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Very realistic emotions: women often like to confess their worries, while men are the opposite.

1. If one day the whole world hates me, will you tell me that I still like you so much?

2. In the journey of life, there is always a time when you need to walk by yourself and carry it by yourself.

I can't look straight into the flat and wavy eyes like looking at you.

I know all your promises are lies, but I have always believed you until now.

Sometimes you will gradually find that innocence is also a kind of happiness.

If you have a broad mind, you can understand that no one is an island, appreciate the scenery on the other side and know how to accept others.

7. In one's life, there are always some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

If time could go back, everything would not be so precious.

Maybe I'm not enough for you to notice me now, so I want to stand on the same level with you.

10, don't be too self-righteous. In fact, you are nothing in the eyes of others.

1 1, [Love also needs the courage to face gossip]

12, what are you doing? I have crossed more bridges than you have.

13, I love you not because you are handsome, but because you have a sense of security that no one else can give me.

14, blame the elder sister for being too young to distinguish between people and dogs.

15, I am sad because you can give me what I want, but you didn't.

16, if you continue, you may fail, but if you give up, there is no chance of failure.

17, women often like to pour out their worries, while men are just the opposite.

18, a smile can create gorgeous love, and a look can resist loneliness.

The classic talk about men and women is very realistic and skinny.

1, a man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but the man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

2. It is difficult for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, and it will become easier and easier in the future; It's easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it's getting harder and harder later.

3. Do you still love me? When a woman kisses a man for the first time, is touched by a man for the first time, sleeps with a man for the first time, and earns the first money for the first time, she will say hello several times.

It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.

Before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well.

6. Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking.

7. When a woman tells you that she hates you, she likes you. When a man tells you that he hates you, he really hates you.

8. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start fooling around after marriage; Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage.

9. Traditional women are honest before giving birth and begin to dream after giving birth. Modern women have dreams before giving birth and become honest after giving birth.

10, men like to keep accounts when there is no money at home, and women like to keep accounts when there is money at home.

1 1. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

12, women are anxious when men don't make money, and women regret when men make money.

13, the man entrusted his girlfriend to his buddy for care, and finally his girlfriend became his wife, and the buddy took care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.

14, when a man masturbates, he must not think of his wife, but a woman thinks of her husband.

15, failed men like to compare their wives with others, and successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

16, a man who was fined for illegal parking will have a quarrel with the police, and a woman will stop fighting; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

17, the biggest trouble for men is creditors, and the biggest trouble for women is lovers.

18, the useless things that men like to buy most are laptops, and the useless things that women like to buy most are shoes.

19, men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

20. Men cheat because of impulsiveness, while women cheat because of boredom.

2 1, men have a sense of accomplishment when they have lovers, and women feel guilty when they have lovers.

22. It is an emergency for a man to kiss a woman on his own initiative, and it is a premeditated event for a woman to kiss a man on her own initiative.

23. Women have the impulse to change husbands before the age of 40, and men have the action of changing wives after the age of 40.

24. Men like to buy books and stack shelves, and then women come to read these books.

25. A man and a woman quarreled and got angry in the car. If a woman drives, she will slam on the brakes; If a person drives a car, he will slam on the accelerator.

26. When a man has money, he changes his mobile phone first, then his car, then his house, and finally his clothes. Rich women are just the opposite.

27. Men learn English to prove that they are excellent, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer excellent.

28. The poorest men don't bargain when they buy food, and the richest women bargain when they buy food.

29. Behind a successful man, there is a woman's support, and behind a successful woman, there are a lot of men's support.

30. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

3 1, men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest when they are divorced, and the most beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce and most sincere after divorce.

32. For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.

33. No matter how smart a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

34. Women are always afraid of men, and they don't like men as soon as they go to bed; Men usually think that women are coquettish, but they are afraid that women will not be coquettish when they go to bed.

35. The most embarrassing thing for men is that their wives are drunk and pestering friends. The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.

36. When a woman tells a man that I know that I am actually not beautiful, a man must never agree; When a man tells a woman that I am actually a failure, the woman is definitely against it.

37. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

38. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

39. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

40. If a woman's unit sends out 1,000 yuan, she will tell the man that she sent out 1,000 yuan and her friend that she sent out 500 yuan. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.

4 1, the man who is the least afraid of his wife in the family dares not contradict his mother-in-law; A woman who fears her husband most at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.

42. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.

43. When a man faces a group of women, don't discuss the appearance; When a woman faces a group of men, don't discuss wealth.

44. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; Men like to hear women say that another man is a loser.

45. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

46. The stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt for the first time.

47. Beautiful women like to praise other women for their beautiful clothes, while rich men like to praise other men for their high income, and the final result is to lead the topic to themselves.

48. Men returning to China should also add a few words of English when speaking Chinese with China people; Returnees speak English with foreigners and have a few words of Chinese.

49. Men get PhDs because of their low IQ, while women get PhDs because of their low EQ.

A mature man is realistic.

1, mature men should have a career foundation. Maybe not every man can make a fortune, but if you think you have accomplished nothing, how can you stand in the eyes of women?

A mature man should have an economic foundation, especially mature enough to be a woman's husband.

Mature men know what they want, not everything. Know how to persist and know how to give up.

Mature men dare to take responsibility, although some faults are not caused by him.

5, mature men are tolerant, and excessive care is the most unforgivable mistake of men.

6. Mature men are wise, not clever.

7. A mature man's words and deeds can make women learn a lot, while a little boy can only let women teach him.

8. A mature man knows how to cherish and take care of women and how to go out for an outing. He must not be the first person to run alone.

9. Mature men don't quarrel with women in the street.

10. A familiar man will not force a woman to wear clothes that he likes but she doesn't like.

1 1. Mature men don't play low-level jokes on women casually.

12. A mature man lets a woman know that she is wrong, but he won't make her lose face.

13, mature men make women relax without making women nervous.

14. Mature men are father and son in front of women.

15, a mature man will train his son into a real man.

16, mature men don't make trouble, but they are not afraid of things when they have something to do.

17, mature men have their own opinions and will think twice before acting.

18. Mature men are calm, knowledgeable and thoughtful.

19, mature men see the problem deeply, which will make people shine and admire.

20. A mature man can tell whether a friend is a true friend, and he will choose the good and the right. Few friends. In addition, they will know some outsiders according to the situation.

2 1, men are the main body of society, whether you believe it or not. So men should have a sense of responsibility.

Before the age of 22 or 25, please remember that love is usually fake or not as pure and eternal as you think. If you are over 25 years old, then you should understand this truth.

23, eating 70% full is the most comfortable. Please keep your girlfriend at most 70%.

Please take good care of yourself before you are 30. You see a doctor in the first 30 years, and you see a doctor in the last 30 years. If you are over 30, you will naturally understand this truth.

25. Career is far more important than love. If the cause can't last forever, then love can only be regarded as a flash in the pan.

26. Don't accept girls who pursue you easily. Women chasing men sandwich yarn. If you fall into it easily, you will find that you will miss a lot of things and lose a lot of things.

Please believe that any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem. If you think money is king, rich women have it, and women without money don't, then. Women are not a problem.

28. Please always be optimistic. Every man has his lovely place, and the unlovable place is that he doesn't face life positively.

Don't let the same woman hurt you twice in a row. A good horse doesn't look back for a reason. If you have seriously considered breaking up, please don't make any reluctant moves.

30. If you can be friends with your ex-girlfriend, then you should ask yourself: Why? If you are still friends after breaking up, there are only two possibilities: you were just having fun and didn't give each other the truest feelings. Or: someone must be paying silently, with no regrets!

3 1, never believe a woman's sweet words when she is in love. It is said that women love sweet talk, but men prefer it.

Please don't worry too much and feel inferior to your appearance or height. People are animals, but they are different from animals. Congenital conditions are not an excuse to stop you from living a good life. Please believe that a person's heart is far better than his appearance. If someone judges a book by its cover, you shouldn't care too much. Because in a sense, he is just an animal. Will you be angry with animals?

33. When you are lovelorn, there are only two possibilities. Either you love her, or she doesn't love you, or the other way around. Then, when the person you love no longer loves you, or never loved you. You have no regrets, because all you have lost is someone who doesn't love you.

Please don't cheat a kind girl. There are too few kind girls in this world.

35, can't think that money is everything, at least, money can't cure AIDS.

Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

No matter how difficult it is, please believe that the sun is new every day as long as life is still there.

38。 Love can never be a balance. If you want to be happy in love, you must be willing to be sad.

39. If you like a mm who thinks others should treat her well, please give up as soon as possible. No one should be nice to a person. If she doesn't understand this truth, then she doesn't know how to cherish at all.

40. Don't go to gf because of loneliness. Lonely men should learn to taste loneliness. Please remember: even if you are lonely, there must be someone like you in the dark night sky in the distance. Lonely people are different, but the starry sky you look up at is unique.

2 1. Nothing lasts forever. And don't ask what is forever. There is a lot of helplessness in life. Please try to enrich yourself and your life. Please be kind to life.

22, men have a lot of helplessness, life is very tired, but it is meaningful because of life. When you think you have nothing, you at least have time. Time can heal all wounds. So please don't cry.

Men are realistic about their feelings.

Men are realistic about their feelings.

1. Since you are married, keeping in shape is the greatest respect for your wife.

2, men and women are different, men have careers and everything.

No matter how high the house price is, someone can afford it. The foundation of home is one's own house. Don't express it with your mouth for a long time.

You can have nothing now, but you must have the essential quality of a man: progress.

The name of the person who can share weal and woe with you is wife, and the lover can only enjoy happiness with you like others.

6. The person you love is lucky to love you. The person you love doesn't love you, that's just a normal state, so no one can love you.

7. When you were in love, your girlfriend ran away with someone else? Don't be sad for too long, just be happy. It is better to see this love clearly now than to be cuckolded after marriage.

8. Loving a woman is not just lip service. She longs for you to understand her feelings, what she likes, values, fears, desires and needs.

9. A wife is the one who gives birth to your children and takes care of you until you get old. Remember, a good relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is the touchstone to see whether a man is good or not.

10, a man's heart should be like the sea, tolerant of his loved ones, her temper, her narrow-mindedness and her carelessness. 12, when a man feels sorry for mistress and wastes her young years, but doesn't feel sorry for his wife and wastes her whole life, how ridiculous do you think this man is?

13, there will be a feeling of belonging to you. Before it appears, you should keep fighting for your ideal. When it appears, you don't have to worry about reality, but you can accept it gladly.

1, we want to thank those who abandoned us, who let us find true love.

2. The person who loves you may not be sweet-talking, but if you love him deeply, you can finally feel the deep feelings.

3. At some point in the future, even if it is just a memory.

4. Living in the self-world, unwilling to face the world, will never see the dawn.

5, where to go, where to go, not to forge ahead, but a state of mind.

6, the disaster comes from the mouth, and you can't take it lightly if you hurt your feelings.

7, some are just angry words, not necessarily sincere, please forgive me.

8. A glass of water, a lamp, some food and a greeting are enough to warm my heart.

9. I have never passed you by, but fate has not arrived.

10, I never gave up looking for you, just because I believe that fairy-tale love exists on earth.

1 1, love is really crazy! For you, I began to humbly doubt the world.

12. Putting down dignity will only win pity. If you don't love it, just let it go. Entanglement will only increase your boredom.

13, instead of making the person you love unhappy, let go and be generous with each other.

14, it is better to sing aloud than to bend your knees.

15, please cherish your right to speak. Nonsense is a cancer, eroding the five internal organs and torturing the body and mind.

16, caring about a person, not just paying attention to her photo album. Loving a person begins with language and comes from the heart.

17, external pressure, if you can do it, avoid it, if you can't, avoid it.