High-level humorous sentences of killing people.

The sentence of killing people with advanced humor is as follows:

1. After doing her homework for five minutes, her mobile phone became jealous and coaxed her for two hours.

Don't give up under the threat of life.

3, open today, be a happy foodie ~

4, the picture is limited and the happiness is infinite.

5, there is a kind of sadness called, I will return to you in seconds, and you will reincarnate me.

6. Tell me about you. It's good to have a girlfriend. When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.

7. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

When I get rich, I will send people I hate to the best mental hospital.

9. My mother asked me to take my boyfriend home for dinner. I said forget it. It is not good to add another table.

10, I can't forget you at all. I will think of you when I see the rubbish in the street.

1 1. If you like someone, you must declare it and you can't be rejected. You really think you are a fairy.

12, thanks to life, there are deprivation and gifts.

13, one person is happy, two people are alive and three people are dead or alive.

14, remember those people who chatted with you late at night, because they made your dark circles so heavy and your skin so bad.

15, I have to be fat if I want to be fat.

16, you should be better than anyone, but you have a mobile phone.

17, the person you like doesn't like you, which shows how discerning you are.

18, find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss, hold hands, and have a baby at night.

19, I thought I would have an exam next week when I was playing with my mobile phone. Pa, I slapped myself, and you didn't concentrate on playing with your mobile phone.

20. Friends are like breasts, big and small, real and fake.

2 1, do you want to marry me in this life or in the next?

22. I think my boyfriend is good everywhere, except for his bad sense of direction. He still can't find me after all these years.

23. Good night means I'm out of business, and it has nothing to do with whether I sleep or not. I hope everyone knows.

24. I want to become a small plane and fly into your heart.

25. Drinking Yakult makes you happy.

26, talking and laughing during the day, have a good sleep at night.

27. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

28. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces away. Forgive my unruly face, I love eating all my life.

29. I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

30. There is only one road, or a dead end for short.