Funny copywriting that amuses oneself.

1. My idea is simple. I want to earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.

It's not good to be too polite. Someone stepped on my foot just now, and I habitually said thank you.

3. Son, what's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly!

My friend cried to me that she was often lovelorn because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: poor, why can he have a girlfriend?

Today, I train my dog at home. After the training, my husband walked over and said to the dog earnestly, "Oh, how dare you fight with the tiger?" You are just a dog. "

Six. After working outside for three years, I came home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. Unexpectedly, my mother didn't scold me, but comforted me: "Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back."

7. Mom: You should get married! Me: Is it necessary to be happy when you get married? I have a classmate who has been married three times. Why bother? Mom: If the marriage is bad, how many people can get married three times?

8. On the first day of school, the kindergarten director called the parents and told them whether your children had watched too many court plays. On the first day of roll call, the child directly replied, "I am a slave!" "

As a single aristocrat, whenever another married person asks me, "Why don't you get married?" I replied in unison, "I don't want to live your life."

1 Your family is really poor. I said to visit your family, but you said no!

1 1. My family said I had no sense of direction, and I refused to accept it. Until today, I bought watermelon into pumpkin.

12. Let me popularize how to dress well. One is to look good, the other is to have a good figure, and the most important thing is to look good and have a good figure!

Thirteen. Why do experts recommend eating seven minutes full for dinner? Because the other three points will be used for supper.

14. I passed a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

15. The strong are not people who run with tears, but people who buy cars.

15. The electric car was stolen in the community. I angered the property: "What's the use of monitoring!" The security guard said weakly, "Let ... let you have a last look at the electric car?"

17. The rich man's wallet is like a flower. Every time he opens it, it makes people smile. The poor man's wallet is like an onion. Every time he opens it, it makes people cry!

Eighteen. It is the season of getting up by perseverance, washing by endurance, going to work by the power of the wild, and taking a bath by explosive force.

19. Women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep, spend money, be unreasonable and not work! The most embarrassing thing when I was a child was kissing my parents while watching TV. I still have the remote control!

Twenty one. Most people's living conditions: intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and waiting for death.

Twenty-two Girls' interpersonal relationships can be divided into three types: those that can be seen without makeup, those that can be seen with makeup, and those that don't want to be seen with makeup.

No matter where I go, I always keep a photo of my wife in my wallet, for no other reason than to remind myself how the money is missing!

24. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.