How to write humorous sentences after perm curly hair?

1, I did curly hair for the first time, and I washed it myself a few days after I came back, and then I blew it, making myself look like a ghost.

2, the first time to do curly hair. It turns out that I once vowed that I would never do curly hair again, and it will eventually change with time.

3. It's my first time to do curly hair. Oh, I can't help being excited to do it with everyone.

4. I am very happy to do curly hair for the first time. After taking the photo, I feel that you have never seen such an idol. Stop it and cry.

5. It's beautiful to do curly hair manually for the first time. What does this passage want to express? In fact, I just want to have a haircut and take a selfie, but I can't find what I want to say.