it was a group wedding! Mr. Hu: Did I invite you to the Christmas dinner? Ma: Who wants braised pork noodles for Christmas? Mr. Hu: How fragrant and full! M: Really, what people want is romance, not a gift, but hope. You are gentle with others. After being married for so long, you never said you loved them ~ Why: I love them, so don't kill me! M: Oh, I hate it, whatever ~ (holding He Jiong's arm) Say you love me, say, say. Mr. Hu: I ... M: Speaking of super happiness.

Hu: I want you! Ma: Oh, no, no ~ People are more violent than rare people! Mr. Hu: I really want you! Ma: (angrily pushes He Jiong away) It's not that bad! Ah, it's too hard to say I love you! Mr. Hu: Isn't that the same thing? Why is it so difficult to live with you? Oh, dear! Bold and fat! Mr. Hu: What's the matter? ! M: How dare you talk back! Mr. Hu: What, what ... M: What do you mean, I don't want to live, I want to leave! ! Mr. Hu: Wh … I … didn't … I, I just don't like talking about it with you! (Running) Horse: Stop! (chasing) hey! ! !