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Valentine's day without a lover. Tell me about Valentine's Day without a lover. Tell me about it.

1, Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering being a dog or my boyfriend?

Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

4. On Valentine's Day, I suggest that you don't bask in presents. You can bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe there is the same model, maybe there is an explosion.

If you are embarrassed to express your feelings on Valentine's Day, you can send me a red envelope.

6. Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.

7. Just now, a girl said she liked me, so I deleted her directly. Nima tried to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift!

8. Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave them next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.

9. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

10, in a group of student parties, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

1 1. Dogs have long been gone since they lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.