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Who has the lines of Hunan Satellite TV's Super Happy Trilogy of Lantern Festival? E-mail sent to me: 64 1906627@qq.com.
Mr. Hu: Oh, that's terrible! M: I'm telling you, a freak like you can't find a girlfriend! Ho: How do you know that I have been single for more than 50 years! (Mary drives He Jiong a little unexpectedly) That's why they think I'm the most unfortunate. Wow, how did you guess? Mary: Do you have to guess? Which woman has such a strong taste? Ho: But I still think there will be a fairy-tale girl who can understand my fairy-tale lovely world. (Then selling cute) Ma: Alas, I tell you, all the children in kindergarten hate you now, young and naive! Mr. Hu: It still means that I should change my direction. (Mary sneers) Find someone complementary to me, for example, especially rough ... (aiming at Mary) Ma: What are you looking at me for? What do you mean? I told you not to think about it! Mr. Hu: Why don't you go to MengMeng with me? M: No! ! ! (Running out of the field) (VCR lines) Ho: Wow! They have just come to our experience activities, and they haven't had time to put on our super happiness, as if they have some sparks of love! Next, we will let them experience the feeling of love, and they will step into the marriage hall and live a warm family life after being super happy! Obviously, it will take some time, so let's listen to the unhappiness of passers-by scrambling to get out! (Mary is wearing a costume) M: Well, which TV station are you from? Where did you broadcast it? As for me, I just participated in the shooting of a large TV series. Yes, I am very versatile. Let me sing a song for you. Mr. Hu: No, no. Aren't you happy? M: I also know unhappy songs. Iron gate ~ iron window ~ iron chain ... Mr. Hu: (interrupting Mary) Oh, thank you. (Leaving) Ma: (Rushing forward) Eh, I can do anything else! Hey, hey! (He Jiong is sitting on the desk writing in police uniform) Ma: Hello, young man! (He Jiong looks up) Hello! I want to ask you something unhappy? Mr. Hu: Huh? What are you unhappy about? (He Jiong runs away shyly) Eh, don't run away! Hey! ! (Mary's shopaholic comes fiercely) Ho: Ugh! Hey! Wow! This ... (Mary is leaving) ugh! Wait a minute. I'm sorry to bother you. Sorry, you look unhappy. What's the matter with you? Something unhappy? M: I'm going crazy, so am I! ! Mr. Hu: Why? M: I've been waiting in line all night. It's my turn. The salesman told me that it was out of stock! Oh, my God! I'm going crazy without a mobile phone! Without 4S, I might as well die! ! (Escape) Ahhh ~ ~ (He Jiong plays the movie buyer hiding in the corner of the intersection) Ho: Movies, blockbusters, movies for adults! Big movie, adult movie! Ma: Get him! ! (He Jiong runs) Don't run! Get him! ! ! Ma: Wow! It's really unfortunate! But it is good to have us super happy! By the way, I am happy to tell you that the two experiencers have formed a small family after putting on our super happiness. Let's see how their lives are! He: (wearing a military coat and cotton shoes, Mary pushes him up) No, don't push him! If you don't say something at home, you will make a fool of yourself outside! Ma: (hair dia) Alas ~ People don't care, people don't care, people are unhappy ~ ~ ~ Ho: You only care about your own business, but also care about others! M: I really can't talk to you now! Hu: I can't communicate. You have been wearing this super happy insole for less than a year. Even your accent has changed. I don't know, I thought you were mutated! (Two people sit down) Ma: Bah! You just mutated ~ people call this a "leap"! Mr. Hu: OK, you fly, you fly, you fly slowly, be careful of the thorny child in front! Ma: It's called a rose with thorns. You are not romantic at all ~ He: Romantic! Romantic, romantic style! I'll tell you this romance is the least environmentally friendly! M: No, how does romance have anything to do with environmental protection? Mr. Hu: Just say that flowers grow well on the ground. If you don't pick them up and give them to the little girl in that stupid universal newspaper bag, you will not only yell old and expensive, but also do so in a few days. How about environmental protection? Ma: You are obviously stingy ~ Ho: Am I stingy? ! (Stand up) Don't you dare say I didn't send you flowers for Valentine's Day! M: (stands up) Is broccoli a flower? The little girls are holding roses and lilies, but I am the only one walking in the street with broccoli. I don't know, but I thought I was selling vegetables! (Sad) Mr. Hu: Broccoli is too cheap. The next day, I fried garlic. Who eats so delicious? M: Good! What do you mean when people ask you to give them a clock as a birthday present? Mr. Hu: Isn't that the alarm clock at home broken? You are worried about being late and can't sleep all night. I don't care about you. I'll give you a brand new one, or how romantic your horoscope is! M: Which constellation is it? Mr. Hu: Aren't you from Aries? M: That's right. Mr. Hu: Isn't there a sheep on the clock? Ma: Isn't that Pleasant Goat? Mr. Hu: Almost! Man: Much worse! God, don't you dare be more foreign! ! Mr. Hu: Why don't I have any foreign flavor! We are married, so I didn't throw you that big … big foreign party! Ma: (sneering) Oh, speaking of this, my forehead is on fire. The wedding night should have been a world of two people, but it is good for you. You invited all your good friends to our room for drinks! I don't know, I thought it was a group wedding! Mr. Hu: Did I invite you to the Christmas dinner? Ma: Who wants braised pork noodles for Christmas? Mr. Hu: How fragrant and full! M: Really, what people want is romance, not a gift, but hope. You are gentle with others. After being married for so long, you never said you loved them ~ Why: I love them, so don't kill me! M: Oh, I hate it, whatever ~ (holding He Jiong's arm) Say you love me, say, say. Mr. Hu: I ... M: Speaking of super happiness.
Hu: I want you! Ma: Oh, no, no ~ People are more violent than rare people! Mr. Hu: I really want you! Ma: (angrily pushes He Jiong away) It's not that bad! Ah, it's too hard to say I love you! Mr. Hu: Isn't that the same thing? Why is it so difficult to live with you? Oh, dear! Bold and fat! Mr. Hu: What's the matter? ! M: How dare you talk back! Mr. Hu: What, what ... M: What do you mean, I don't want to live, I want to leave! ! Mr. Hu: Wh … I … didn't … I, I just don't like talking about it with you! (Running) Horse: Stop! (chasing) hey! ! !
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